Hello my fellow fan fiction people this is my Twenty-seven story. I strongly suggest that you read the other twenty-six in order before you read this one otherwise you will not get it. Here is the order. Cool Zim, The Stacker that came from the Stars, Zim and Gaz together at last, Zim's First Love, Zim's Future, Army Zim, Zim's Worst Nightmare, Zim and Fruit what a pair, Dib's new Alley, Amethyst's weird cruse of Doom, The Return of the Stalker that came from the Starts, Pool of Horrors, Talent show of Doom, Grand prize of RJ Doom, Halloween Terrors Combined, Annoying new job of Doom and New challenges, Maybe a New Alley for Dib, Kierra's grand entrance, Jump in the line home alone dance party, A day with Amethyst, Thanksgiving interview, When Dance Dance Revolution and Waffles Meet, Zim's one little Slip, It'll be the end of the world invaderzimfannumber1and Amethyst's 1st and Most Horrible Almost X-Mas Ever and Christmas Eve Shopping Spree. They are all really good so don't worry I don't own Invader Zim, any of the book, songs or books in here but I do own the newest characters in here. Enjoy.
The Most Wonderful X-Mas Ever
Setting 1 Amethyst's room
It's Christmas morning. Gir and Minimoose walk into Amethyst's room both of them are in their disguises and wearing Santa hats. Gir takes the covers off of Amethyst and Kierra and says.
-Gir- Merry Christmas Little Master and Kierra Buddy (but they're not there) Huh they is gone Minimoose Waah!!!!
-Minimoose- Meep!!!!(they both start crying then Amethyst and Kierra become un-invisible and hug the two of them they both have on their disguise and are wearing Santa hat as well.)
-Amethyst and Kierra- Merry Christmas Gir and Minimoose. (they let go)
-Gir- Yeah!!! (he hugs them)
-Amethyst and Kierra- O.k. Gir you can let go of us now.
-Minimoose- (he hugs them too as best he can) Meep!
-Kierra- You're not helping Minimoose.
-Amethyst- Come on Gir let go we've got lots of work to do.
-Gir- Okie-Dokie (he lets go)
-Amethyst- Shoo
-Kierra- Thank goodness
-Amethyst- Alright you three we've got a lot to get done and very little time to do it so lets get started. Gir you're in charge of distracting Dad I don't care what you do just make sure he does not come upstairs till the time is right.
-Gir- (he salutes in Duty mode) Yes Ma'ma (back to normal) Yeah I get to sing to Master. (he runs off)
-Kierra- A Master I don't think that was such a good idea.
-Amethyst- Yeah you're probably right Kierra but if there's one thing that Gir's good at it's distracting Dad. Now Kierra your job is to go into Gir's room and get his tree decorations.
-Kierra- A Master question why does Gir have tree decoration in his room and why do we need them we don't even have a tree yet.
-Amethyst- Kierra what do you think my job is going to be I'm going to go get a tree from the forest.
-Kierra- But Master what about the humans?
-Amethyst- Don't worry about them Kierra they're still asleep. Why do you think I ask Gir to wake us up at 5 in the morning. Now quit asking silly question Kierra and get going and that's an order Kierra.
-Kierra- What ever you say Master. (she leaves)
-Amethyst- And Minimoose I have a very special task for you.
Setting 2 The House Part of the Base
Minimoose was setting up a tree stand next to the TV on the outside door side when Kierra came into the room with the tree decoration in her hands and the weirdest look on her face.
-Minimoose- Meep?
-Kierra- Don't ask Minimoose I don't want to go into Gir's room ever ever again I saw things I never want to see ever ever again. (she shutter then she put the decorations down and then see the stand and turns to Minimoose) By the way Minimoose where did you get the tree stand, wait don't answer that Minimoose I don't think I want to know.
-Amethyst- (her voice comes from the outside of the base) A Kierra Minimoose a little help here do you guys think you could open the door I have to concentrate.
-Kierra- O.k. sure thing Master. (she opens the door and Amethyst levitates a tree into the base and then lands it perfectly in place with the stand.) A Master did you levitate that tree all the way over here?
-Amethyst- Of course I did Kierra how else would I get it here? I don't know how to drive the Voot Cruiser that well without Dad and I'm not that strong so using my powers seemed like the only way to get the tree over here.
-Kierra- But Master what about the humans?
-Amethyst- Kierra I already told you they're still asleep the miserable earth sun has not even risen yet. Now come on you two we've got to get to work. (She picks up the pig lights and gives them to Kierra) Kierra you start helping Minimoose with the decorations while I go get my gifts for every one and my i-pod docker so we can have some music while we work.
