Nicolas Maple felt something was missing from his life. He was lonely all the time—even when he wasn't lonely… he was still lonely. He had no friends or family, and he didn't have a boyfriend. He oh so desperately wanted a boyfriend.
Nicolas Maple was sitting at the bar, ordering more alcohol than any human could possible handle drinking. He was trying to drink away the loneliness, but of course it did not work.
He gazed across the empty bar area, as the door opened. It let in the sunlight from outside, and out of the beam of light walked Handsome. He was the most handsome man Nicolas Maple had ever seen. He was tall, with a nice facial region and immaculate hair. He had the look of someone who could make Nicolas Maple feel…less lonely.
Nicolas was not sure if he could get up from the bar. He was too nervous to talk to Handsome. Because he was so frickin' handsome. But he was in luck, because Handsome walked over to him.
"Hi." Handsome said.
"Hi." Nicolas Maple responded.
There was an awkward pause. Nicolas Maple had been so lonely for so long he had forgotten how to flirt.
"Want to Netflix and chill?" Asked Handsome.
"I…uh…yeah…sure!" Responded Nicolas Maple.
"Cool." Handsome winked at him. "Let's get out of here."
Nicolas Maple followed Handsome out of the dingy, lonely bar into the sunlight. Handsome started to walk towards his car.
"Wait." Nicolas Maple instructed. Handsome turned around.
"What is it, bae?"
"Let's take my car." Nicolas Maple held up a remote, pressed a button, and a massive spaceship appeared out of thin air. It beamed the two of them aboard.
"Wow." Said Handsome.
"I'm glad you like it. Do you like maple syrup? How about world domination?" Asked Nicolas Maple.
"Yes to both."
The two shared a conspiratorial grin. Things were about to get interesting.