A/N: Hi! This is my very first fanfic, and I'd just like to tell you that I am completely insane. Completely, totally, eating mayonnaise with a spoon insane, but I probably won't kill you in your sleep if you say my story's crappy. Probably. So, onto the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z (Damn it!).

Chapter 1: Enter Raditz!

The farmer stood in his field, tending to his crops, when an explosion shook the earth. "What the hell?!" the farmer screamed. He ran over to his truck and drove to the explosion (A/N: Genius, farmer. Genius.).

At the site of the explosion the farmer took his gun out of the trunk and walked towards the crater created by the explosion. He saw in the crater a metal ball with a red window-like thing. "I wonder what that is?" the farmer said scratching his head. Just then the metal ball opened up and out came a large man with long spiky hair and a reddish device on his face.

"So, this must be one of the natives. Let's check your power level," the man said as he pressed a button on the device."Only five? I knew this was a weak planet, but that's just ridiculous!" The man doubled over with laughter. "I can't believe there are any of you left. Even as a baby Kakarot could slaughter you without even becoming an Oozaru!"

"Oh, I'll give you something to laugh about!" the farmer said. He shot at the man, but watched in horror as the man caught the bullet in midair.

"What are you?" the farmer asked, trembling with fear.

"I don't think you'd like to know," said the man. He flicked the bullet back at the man with impossible speed, and laughed as the bullet killed him instantly. "Now to find Kakarot. He'll obviously be the one with the highest power level on this pitiful planet." The man used the device on his head to look around at the power levels."Well, that's the highest one I can find. It's still low, but that should be expected after living on this planet of weaklings his entire life," and with that, he flew off.

"Goku! It's time for lunch, now stop training and get over here!" Chi-Chi yelled into the woods.

"Coming, Chi-Chi!" Goku yelled back through the forest. Goku came walking up to the house with a log slung over his back."Gohan! Goshen! Hurry up!" Goku yelled back to the forest. Two small boys came running out of the woods and hurried up to the house. One of the boys had long spiky black hair tied into a ponytail. The other had short dark brown hair that stuck out to the side (A/N: Like the bed hair in Ultimate Tenkaichi.). They were both wearing small orange fighting gis

The brown-haired one tackled the other, and they both fell to the ground.

"Goshen! Don't tackle your brother like that, you might hurt him!" Chi-Chi said, pulling out a frying pan and waving it at her son.

"Come on, Chi-Chi, he was just having some fun," Goku said as he backed away from the frying pan.

"Yeah mom! It's not like I tackled him off a cliff or something!" the boy called Goshen said.

"Fine, just don't do it again!" Chi-Chi said.

"Okay mom," Goshen said. He turned around and helped Gohan up. "You okay Gohan?" Goshen asked.

"Sure, I'm fine," Gohan said, brushing the dirt off his shirt. "But I'm still gonna get you back for it!"

"Come in and eat lunch so you have time to get to Master Roshi's place," Chi-Chi said, pushing the boys inside. "You too, Goku!" she called out the door. Goku walked in and sat down at the table.

"This is great; I can't wait to see all my old friends!" Goku said excitedly.

"Mom, why aren't you coming?" asked Gohan.

"I have lots to do around the house, besides; I can't stand that old pervert Master Roshi!" Chi-Chi answered. "But I'm sure you'll all have a good time."

Piccolo stood at the edge of the cliff as the huge power he had felt earlier get closer.

I can't believe that power, it's massive! I am so screwed! Maybe I can catch him off guard Piccolo thought. As soon as the power was in range he blasted it with everything he had. He panted heavily, hoping he had managed to finish it off. His eyes widened as he saw a man walk out of the dust, completely unharmed.

"Well, that wasn't very nice," the man said. "Considering you're green, I'm guessing you aren't Kakarot, but I'll still have fun killing you. I call this attack a double sundae. Let's see how you like it." The man raised his hand, but just as he was about to blast Piccolo to oblivion he picked up a higher power level. "Looks like it's your lucky day. If I didn't need to find Kakarot you would be dead by now," he said as he flew off.

What the hell was that? Piccolo asked himself.

"Hey guys," Bulma said as she walked into Kame House.

"Bulma!" Krillin said. "Long time no see!"

"It certainly has been a long time. I see you've grown quite a bit," Master Roshi said, staring at her chest.

"You can say that again," Oolong said from where he was sitting on the couch.

"And I see you haven't changed at all, you perverted old man," Bulma said angrily. She then walked over to Master Roshi and smacked him over the head.

"Owwww!" Master Roshi shouted. What was that for?"

"Look, I'm just not in the best of moods right now. I think Yamcha's cheating on me!"

"That's really a shame. I never thought Yamcha would do something like that!" Krillin said, surprised. "By the way, have you seen Goku anywhere?"

"No, but Chi-Chi called me and said he was on his way."

"Hello?" came Goku's voice from outside.

"Goku!" all four of them said at the same time. They ran out to find their childhood friend standing on the beach with two children.

"Hi everyone!" Goku said.

"Who're the kids? Are you babysitting or something?" asked Krillin.

"Actually, these are my twin sons, Gohan and Goshen. Say hi," Goku said.

"Hi," the kids said shyly.

"You've already started training them?" Master Roshi asked, seeing the orange gis they were wearing.

"Yeah, it took a long time to convince Chi-Chi, but since Goshen wanted to train so much, Gohan helped us with the argument."

"Mom always says I'm too much like dad for my own good," Goshen remarked.

"Well, I can't see anything wrong with being like your dad," Bulma told Goshen.

"That's what I always tell her!" said Goshen.

It's great to see you Goku," Oolong said, not wanting to be left out of the conversation.

"Yeah, it's great to see all of you guys as well." Goku suddenly had a very worried look on his face."Krillin, do you feel that?"

"Yeah, it's an evil power, and it's heading right for us!"

"Is it Piccolo?" asked Bulma.

"No, it's much too powerful to be him," Goku said, getting even more worried. Suddenly, the man landed in front of him.

"Ah, Kakarot. I've finally found you," the man said.

"Who are you?" Goku asked angrily.

"I am your brother Raditz."

Power Levels

Farmer: 5

Raditz: 1,200

Goku: 345

Chi-Chi: 65

Goshen: 105 (Goshen convinces Chi-Chi to let him and Gohan train with Goku)

Gohan: 100

Piccolo: 310

Bulma: 7

Krillin: 212

Master Roshi: 120

A/N: So, what do you think about the first chapter of my first story? It doesn't really matter if you say it's bad, I'm still going to keep writing it, but if you give it a good review, I might use some ideas you put out.