-Kierra- Yes Master. (Amethyst leaves) Minimoose you get started on the decorations I've got to go get my gifts for everyone. (she gives Minimoose the decoration and leaves)
-Minimoose- (he looks at all the work he has to do and just looses it) Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep!!!! (he faints)
-Amethyst- (she walks into the room carrying her i-pod docker and levitating her gifts she plugs it in then she sees Minimoose and runs to him still levitating her presents.) Minimoose are you o.k. (she puts the presents under the tree using her powers and tries to comfort the little moose.)
-Minimoose- Meep!
-Amethyst- Oh you silly moose you're not alone I'll help you with the decoration now come on let's get to work.
-Minimoose- (he levitates up like normal) Meep.
-Amethyst- That's the sprit Minimoose. (the two of them start working on the decoration.)
-Kierra- (she comes into the room caring her presents)
-Amethyst- (she looks at Kierra with an angry look on her face.) Kierra did you leave Minimoose to do all the decorationing by himself?
-Kierra- (she drops her gift and acts really scared) Ah no Master I was just please don't be mad at me Master.
-Amethyst- Kierra you silly robot it's Christmas I'm anything but mad. (she levities Kierra's gifts under the tree and then turns to her and says) Now come on Kierra pick out a good song and give us a hand Gir can only keep Dad distracted for so long.
-Kierra- (she salutes) Yes Master. (she picks out a song then she walks over to help them out the song is It's Begging To Look A Lot Like Christmas.)
-Amethyst- Good choice Kierra. (they all begins to put the decoration on as Amethyst and Kierra sing along.) It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look in the five and ten glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow.
-Kierra- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in ev'ry store
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
On your own front door.
-Amethyst- A pair of hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben;
Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen;
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again.
-Kierra- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
There's a tree in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well,
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow.
-Amethyst- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
Soon the bells will start,
And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart.
While those three got the house looking all Christmassy Zim was having his own problems. Poor Zim he was working on the defenses in his normal Skool disguise when Gir came in. You see Zim may have promised not to do anything but that did not mean he trusted Dib not to do anything after all it was the perfect opportunity and Zim realized that too but he could not do anything even if he wanted too and the only reason he is giving Dib a gift is because he has no use for it plus Dib has helped Zim once or twice and I think even Dib deserves a good Christmas and I'm the writer so there. Any way Zim was hard at work when Gir came in. Gir did not even give Zim a chance to tell him not to bother him before he started singing Christmas Carols very off key like and Zim was putting his hands where his ears should be and he looked really annoyed and Gir was on the last verse of 12 days of Christmas.
-Gir- On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve ladies dancing,
Eleven lords a-leaping,Ten drummers drumming,
Nine pipers piping,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree! I is gonna sing another song now Master. Yeah!!!
-Zim- No Gir no more singing. You're hiding something from me aren't you Gir?
-Gir- A no Master there's nothing going on up stairs.
-Zim- I didn't say anything about up stairs.
-Gir- Oh yeah well. Ah…. All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth
Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas."
-Zim- No Gir I said no more singing. Now tell me what's going on upstairs.
-Gir- Nothing!!!
-Zim- Oh really then I guess you wouldn't mind if I went up there then.
-Gir- No Master don't do that.
-Zim- Ha I knew it. Computer take me up to the house leave NOW!!!
-Zim's Computer- Yes sir. (Zim starts to rise up using the elevator he had used in Nano Zim.)
-Gir- (he attacks Zim) No Master you can't go up there.
-Zim- GET OFF OF ME GIR!!!
-Gir- NO!!!! (the two of them continue to rise up and Zim continues to try to get Gir off)
Setting 3 The House Part Of The Base.
Amethyst and the gang are done with the tree it looks weird a bit too many Piggys but still good.
-Amethyst- (at this point she had already turned off the music she look at the tree) It looks great you guys now all we need is Dad and Gir so we can get this party started.
-Zim- (he and Gir rise up from under the table like in Nano Zim although this time Gir is still on top of Zim) Get off of me Gir. (he flings Gir off of him and into Amethyst arms well by that I mean Gir fell and Amethyst caught him by before he fell down like we would do if we were doing that trust exercise.)
-Gir- I'm sorry Little Master I tried to stop him but he wouldn't listen bad Master.
-Amethyst- (she pushes Gir straight up) It's o.k. Gir. (she turns to Zim) Merry Christmas Dad we had Gir distract you so we could get the base all ready. Surprise!!!!
