It was Harry's first year back at Hogwarts. After finally defeating the evil Lord Voldemort, he was excited for a brand new adventure at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He arrived at the train station with his best friend Ronald Weasley. "This was to platform 9 ¾, Ron!" Harry said with much enthusiasm. Ron, who had been quite upset at Harry replied "I can find it myself, thanks!" Harry was confused, what had he done? "Why are you so upset at me Ron?"
"Well," Ron replied "you never look at me when we make love" Harry was shocked, but felt so bad. Harry stepped closer to Ron, and Ron closer to Harry. But then, Ron was a bear! Harry was terrified! People started running and screaming everywhere leaving Harry all alone to face the bear, when suddenly Harry whipped out his wand when he realized it had been replaced by licorice! "Gotcha!" yelled Fred and George. Harry would kill them later but for now he had to handle the was then that he remembered something from Hagrid's stupid class. Pi equaled 3.14! Also, bears loved licorice! Harry was about to give it to the bear when he realized he'd already eaten it! "darn" said Harry splattering licorice goop all over his good robes. With little options left, only one person could help. Harry opened up his magical coin purse freeing none other than…