Sakutada: Welcome to the Manga Awards once again! This is an award show where we give awards to you're favorite Naruto characters. Which I don't own Naruto!
Awesomeness Man: … How do we do this?
Sakutada: Just follow my lead. I'm pretty sure all of the nominees are here. I don't feel like announcing all of them. I guess we should introduce the main character.
Awesomeness Man: And everybody knows who the character is… Naruto.
Naruto: Hi everybody!
Sakutada: How old are you?
Naruto: Why are you asking me? I'm 14!
Awesomeness Man: Saku that's personal stuff.
Sakutada: Not really! Anyway… I guess we'll go to the first award.
Awesomeness Man: The first award goes to the most creepy.
Sakutada: I hate this award. I'm pretty sure everyone agrees with Orochimaru.
Awesomeness Man: Second goes to The Sound Four.
Sakutada: Doesn't that count as second, third, forth, and fifth?
Awesomeness Man: What if they all share it. Wait, they probably wouldn't share that!
Sakutada: I vote Jiraiya!
Awesomeness Man: I vote Hidan.
Sakutada: I guess you're right. Hidan, come get you're award!
Hidan: Jashin!
Orochimaru: That's nice, Hidan.
Hidan: Once I'm through with you, you'll respect the meaning of pain! Jashin!
Sakutada: Please, stop saying Jashin. It's getting on my nerves.
Hidan: Jashin!
Sakutada: Am I going have to kill you?
Hidan: I'm immortal! Jashin!
Sakutada: (Shakes head in frustration.)
Awesomeness Man: You'll just have to ignore it, Saku. He's obsessed.
Hidan: Am not! Jashin!
Sakutada: Moving on… This next award goes to the most annoying.
Awesomeness Man: That goes to Tobi.
Tobi: How am I annoying? (Starts to sob)
Sakutada: You don't leave Deidara alone!
Awesomeness Man: Besides, crying just shows you're annoying.
Tobi: Meaners!
Sakutada: Second goes to Deidara! Though he has his moments.
Deidara: I don't win this award, hmm!
Awesomeness Man: Though I think you're pretty annoying saying "Hmmm" all the time.
Deidara: I don't, hmm. Darn… I'll show you, hmm.
Tobi: Hi Deidara!
Deidara: If you don't get off me, I'll say your real name.
Tobi: No, please don't!
Deidara: Ma- Ma- Ma- Mada- Mada- Mada-
Tobi: Ok!
Sakutada: Third goes to-
Awesomeness Man: Neji!
Neji: What? I am not annoying.
Sakutada: Anyway, this award goes to the most AWESOME person. Awesomeness Man and I are giving out our own awards because we have our own opinion. Give yours out first.
Awesomeness Man: First goes to Kabuto! Second is Sasuke.
Sakutada: Eww.
Awesomeness Man: Third place is… Gaara.Alright, your turn.
Sakutada: Without a doubt, it's Kakashi! Second is Naruto, and third is… Iruka.
Gaara: I am not awesome.
Sakutada: I agree. But not if we're talking about you in Part 1. In Shippuden you're beastly!
Gaara: Thanks.
Naruto: I'm definitely awesome!
Sakutada: …
Kakashi: …
Iruka: Thanks. I'll take you guys out for ramen.
Sakutada: Obsession…
Awesomeness Man: Where do you get all this money?
Iruka: I work, okay? The Academy pays a lot.
Awesomeness Man: Saku, stop looking at Kakashi like that.
Sakutada: Like what?
Kakashi: Like that. You're giving me chills.
Sakutada: Can I at least have an autograph?
Kakashi: (Walks off stage reading)
Sakutada: Awkward… Next award goes to the best rivalry.
Awesomeness Man: First place goes to Naruto and Sasuke.
Sakutada: (Murmurs) Nine-tails and Second State… Second goes to Kakashi and Guy. Third goes to Jiraiya and Orochimaru.
Sasuke: Naruto, make sure you don't ever eat that award.
Naruto: Why would I?
Sasuke: You never know what you'll do in Nine-tails form.
Naruto: Meh…
Guy: That proves that my youth isn't over yet!
Kakashi: As his rival, I get pretty tired hearing about youth.
Sakutada: I could imagine.
Kakashi: Back off fangirl.
Sakutada: (sniffs.)
Jiraiya: Why do me and Orochimaru keep getting tons of awards?
Sakutada: I would give you goose-egg awards, but Awesomeness Man like you as a character so.
Awesomeness Man: We gotta go for break. Come on, Sakutada.
OFF CAMRA-
Awesomeness Man: Sakutada, please don't stalk Kakashi.
Sakutada: I wasn't gonna! (Whispers) Darn… Quick hide!
Awesomeness Man: Why?
Sakutada: Hidan and Kakuzu are heading over here! (Hides behind nearby box)
Awesomeness Man: Hey, Hidan!
Hidan: Hello. Jashin!
Sakutada: (Winces behind box)
Awesomeness Man: Kakuzu, how do you deal with that?