-Zim- YOU MEAN YOU THREE MADE ME LISTEN TO GIR'S HIDIOUS SINGING JUST SO YOU COULD GET MY BASE READY FOR SOME FILTHY EARTH HOLIDAY?!?!?!?!?!?
-Amethyst- A Yeah.
-Zim- WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO THAT. (he took out a remote form his pocket and pushed the button Amethyst and the others were scared it would do something really bad but all that happened was that presents fell down from the ceiling near the tree. Amethyst and the other looked at the presents then at Zim who put on a Santa hat as well and said) Merry Christmas you guys.
-Amethyst- (she ran up to Zim and hugged him and he hugged her too not resting the hug at all) Oh Dad I thought you didn't want to celebrate Christmas.
-Zim- Well you seemed like you really wanted to and I figure that this will be the human's last Christmas and what kind of father would I be if I didn't let my only daughter have as much fun as the filthy humans?
-Amethyst- Oh Dad.
-Gir- Aw Dog Pile on Masters. (he ran towards them.)
-Zim- No Gir No (but it was too late Gir already attacked the two of them) GIR GET OFF US RIGHT NOW!!!
-Amethyst- Oh come on Dad he's just playing. O.k. Gir you can get off now.
-Gir- NO!!!
-Zim- GIR GET OFF OF US THIS VERY INSTANCE!!!
-Gir- NO!!!
-Amethyst- Kierra Minimoose help.
-Kierra- (her and Minimoose begin to try and get Gir off of Amethyst and Zim) Come on Gir if you don't get off of our Masters then you can't give them your presents.
-Gir- Huh you're right Kierra Buddy (he lets go and turns to Minimoose) Come on Minimoose lets go get our gifts Yeah!!! (he runs into the kitchen with Minimoose right behind him)
-Amethyst- (Kierra helps her and Zim up) Good thinking Kierra.
-Zim- Yeah good work Kierra.
-Kierra- Think nothing off it you two.
-Gir- (he and Minimoose arrive in the room carrying plates with waffles on them) We're back Merry Christmas Kierra Buddy and Masters we made you guys decorated waffles for Christmas Yeah!!!
-Minimoose- Meep!!! (he and Gir give every one their waffles)
-Amethyst and Zim- (they look at their waffles which are purely decorated with icing to look like Christmas themed things.) Gee thanks Gir. (they head for the couch and sit down)
-Kierra- (she looks at her waffles then at Amethyst) A Master do I have to eat this stuff?
-Amethyst- Yes you do Kierra it's Christmas. (she gulps) I hope this is Irken, Utopian, or Mix safe icing. Well here goes nothing. (she eats some and likes it) Mmm this is good Dad you should really try this.
-Zim- (he tries some) Mmm this is good thanks Gir and Minimoose.
-Gir- Yeah!!! (he pulls out another plate from what seems like no where and turns to Minimoose) Minimoose these are for you.
-Minimoose- (he takes out his own plat for Gir) Meep.
-Gir- You got made me some waffles too. Thank you Minimoose Yeah!!! (they exchange their waffles and eat them. Minimoose does not eat them weird like Gir who eats his like a maniac. When he is done with his waffles he turns to Kierra who has still not touched her waffles) Well Kierra Buddy aren't you gonna eat yours too?
-Kierra- I would Gir but then I wouldn't be able to give every one their gifts from me. (she puts the waffles down and grabs her gifts for every one she puts her stack down beside her and grabs Gir's gift and says) Here Gir this is for you. (she gives it to him)
-Gir- Huh you got me a present thank you Kierra Buddy. (he opened the present) Huh you got me decorated cup cakes thank you Kierra Buddy he put the cupcakes down as Kierra begins to say)
-Kierra- You're welcome Gir. (Gir hugs her and won't let go) O.k. seriously Gir you can let go off me now. A guys could you lend me a hand.
-Amethyst- (she puts her waffles down on the floor and walks over to Gir and Kierra) Come on Gir if you don't let go of Kierra then I'll have Minimoose eat your cupcakes.
-Gir- Huh! (he lets go and grabs his cupcakes) NO MY CUPCAKES!!! (he begins to eat them)
-Kierra- (she brushes herself off) Thanks Master. (she picks up Amethyst's gift from the pile) By the way Master this is for you.
-Amethyst- Oh thank you Kierra. (she opens the gift) Oh Kierra you got me the High Skool Musical Box Set. (she hugs Kierra) Thank you Kierra. (she lets go) but how did you know I wanted it?
