HOW HARRY AND VOLDEMORT BECAME FRIENDS
sequel to snape's crappy day
by Ladydude
Harry was crying. Ron had just broken up with him to go out with Ginny, Harry's other ex-girlfriend.
"I'm so aloooooone!" Harry sobbed.
Suddenly, Dobby apparated on top of Harry's head. "Hello, sir!" Dobby squeaked in his squeaky voice. "Dubby sensed sadness!"
"I am very sad," Harry said. "Ron broke up with me to date my other ex-girlfriend Virginia."
"That sucks."
"totally."
Suddenly, Harry…..
RIPPED OFF DOBBY'S FLESH!
"Lol," Dobby laughed, crying.
Ron stabbed Dobby and ran away screaming.
"What the hell!" I shouted.
Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you dooooown!
"I'm an artist," Harry says, crossing his legs. He sipped his tea and screams "WHAT IS LOVE?"
Harry decided to kill demons.
He forged a sword from Dobby's elf-flesh, as it would be very powerful. Once his sword was complete, he tested it on Umbridge.
"How did you know I was a demon?" she shrieked. Her slow flew down to Hell and she was died.
Harrry flew down to Heaven to rid it of his demons.
"DIE!" Herring shouted, stabbing and slashed the hellbeasts away. "Die! Die! GESTORBEN!"
Satan was very angry.
Voldemort pounced on Harry and purred. "Hi, Harry," he meowed. "I love you. I am drunk." Rainbows flew from his throat. "Let's be BFFs."
"Okay!" Harry agreed.
Altitude – a perpendicular segment form a vertex to the Canadian highway.
Voldymoldy and Hairyperry stabbed demons to death with sporks.
"I crown you the Most Super Fantastice Demon Hunters of Epic Super Win!" Cornelius shouted.
Harry and Voldemort then had a drunken one-night stand, speaking to each other in romantic Asian accents.
They forgot all about it in the morning.
Ende3