Final Fantasy Advs. Part 3: The Pointless Story

Disclaimer: Bite me -.-

**Scene starts where Irvine is typing on his computer*/\*dun ask where he got one o.o;;**

*click click* *click click*

Irvine snickered. *click click* His room was silent and the only noise was the clicking of his extremely slooooow typing.

"....HAHA..!" Irvine howled and fell out of his chair and broke his neck. Not really. -.-

Irvine gets mad at me. Irvine can bite me. Irvine bites me.

**SCENE SWITCHES TO SELPHIE!!!!!**

Selphie is sitting in her desk in her class reading. Zell keeps poking her in the back.

"Stop..!" Selphie hissed.

"Poke..poke..poke.." Zell said and poked her.

"...mon mon mon..!" Rinoa sniggered.

Zell covered his mouth and snorted into his hands, drawing a little bit of attention. Selphie produced a sweat drop.

"....pika pika..!" Rinoa hissed in his ear.

"...chu! Ahh...PIKACHUUUUUUU!" Zell snorted and burst into laughter.

Selphie attacked Zell with her book. Zell screamed in horror. Rinoa fell over laughing. Seifer pinched Fujin's ass. Raijin pinched Seifer's ass. Seifer knocked the shit out of Raijin. Fujin knocked the shit out of Seifer. Irvine entered. Squall just sat there.

Zell starts to sing. "JOY TO THE WORLD..THE TEACHER'S DEAD! IN..THE TOILET..WENT HER HEAD..!" The teacher was dead. Literally.

**writer doesn't understand this story at all..**

Somewhere along the line, everyone fell asleep. Zell was having a dream and talking about pink hampsters. Rinoa was hugging her pillow and murmuring something about how good Squall was in bed. Selphie and Irvine were....let's skip that. Seifer and Raijin and Fujin were sitting in a corner having a threesome. Squall was as far away from the others as he could possibly get. **user doesn't blame him.**

Just then...

Sephiroth flies out of nowhere and crashes into the wall and dies.

After that...

Zell rolls over and supposedly squashes the pink hampsters. He screams in terror. Rinoa props up on the pillow and screams, "AHH..! I'M SORRY, SQUALLY! I DIDN'T--You..are not Squall.." She stares at the pillow and throws it. It lands on Selphie and she jumps up and runs around naked and falls on Seifer. He has a heart attack and dies. Fujin and Raijin gang up on Selphie. Selphie summons UGLY (My name for Ifrit) and he/she/it kills them. Irvine and Squall suddenly wander off somewhere. O.o

Squall and Irvine come back a few hours later singing, "99 bottles of beer on the wall," and everyone guesses their drunk because Squall wouldn't sing for his life. Irvine would do anything to get chicks.

"ONLY AN IRISHMAN WOULD STEP OVER 12 NAKED WOMEN TO GET A BOTTLE OF BEER!" Selphie said happily.

"So now we know what Squall's nationality is. He's Irish." Zell said.

"That's sad." Rinoa said

"Totally." Selphie said.

"I'm bored. Let's go get food!" Zell suggested.

"Ok. We can leave Squealer and Irvy here." Selphie said.

"WHAT..DID YOU CALL HIM..??!" Rinoa screamed at Selphie.

"Uh..did I say Squealer..? I meant Sq--"

"...SQUALLY!" Zell cut in.

"Yeah that."

Rinoa bounds after Selphie, screaming why she shouldn't call Squall squealer in her native language:

"NEVERCALLHIMSQUEALERYOUHEARMETILLMITT??? NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVER..!!!!"

"I feel sorry for me." Zell said and followed after them.