-Kierra- Oh I have my sources Master. (she grabs her gift for Minimoose) Minimoose this is for you. (she gives it to him)
-Minimoose- Meep (he opens it and finds the blank) Meep!
-Kierra- You're welcome Minimoose. (she grabs her gift for Zim and walks over to him and gives it to him) And Zim this is for you.
-Zim- (he has already put his waffles plate on the floor and he was still sitting on the couch) Thanks Kierra. (he opens the gift) Oh thank you Kierra what is it?
-Kierra- It's the Jurassic Park Box Set the guy at the store said it involved a lot of humans dying I thought you might like it. And I also thought that it might give you a good idea for your next evil plan incase this one blows up in your face like all the others.
-Zim- Well thanks Kierra but there is no need for a new plan because my latest plan is pure genius just like me but this will be a good remembrance of what once was and seeing humans get tortured is always good. So thank you Kierra. (He puts the gift down on the side table and gets up) Now I think it's my turn to give every one my gifts. (he walks over and get his gifts then we walks over to Kierra) Kierra this is for you. (he gives it to her)
-Kierra- Thanks Zim (she opens it) Oh thank you Zim and new book series (she read the title of the first book out load there are three of them) The Tale Of Emily Windsnap. (My favorite book series she turns it over and read the plot line and this is exactly what my book says.) Every body has a secret. Mine's little different, though. I didn't even know about it until the first day of swim class in seventh grade. You see, I'd never been allowed to go in the water before. As it turns out, swimming comes naturally to me. Very naturally. In fact, so naturally that you might even say...well, it's true. Here's my secret: I figured out I'm a mermaid. Sounds like a good read thank you Zim.
-Zim- Your welcome Kierra. (he grabs Minimoose's gift) Minimoose this is for you. (he gives it to him)
-Minimoose- Meep (he opens it and finds the pillow) Meep.
-Zim- You're welcome Minimoose (he grabs Amethyst's gift and by the way Amethyst was sitting on the couch during this event) Amethyst this is for you.
-Amethyst- Oh Dad you didn't have to get me anything I've already got the best Dad in the hole wide universe.
-Zim- I knew you do but I wanted to get you a gift any way. So here. (he gives her the gift and sits beside her)
-Amethyst- (she opens up the gift and finds the dress) Oh Dad it's beautiful thank you. It's the dress I wanted but how did you know I wanted it Dad?
-Zim- Call it a father's intuition.
-Amethyst- Oh Thank you Dad (she hugged him and then let go and pick up the dress out of the box) I'm gonna go try it on right now. (she ran off then came back with the dress on) Well how do I look?
-Kierra- You look beautiful Master.
-Zim- You really do look great Amethyst.
-Gir- Prettyful Little Master.
-Minimoose- Meep!
-Amethyst- Oh thanks you guys. (she walked back over to the couch and sat down)
-Zim- (he got up and grabbed Gir's gift) Now Gir.
-Gir- Yes Master.
-Zim- When I give you your gift you will not tackle Zim understand.
-Gir- (she salutes in Duty mode) Yes sir.
-Zim- Good here. (he gives Gir the gift)
-Gir- (he opens the gift) HUH MASTER YOU GOT ME THE ANGRY MONKEY DVDS!!!! YEAH!!! THANK YOU MASTER!!!!! (he activates his jets and get ready to attack Zim)
-Zim- NO NO GIR NO!!! (but it's too late Gir has already tackled Zim so hard that he knocked poor Zim down) GIR I SAID NOT TACKLE ME GET OFF OF ME GIR!!!!
-Gir- No!!!!
-Zim- AMETHYST, KIERRA, MINIMOOSE ASSIST ME!!!
-Amethyst- (she, Kierra, and Minimoose begins to try and get Gir off) Come on Gir get off of him.
-Kierra- Yeah Gir.
-Minimoose- Meep.
-Gir- NO I IS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN!!!!
-Amethyst- (she lets go while Kierra and Minimoose continue to try and Zim continues to struggle) You guys keep trying I've got a plan. (She turns to the couch) Computer open the entrance to Storage Room 2.
-Zim's Computer- Yes Ma'am. (as he say that the couch rises up like in Plague of Babies and Amethyst flies down into the room.)
-Amethyst- (she comes back with the big stuffed elephant that she bought for Gir already unwrapped it is bigger then Gir and Amethyst but not as tall as Zim the entrance closes behind her and she gets where Gir can see her) Oh Gir look at what I've got.
-Gir- Huh Little Master you got me my Elephant. (he lets go of Zim and hugs the toy) THANK YOU LITTLE MASTER!!!
