Me: HELLO FANFICTION LOVERS! XD

Beast Boy: Are you high or something?

Me: . . . . no?

Beast Boy: . . . .

Me: Well if you guys haven't noticed yet, I kidnapped Beast Boy.

Beast Boy: And?

Me: -sighs- Ok fine. -pouts- Me and my cousin Michelle (spycutie009) both kidnapped Beast Boy, and now we share him. There, happy?

Beast Boy: :)

Me: Ok so like most kidnappers do, I'm gonna post my story of how I kidnapped Beast Boy.

Beast Boy: You didn't really kidnapped me. You just whined and bothered Michelle soo much, that she let you share me.

Me: -whacks with herring-

Disclaimer- I don't own anything. ZADA!


~~~At The El Rio Frio~~~

Michelle: -walks in with Max and BB-

Me: Hey cuz. Hey Max and . . . . Beast Boy?

Michelle: Oh yeah. I kidnapped him.

Me: How the hell did you kidnapped him?

Michelle: Well it all started when Max went home and me and Andre were-

Me and Max: PLEASE NO FLASHBACK!

Michelle: Well you don't have to be testy!

Me: . . . .

Max: I'm just as surprised as you are.

Me: -pouts-

Michelle: Why pout?

Me: Because I wanna kidnapped someone! -pouts-

Michelle, Max, and BB: . . . .

Me: -stares at BB-

Beast Boy: . . . . why are you staring at me?

Me: Hmmmm. -thinks-

Michelle: -catches on- NO.

Me: But why? -whines-

Michelle: Because I said so.

Me: But.

Michelle: No you can't have Beast Boy. I kidnapped him.

Beast Boy: . . . .

Me: -begs- Please. Please. Please. Please.

~Lots of whining and begging and pleases later~

Me: Please. Please. Plea-

Michelle: OK FINE! -sighs- We can share him.

Me: YEAH!

Beast Boy: . . . . don't I get a say in anything?

Me and Michelle: NOPE!

Beast Boy: . . . .

Max: Hehe better you than me.


Me: And that's how I did it! :D

Beast Boy: . . . . what a strange strange kidnapping story.

Me: I would show you guys how Michelle kidnapped Beast Boy, but I'm too lazy to do it.

Beast Boy: Wow . . . . laziness.

Me: BYEZ! :D

Andrew&BB