Title: Just Another Day at the Vongola Mansion
Pairing: 8059
Rating: G
Summary: Lambo's new game has inspired Gokudera to create a new training simulation.
A/N: I wrote this in la clase de Espanol when I was supposed to be discussing Cronica de una muerte anunciada. And coincidentally, I was playing Fruit Ninja. If you don't know what that is, then go HERE. Un-betaed
Disclaimer:I don't own KHR.

"What are you doing!" Tsuna looked wildly between his Storm and Rain Guardians. The two men looked up, blinking in confusion.

"Training, of course," Yamamoto replied cheerily, seemingly unaware of his surroundings. Gokudera huffed in irritation.

"What he means to say is that we're running a new training regimen. I've been inspired by one of Lambo's games. It's a perfect way for me to practice my bombs and box weapon and for Takeshi to hone his sword skills and reflexes."

"Game?" Tsuna wondered out loud. He took in the neatly cut fruit and smoking bombs littered around the training area. Game?He paled rapidly. "You can't mean-"

"Fruit Ninja, of course!" Gokudera continued happily, unaware of the look of horror that Tsuna was giving him. "I get to shoot Storm flames and bombs at Takeshi while he he dodges. And he has to cut the fruit neatly in half before it hits the ground. Three strikes and he gets stung by one of the scorpions we're both dodging!"

"You'd love it Tsuna! Hayato has never made a more fun training simulation!" Yamamoto blathered on. "So are you going to come train?"

Tsuna gulped nervously. Boss of the Vongola he may be, but that didn't mean that he got scared of his Guardians every once in a while. Especially when they took an innocent child's game and turned it into Mafia training. He would never be able to look at the game the same again. "Well, I actually have paper work..."

"Of course Tenth!" Gokudera said immediately. "Perhaps when you're done with your work you'll come down here. I have a custom made simulation for every Guardian. Your code is 4929."

"Yes, yes." Tsuna made a firm mental note never to punch in that code. "I'll be going then."

"See ya later Tsuna!" Yamamoto waved before concentrating on the raining fruit, flying bombs, and scuttling scorpions. Gokudera resumed his yelling as he too dodged the scorpions and tried to get a clean shot at Yamamoto.

Tsuna nearly ran to the safety of his office. It took several calming breaths before he looked to his paperwork. It'll be okay. They're just very enthusiastic about the Family.Just as he was getting started, Lambo strolled into the room.

"Hiya Boss."

"Lambo-kun. What can I do for you?"

"I wanted to show you this great new game!" Tsuna paled. "It's called Fruit Ninja!"

A loud thump echoed through the room as Tsuna slumped over on his desk, begging the Mafia Gods for mercy.

A crack-tastic fic for all :)