-Amethyst- You're welcome G...(before she can finish her sentence Gir tackles her too) Ahh!!! O.k. Gir that's enough you can get off now. A guys a little help here.
-Zim- (he and the others try to get Gir off) Come on Gir get off of her.
-Minimoose- Meep
-Gir- No!!!
-Kierra- (she realizes that this is never going to work so thinking quickly she gets behind the elephant toy and changes her voice to a weird deep voice) Gir.
-Gir- Huh Elephanty you can talk.
-Kierra- Yes I can Gir and I want you to let go of her right NOW!!!
-Gir- Okie-Dokie!! (he lets go and then runs up to the toy) Come on Elephanty lets go play. (he grabs the toy and takes it over a little bit more toward the out side door and sits down on the floor with it.)
-Amethyst- Thanks Kierra that was good thinking. (Zim helps her up)
-Kierra- Your welcome Master but why didn't you just use your powers to get free?
-Amethyst- (she begins to brush herself off) Because Kierra I figured Gir would tackle me no matter what I did. (she walked over to the tree and grabbed the rest of her gifts. She took Kierra's gift to her first) By the way Kierra this is for you. (She gave her the gift)
-Kierra- Thanks Master. (she opens the gift) Oh Master you got me the last three Twilight books Thank you Master now I can find out what happened to Bella and Edward. Thank you Master.
-Amethyst- You're welcome Kierra. (she grabs her gift for Minimoose from the pile) Minimoose this is for you. (she puts it down and Minimoose opens it and finds the bed)
-Minimoose- Meep!
-Amethyst- You're welcome Minimoose. (she turns to Zim who is on the couch at this point and grabs his gift) And Dad this is for you.
-Zim- Oh thank you Amethyst. (he opens it and see the pictures and tears start to for in his eyes) Oh Amethyst they're beautiful but how did you ever acquire them?
-Amethyst- Well one night while you where up on the space station I asked the Wisest if the scout could give me the surveillance tapes from the night when you and mom went off on your own and I picked out the best scenes and printed them out.
-Zim- Oh Amethyst I love them. (he put them on the table and held out his arms and said) Come here you. (she and him hugged and it look so cute)
-Gir- Aww say cheese Masters. (he had a camera in his hand and took a picture)
-Amethyst- Gir what are you doing with my camera give it back you little rascal. (she starts to run after Gir to get the camera)
-Gir- Keep away from Little Master. Here Minimoose.
-Minimoose- (he catches it) Meep! (he passes it back to Gir and they continue like that and Amethyst is just trying to get back her camera)
-Amethyst- I'm gonna get you guys.
-Gir- (he catches the camera) Here Kierra Buddy. (he throws it too Kierra)
-Kierra- Oh no Gir I want no part of this. (but even though she says that she catches the camera in her hands)
-Gir- Tackle Kierra Buddy Minimoose.
-Minimoose- Meep!! (they start to run towards Kierra)
-Kierra- NO YOU GUYS NO!!! (but it was too late Gir and Minimoose tackled her down)
-Amethyst- (Kierra was pulling the camera away from Gir and Minimoose who where on top of her Amethyst grab the camera) I got it.
-Zim- (he stood up) O.k. you four now that we've open up our gifts what do you say we watch one of the movies Kierra got me before we go out.
-Gir- (he and Minimoose got off of Kierra) Yeah!!!
-Amethyst- Great idea Dad and Computer don't think I left you out of the fun (she takes out a CD from her pocket) Here's a new game for you to play when me and Dad are gone. (she walked over to a place on the wall and pushes a button and a CD dispenser comes out and she puts the CD in it and then push the button and the thing goes back into the house)
-Zim's Computer- Thanks Amethyst.
-Amethyst- You're welcome Computer I'll get the Irken popcorn and soda. (she ran into the kitchen)
-Zim- Good thinking Amethyst I'll put in the first disc. (he put in the first disc Then he sits down. Amethyst comes back with popcorn in a boll and some Irken sodas for her, Kierra, Minimoose, and Zim and a suck monkey for Gir. Gir and Kierra are sitting on the couch and Minimoose is sitting in between them.)
-Amethyst- Here you guys go. (she gave them their drinks)
-Kierra, Zim, Gir, and Minimoose- Thanks Master/Amethyst/Little Master/Meep
-Amethyst- Your welcome you guys.(she sits in between Kierra and Zim holing her drink and the popcorn is in her lap. And they begin to watch the movie)
Well it looks like Zim and his family are having a great time the next chapter will explain how Dib is doing this fine Christmas morning until then I leave you with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!