Deen wincester was the bestest best friend anyone could have. Everyone knew this even Sam and castle. but Deen didn't see it this way. he thought he was a bad ass who could do naughty thing and naught get caught. he didn't see himself as a 'best friend' or even a brother. too bad because he was sams brother and casteels best friend. sometimes deen would sneak into the dungeon to converse with crowle because he didn't want to be with sam. "crawl i don't like that tall dude sam, man" Deen winchest said to craley one day out of the blue.

"what do you mean, man, but you are brothers?" crawl replied with a puzzled face.

"i mean Sam is too tall to be my brother, can't you see?" Deam was frustrated as hell. "He makes me sad that I'm so short and he's so nice and handsomer"

Crowles nodded his head and smiled like a demon would. "Yes, he is tall and you are short and less handsome" he agreed.

"What can i do about that?" den asked sadly.

"We could make a deal?" crowlsey said hopefully, in a friendly chap manner.

"Ok" dean gave the other man a thumbs up!

So they made a deal and all of a sudden. Dean was very tall.

And 2 seconds later they heard a yell from upstairs.

"Why am I suddenly 2 feet shorter?!" It was sam shouting.

Dean and crowles chuckled to each other/ "hahahaha"

"What is going on here?" said a voice from a man.

It was Castiel. He bustled into the room with apple pie and also came to bring news to everyone. But then he notice dean and stopped his movement.

"You are taller than I remembered" he said gravely. Then said, "I bring news."

Den was all happy because cas said he was taller. "Yeh Crwoley made me taller and sam is now small. Haha. What news did you bring to us today?"

Casteil wasn't impressed by dean and crowsley's antics, but he let it slide. "I know where is Metatron. I found him hiding."

"WHAT!?" Deen and crowley was shocked and also happy and also afraid. "where is the bastard?" deenn muttered, "he is so dead man."

"he is hiding in the trunk of your car, dean."

"no way."

"Yes. He is. I heard him in there when I was walking past."

"But custiel that cannot be" Crowley said. "I was in the trunk the other day why would he also be in it? No."

Castiel ignores the demon and smiles at dean and holds up the pie "I brought you pie," he says proudly.

Deen shaking his head, said "I am not your best friend, man."

Castiel looked sad and walked out of the room. Just as sam walked in wit a very angry face.

"WHAT DID YOU DO? MY SHORTNESS."

Dean laughed and laughed and crowley only looked amused.

"I like it," Crowley said shrugging "now I don't have to call you moose."

Sam's eye twitched and he growled.

Dean's stomach also groled. "Maybe I need some of that pie." And he left to go find castle.

THE END.