Luck of the Draw
A/N:KK, IDK where this came from. I just got the random idea of putting my fave wrestlers names in a hat and drawing at random. So, yeah. I almost didn't get Jeff Hardy, but then he was one of my last picks and I was like,"OMG, thank goodness I found you!"..... Anyway, I didn't ever draw Shannon, I don't think. I wish I did, though.
Disclaimer:I do not own WWE, NCIS, or Vaseline.
Pairing(s):Multiple Crack Pairings!
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Phil/Wild Card (John Morrison)
Phil looked happily at his work in the mirror. He set the Sharpie down on the edge of the sink. His fingers poked at the words written on his chest,"Perfect." Phil stuck his tongue out playfully,"Johnii! Could you come here, please?!"
"Sure, give me a sec!" John came into the bathroom, holding a stirring bowl in his arms, having been making brownies,"What'cha need, baby?"
Phil turned to his lover and pointed to his chest,"You like?"
John quirked a brow at the lettering,"What does it say?"
"It says 'I love Johnii.' How can't you read it?"
"Baby, it's backwards."
Phil looked down at his chest and saw that it was, in fact, backwards,"B-But it looked fine in the-" He turned around and saw that the words only looked forward in the reflection,"Oh..."
Matt/Randy
Matt squirmed under Randy's kisses that were laid on his neck. They were slowly making their way down to his abs before Matt pulled his lovers head away,"Randy, baby, stop. I'm s-sick. I don't feel like making out r-right now. You'll get sick, t-too." After he finished, Matt sneezed and rubbed his nose on his sleeve.
Randy smirked,"Don't worry, Matti." He pulled off Matt's boxers,"I'll pump some medicine into you that'll make you feel all better."
Jesse/Adam
"Ow, Adi, stop. That hurts. Stop pulling so hard."
"Well sorry, Jess, but it won't come out!"
"Ow! Adi, it's attached, yah know!"
"I know, I know. Jeez, like I'd pull it off, anyway! I love playing with it."
"Ow Ow Ow! Then just hurry up and end t-this! I'm about ready to f-finish!"
"Fine, fine. Just one, more, pull...! There!"
"Aaaaaahhhhh!!" Jesse panted, almost smearing his lip gloss,"Damn it, Adi! I told you not to pull so hard!"
Adam glared,"Well, sorry for trying to help you get that lousy barrette out of your hair!"
Brian/Mike
Mike sighed boredly as he sat in his loving room, on the couch, watching NCIS re-runs. He just stared pointlessly at the TV screen, no boyfriend at his side. He wondered where Brian was, but didn't really have the strength or energy to get up and look.
"Oo~hh Mikey..." Mike turned around only to be met with the least boring thing he'd ever seen. Brian was clad in only his orange teddy-bear thong with a pair of handcuffs on his wrists and a can of whipped cream in his hands,"Brian. Bedroom. Now."
Paul/John
John's life used to be normal. No real excitement. Average friends, average house, average everything. Not a single unique quality at all. That is, until John met Paul London at a local gay bar moshing to Japanese rock in purple skinny jeans and a Yo Gabba Gabba baby tee. Then, his life became "epically awesome," as Paul would say.
Jeff/John Morrison
John Morrison pushed the shopping cart along down the aisle. He grabbed some things off the shelves and threw them in the cart.
Jeff skipped up to the cart and put in brownie mix, eggs, vegetable oil, and butter,"I got all our brownie supplies, Johnii!"
"Alrighty then. Now we can g-" But John was cut of by his lover."
"Wait! One more thing!" Jeff dashed off down the aisle and into another before rushing back. He plopped a tube of Vaseline into the cart.
John raised a brow,"Since when do brownies need Vaseline?"
Jeff winked suggestively,"Who said that it was for the brownies?"
THE end!
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A/N:I did mention a lot about brownies, didn't I? Well, I like brownies. I also like when people review my stories. Plz and thank you! ~ Duckii!