"C'mon everyone, let's get going!" my voice echoed over to Ferb and the others, who were all the way on the other side of the chess room. Five minutes ago, this room was chaos with chess pieces being thrown around everywhere, stabbed at, pierced at, kicked at- okay maybe not kicked at, but something along the lines of that. It was just too much to take in, but this was the most fun Ferb and I had since jumping dimensions! It was pure awesomeness!

"Hermione, is Ron going to be okay?" Isabella asked. Hermione was sitting on the floor with Ron's head on her lap, her books and remedies sprawled everywhere. We had all tried our best to stop the heavy bleeding from some of Ron's wounds, since he sacrificed himself to end the wizard chess game. I still wonder why he didn't just get off the horse at the last minute!

"Yes, I think he's alright, just knocked out" Hermione replied.

"Great! Then is it alright if we go and help Harry?" I asked.

"Um, yeah, I guess. Just make sure you don't get killed. You do realise what you're up against, right?" said Hermione.

"Yeah, well that Lord Voldy thingy ain't gonna boss me around- I'm gonna give him a little slice of Buford pie!" exclaimed Buford, while fist-pumping.

"I don't know guys. Lord Voldemort would have killed us if it wasn't for that centaur in the Forbidden Forest- and I don't think centaurs will come inside this building. And plus, I'm wearing my favourite pair of underpants today!" whined Baljeet, as usual.

"Which I'll give a wedgie to if you don't shut it, nerd!" Buford threatened.

"Guys! Please stop arguing! I'm going to take Ron up to the hospital wing now, and as much as I hate to abandon you, Ron needs help as well. So you guys are going to be on your own. Just remember all the spells you've learned-"

"Oh I remember Wingardium Leviosa- flish and swick!" Buford cried out.

"I think you mean, 'swish and flick'" Ferb corrected.

"Yeah… just testing" said Buford.

"Hey let's not waste time, Harry needs our help! Let's show Lord Voldemort what these kids from Danville can really do!" said Isabella enthusiastically.

"Couldn't have said it better, Isabella! We should use our Invisibility Ray machine so no one can see us- we can throw a really big sheet over all of us and make that invisible! Ferb, let's do what we have to do today! Hey, where's Perry?" I said on cue, like always.

"Forget about your platypus, let's go!" said Buford.

Isabella coincidentally had a large sheet in her shoulder bag, which were all the Fireside Girls' sashes attached together. Ferb fired the invisibility ray at it and everyone crawled under it. It was a bit of a tight squeeze, but we managed, despite Buford stepping of Baljeet's feet here and then.

We crept out of the room and entered a poorly lit corridor, which was also quiet cold. But thanks to our body heat and Baljeet's hyperventilation, we dismissed the coldness for now.

"'Jeet… SHUT IT!" Buford threatened again.

"Baljeet, calm down before I give you a wedgie!" warned Isabella.

"Wow, respect sister!" exclaimed Buford.

"Wait, Baljeet give me you wand" I felt evil for doing this but there was no other option. "Okay thanks, now- Silencio!" I cast a spell that made Baljeet as quite as a pot plant. "Im sorry, 'Jeet, but I'll give you back your wand later" Baljeet just frowned at me.

I got so caught up in this predicament that I accidentally crashed into a pillar. Ferb crashed into me, who made Isabella crash into him, who made Buford crash into her, who flayed backwards and sat on Baljeet. Luckily Baljeet was silenced.

"Sorry man. Jeez, Dinner Bell, watch where you're going" said Buford.

"Shh, guys, look over there!" My eyes followed where Isabella was pointing at, and I noticed a ring of blazing fire. Inside the ring of fire was… Perry! And Harry. There was another man as well, but it looked more like Professor Quirrell. Perry was tied to a stone block, just inches from a mirror, which reflected our feet at the corner.

"Guys, move a little bit to the left" I whispered. At that moment, however, my wand just had to fall out of my pocket and create a sound which grabbed Professor Quirrell's attention. I snapped my head back up, in time to see Harry turn around, looking all confused. Uh-oh, I thought. Before we could do anything, though, I heard an eerie voice, quirkier and scarier than Suzy Johnson's voice.

"GET THEM!" it yelled.

"RUUUUUUUUN!" I yelled, when Professor Quirrell leaped menacingly towards us.

Pause for a second. I know what you're thinking: how in the world are they all going to battle only the most diabolical wizard of all? Good question, but what you should be asking is: how and why are they even there?

Let's start from the beginning of this marvellous journey, shall we? Flashback! This is Phineas Flynn, signing out!