hi this is inspired by Truth Or Dare X, one of the (I think) funniest fan-fictions I have ever read. Go check it out!
Disclaimer: I dont own beyblade metal fight, though i would love to!
"Hello folks! Welcome to a version of Truth Or Dare X! This one is called Truth Or Dare Z! I am your host, FamilyFire05! Oh! Looks like are contestants are waking up!" I yell, carful not to break anyone's eardrums.
"Uh... Where am I?" Kyoya sputters.
"Uh... Where do you think?" I shoot back.
"Not again!" Madoka, Ginga, Kenta, and Hyoma moan.
"Oh, come on!" I say excitedly. "You guys are off easy for today, no one has put in any requests. But, scince I don't want to keep you guys waiting, you will have two truths and two dares, by ME!"
At least five people groan at this comment. "OK, first is Kyoya, and he has a truth. step into the truth machine, please." As he is doing that, I say tell them the rules. "It's the same as last time, but the shocks are a bit stronger. also, if you don't do the tiniest little dare or truth, your beys or laptop will be crushed into 50 peices. Alright then! First truth: Kyoya, if you had an option of seeing Hikaru in a very sexy bathing suit or get 500 dollars, which would it be?"
Kyoya flushed red. "Hikaru in a sexy bathing suit." He muttered.
"Whats that? I can't hear you." I tease.
"I said, Hikaru in a sexy bathing suit!" He said with annoyance in his voice, then flushed red as everyone started laughing and Hikaru slapped him forcefully arcoss the cheek.
"Pervert..." She said while shaking her head.
"Alright... next one... is for... Hikaru" I said between giggles. Hikaru slowly walks into the truth machine, making me laugh even harder.
"What's so funny?" Kenta asks. "You'll see... in a... se... a second." I say while practically chocking on my words.
"Ok...Ok..." I whisper, calming myself down. "Alright, Hikaru, which would you like more, seeing Kyoya in nothing but his swim trunks or 500 bucks?"
This time it was Hikaru's time to blush red as everybody except Kyoya had a gigantic fit of laughter.
"Kyoya in nothing but his swim trunks..." Hikaru muttered.
Kyoya blushed bright red and went up to her. he lifted her chin up with his hand and passionately kissed her.
"Ok, young couple, this is not a kissing show, though there will be more of that in the future. Hikaru, climb down, you to Kyoya, and we'll move on to the dares. Good. Now, the next one is for Kenta. Kenta, you need to eat 5 pieces of french toast and 1 small McDonalds french-fries." I say.
"Awww... anything but that!" he complains, knowing that I know he despises anything 'french'.
"Nope, gotta do it, unless you don't care for your bey." I snicker. "Mei-Mei," "Yes, Ms. Flare," she says as several of the contestants gawk at me. "Yes, get me 5 pieces of french toast and a small McDonalds French-Fries."
"Yes, Mr. Flare." she says and exits the room"Now, for the other one," I say. " Ryuga, you're going to try to actually sing this time, and with a pink tuxedo on, sing I Wish It Would Rain."
Ryuga's face turned pink as I snapped my fingers because suddenly he had a tuxedo on.
"Who are you, a girl version of that Koady guy?" He asked.
"I wish..." I said.
"Anyway, I don't know that song" He said.
"Of corse you don't, it's from the 1900's, but it's one of the best songs I ever heard, so DO NOT mess it up!" I yell. "And just follow the lyrics, man." I snap my fingers and a music stand with lyrics (on paper, mind you.) appeared in front of him.
By the time he was done, everyone including Benkei were awestruck from how well he sang it.
"Yeah, I was faking for that Koady guy." Ryuga says, brushing off the attention.
"Dude, you're like Sam Cooke in the twenty-first century." I say with my mouth hung open.
"Say what now?" everyone says.
"A complement." I say, brushing of what I just said.
"Anyway, Kenta, you are up, dude!" I say with a snicker.
"Aww..."
"Hurry up! the faster you do this the faster you can go to the spa/buffalo wild wings/TV room." I say
"Wait is there really one?" He asks
"Yeah, now hurry up!"
hurrying, he eats up the french-fries and then the french-toast. When he's done, he has a satisfied look on his face.
"You know, the french-fries weren't so bad." He says.
"Ok, Ok, now go to the right to go to the TV room, to the left to go to Buffalo Wild Wings, go to the 1st floor in the elevator for the spa." I say.
" The 2nd you are hungry but don't like Buffalo Wild Wings, and in three hours you will be transported to level 3, the bedroom, and I'm warning you, no 'affairs' in the bedroom, if you know what I mean, Hikaru, Kyoya, Madoka, and Ginga."
The four of them blush furiously at the thought.
"Well, thats all, folks! see you next time on Truth Or Dare Z!" I say and the cameras turn off. "Well, come on! hurry along, you people." I say to them, and instantly there are mobs of kids and teenagers running in those directions.
Thx for reading! message me or rate/review to give thoughts. no gay stuff, except for kenta and yuu.
by the way, look up sam cooke and I Wish It Would Rain. Sam Cooke is a good song writer, well was, i should say, and the song is really good.
:)