Yachiru's Candy Club
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.
Hehe. You people might be wondering why I didn't update my stories. The truth is that I was busy with school work...AGAIN!! There's something weird though. I thought about this once a while, at least once a month, I think teachers are trying to torture us students. We have one project for a class. Then right after we present that project, we have another project for another class. Tell me what you think in your reviews(if you actually read this).
11th Division
"Hey Yumichika, GIVE IT BACK!!"
"Why would I? I could use this as blackmail."
While Yumichika and Ikkaku had their fight, a pink-haired shinigami walked into the office.
"Hi Ken-chan!"
"Hey."
"What's blackmail?"
"...Blackmail is a secret that somebody found out about somebody else. But that somebody else doesn't want more people to find out about it."
"..."
"Do you get it?"
"Little."
"How about an example. Baldy here has a secret. But Gay Guy found the secret. Gay Guy said that he'll tell everybody else if Baldy doesn't follow what Gay Guy says. You get it now?" Kenpachi said.
"Oh. So if you get blackmail on somebody then you could make them your slave or victim." Yachiru said.
"Exactly."
"Ok. Thanks Ken-chan!" Yachiru exclaimed as she happily skips out of the office.
I hope that wasn't a bad thing, explaining what blackmail is. Then again, she would have many victims...well at least she's occupied with something. Kenpachi thought.
Outside the 11th Division
If I were to get blackmail on people I would need some help. Someone who has A LOT of candy and they have to be honest or trustworthy. Yachiru thought.
"Hmmm."Yachiru said to no one in particular. "Oh! I know , I should make a club!"
The next day at 5:30 in the morning, Yachiru walked all over Soul Society putting up colorful posters on walls, doors, roofs, sidewalks, and if can...cielings. After she was done, it was very...colorful. You can even say that the pink haired shinigami gave Soul Society a...makeover.
If your wondering what the poster said here it is however, it's not in pink:
Yachiru's Candy Club
When: At 3:00pm
Where: Go find and ask a pink-haired shinigami or if your not a BAKA, come to the refectory.
What is it about: Candy lovers, candy eaters, candy makers, candy givers, candy haters, or anything to do with candy, please come to our meeting today and bring LOTS OF CANDY!! However if your too lazy to come to this meeting then I will kill you.
(In smaller font, it says on the bottom).
P.S. I was just kidding, I won't kill you because if I did...there wouldn't be a lot of people left in Soul Society. Just joking!! But you should watch your back, just in case I want to kill somebody.
See you there
3:00pm at the refectory
"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to our official first meeting of the candy club. May I ask all of you to stand up and say your name please. By the way, my name is Yachiru."
"Hello. My name is Ukitake Juushiro."
"Well, looks like that's all our members!" Yachiru said happily.
Well, I will add more chapters later so see ya!!
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