Kakuzu: You get use to it. Besides, if you let him do it enough, he gives you money.
Hidan: I never give you any money, right Jashin?
Awesomeness Man: You ask Jashin questions?
Hidan: Maybe. Jashin!
Sakutada: I can't take it anymore! (Runs away screaming for Kakashi's help)
ON CAMRA-
Sakutada: Welcome back! What's the next award?
Awesomeness Man: The best jutsu.
Sakutada: First place is Naruto with Giant Rasengan!
Naruto: I knew practicing it would come in handy!
Awesomeness Man: That's nice. Next is Tsunade with Legendary Heel Drop.
Sakutada: Tsunade is pretty awesome.
Tsunade: I am the 5th Hokage after all.
Awesomeness Man: Third is Lee with the Hidden Lotus!
Rock Lee: Awesome! Guy-sensei will be so proud of me! Wanna see me do it?
All: No!
Awesomeness Man: Besides, we don't wait you to hurt yourself.
Guy: (Punches Lee) I told you that was forbidden! (Pulls on Lee's ear off stage)
Rock Lee: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Sakutada: … Chidori would be third if it weren't over rated. When I say Chidori I mean Lighting Blade.
Awesomeness Man: Shut up about Kakashi, Saku!
Sakutada: Rude! Maybe we should call you Rudeness Man instead of Awesomeness Man.
Awesomeness Man: (Holds up fist)
Sakutada: Before Awesomeness Man does anything violent, lets go to the next award!
Awesomeness Man: That's for the person with the most useless jutsu.
Sakutada: Since most jutsus aren't useless, it's really hard to decide.
Hiruko/Sasori: I nominate Deidara's flying clay bird.
Deidara: My man, you do not know what art is… hmm.
Sakutada: …
Awesomeness Man: First place is Youthful Embraced, used by Guy.
Sakutada: It counts as a jutsu because it's taijutsu. Second goes to Choji with Expansion jutsu.
Choji: Wha? It's not useless! I saved Naruto with it when Sai used that Super Beast Scroll attack!
Sakutada: It's still useless. Third goes to Kurenai with her genjutsu, Tree Bind Death.
Kurenai: It's not useless.
Awesomeness Man: Oh yeah, what about that time with Itachi.
Kurenai: That was different…
Sakutada: By the way everyone, Itachi's name in Japanese means weasel.
Itachi: Thanks for giving it away.
Sakutada: These people can look it up anytime they want on the internet!
Itachi: …
Awesomeness Man: Next award for the weirdest jutsu.
Sakutada: First place is Orochimaru with Striking Shadow Snake. Or Orochimaru's MOUTH!
Orochimaru: It feels good.
Sakutada: Ewww!
Awesomeness Man: Awesomeness…
Sakutada: Second place goes to Tsunade with summoning Katsuyu.
Naruto: What?
Awesomeness Man: That's the name of the slug she summons. Like you and Jiraiya summoning Gamabunta and Orochimaru summoning Manda.
Sakutada: Or Kakashi summoning Pakkun.
Awesomeness Man: (Annoyed)
Sakutada: Third places goes to Sakura with Inner Sakura or Almighty Sakura.
Sakura: I'm pretty sure this is my first award.
Sakutada: That's nice. We'll be back with you after these messages.
OFF CAMRA-
Sakutada: I guess there's no guest stars today.
Awesomeness Man: Guess not. (farts)
Sakutada: Eww.
Naruto: That was weak! I can do better than that! (farts)
Sakutada: Guys!
Awesomeness Man: Keep it up and you may fart as good as Wario.
Naruto:…
Sakutada: Never mind him. I'm pretty sure we're almost finished with the show.
ON CAMRA-
Sakutada: Awesomeness Man, we're back on.
Awesomeness Man: Next award goes to the best parts in Naruto (in our opinion)
Sakutada: I really like the part with the bells in the beginning.
Awesomeness Man: I like the part that's not with bells.
Sakutada: (Ignores) My second favorite is the part when Naruto and Sasuke are having a huge battle at the Final Valley. And my third is when Naruto is seeing all his friends again in Shippuden and he's trying to find a new teammate!
Awesomeness Man: My favorite part when Kakashi dies because of Pain. (Just Kidding)
Sakutada: (Gasp) You're gonna-
Awesomeness Man: I was just kidding! My real favorite part was when Lee got drunk by Tsunade's potion.
Sakutada: (Sighs)
Awesomeness Man: Second is when Granny Chiyo and Sakura was fighting Sasori! My third is when Team 7 was fighting Zabuza and Haku.
Sakutada: I think that's last award!
Hidan: Jashin! Jashin! Jashin! Jashin! Jashin!
Sakutada: (Faints)
Hidan: Jashin?
Kakashi: Finally. (Writes name on a sticky note and puts on Sakutada's face.)
Awesomeness Man:(Dancing)
So… that was weird and awkward. But I bet you a bunch of people are mad at me and Awesomeness Man with everything we did. Don't review too too harshly!