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"Whoooo-hoooo!!!" Goku shouted as he won the jackpot on the dollar slots in Vegas.

(Vegas?? Scratch that.)

"Ahhhhh!!" Goku shouted as he swung the bat, sending the baseball flying over the stands and out of orbit.

(.' nope)

It was a quiet peaceful day outside the Son House. Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, Piccolo, Chi-Chi, Bulma, Master Roshi, Oolong, Puaar, Yamcha, Krillin- well.everybody was sitting outside enjoying the day. Er.WATCH OUT EVERYONE!! A person jumped out from the bushes with an overly-large pair of scissors.

(Everyone stares)

AND A GIANT NEEDLE!!! Goku started running in circles, screaming. The strange person ran toward Vegeta, scissors in hand. Vegeta looked at the man. He yawned. The man turned into a woman and she started running bay- watch style toward him. o.O' moving on.The man reached Vegeta and chopped off all of Vegeta's hair.

(Vegeta is still in shock of the bay-watch thing.)

"WHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!" The evil scissor-man ran around chopping off everyone's hair. He stopped when he got to Piccolo. Err.Um.No hair? That's fine.Evil Scissor-Man chopped his head off. Whoo-hoo!!! Trunks stood up quickly and got into a fighting stance, with Gohan beside him. Evil Scissor- Man dropped his pants and mooned them both.

(I pity them.)

Both Trunks and Gohan fall down dead, twitching. "WHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-ha- ha.ha." Buckling his pants back up, Evil Scissor-Man chases after Bulma, with Roshi right behind. ES-M runs into Piccolo, skipping around singing 'I'm a little teapot.' Well.his head was at least. Gohan un-dies and blows up Piccolo's head. Gohan lays back down and pokes Trunks. "Do I look dead?" He closes his eyes. Trunks looks, "Ya."

(....)

Meanwhile, Chi-Chi is chasin Roshi and smackin him on the head with a fryin pan.

Umm...I have to go eat now. So this chapter is over obviously. Heh. I'll write more tomorrow. C-ya!