Hello people! Welcome to my second story. Hope you enjoy this. This is a sequel to Banana King of Doom! Please read that story first
Now for disclaimers! YAY! DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters in this story. They belong to Jhonen V. Why did I repost this story? I had.. problems with the admin.
Setting: Dib's street
Dib was on his knees, where his house used to be.
-Dib- NOO!! Why did they have to rob me?! Was this part of Zim's evil plan?? I better stalk him. I'm gonna go walk to Zim's house! Left, right, left...
Dib was walking and walking and talking to himself until he saw Zim's house. The base was still repairing itself. The gnomes weren't even attacking him so he went inside. He saw a half eaten Irken burger and kept it with him for some evidence. Then he wandered around until the TV turned on. By itself! DUN DUN DUN! Guess who was on it?
-Zim- HELLO DIB!
-Dib- Zim! Where's my house? What's your evil plan this time, ZIM! huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh?
-Zim- Your house is nowhere! MWAHAHA! and HAH! I'm gonna use your dad's weather machine to destroy the human race and rule the world with my evil bidding, but you'll never know.
-Dib- But you just told me...
-Zim- You're lying!!
-Gir- That boy's head is big. Why is his head so big?
-Dib- MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!
-Zim- Oh but it is.. MWAHAHAHA!!
-Zim- (ends transmission)
-Dib- Oh no! Zim's gonna do something horrible! (starts walking outside)
-Computer- Repairing process for security is complete. Activating security defenses.
-Dib- Huh?? ..Oh no.
The lawn gnomes attack Dib and throw him out of Zim's lawn.
-Dib- I gotta stop him! (takes out the satellite hearing thing he used in "The Nightmare Begins")
Setting: Zim's Space Station
All of Professor Membrane's inventions and stuff from his lab are up in Zim's Space Station. As for Dib's house, it was teleported to the Planet of Nothingness, where there was nothing on that planet. Professor Membrane and Gaz were trapped in Zim's containment chambers, and they were sleeping. Zim was working on the weather machine that Professor Membrane invented before. Gir is watching the Useless Home Improvement show eating bacon popcorn (popcorn smothered in bacon).
-Zim- Yes! My plan is gonna work this time !! HAHA!!
-Gir- Her house is purdy!
-Zim- Gir! I'm in my 'talk about my plan out loud' phase! Keep it down!
-Gir- Imma make me some mashed potato popcorn. (walks to the other side of the space station where Gir keeps all his food)
-Zim- Okay for my plan, I will use this weather machine to take over the world! MUAHAHAHAHA!! My Tallest have got to see this! (sends the Tallest a transmission)
How does the weather machine look like? It's shaped like an egg with a big hole at the top to create the weather and has a little screen on it and has a few buttons.
Setting: The Massive
The computer people are working on computer stuff. Tallest Red and Tallest Purple are eating donuts.
-Red- Have you heard the news? There's a new banana king.
-Purple- Really? Who is it?
-Red- I don't know, but I heard he had a large head.
-Purple- Hey, it's been a while since Zim called us. Shouldn't we celebrate?
-Red- Nahh, he's probably gonna call in 3...2...1...
-Computer People- IINCOOMIIING TRANSSMIIISSSIOOON from planet Earth.
-Purple and Red- Zim...
Zim appears on the screen.
-Zim- HEY! HEY! My tallest! My tallest! HEY! MY TALLEST!! My Talle--
-Red- Zim we don't have to go through this again. Just tell us what you needed to tell us.. please.
-Zim- I found out that this Earth's climate can be dangerous. I'm gonna use this weather machine to create a storm to destroy all the filthy human worm babies. BAHAHA! The amazing Zim is genius! After that, I'm gonna..
-Purple- That's great Zim (holding in laughter) we got another call
-Red- Yeah okay BYE! (ends transmission)
-Purple and Red- HAHAHA!!
-Purple- (mimicking Zim) Ooh look I'm gonna destroy all humans by forming a little rain!!
-Red- (mimicking humans) Oh no!! I'm getting wet!! OMG the almighty Zim defeated me oh noo !!
-Purple- (starting some drama) Red!! Don't leave mee!!
-Red- I'm sorry.. but Zim was too good for me.. I'm gonna miss you...(fake dies)
-Purple- NOOO!! WHY?! (eats donut)
-Computer People- IIIINCOOOMMIIINNGGG TRAANSSSMISSIIIOOON from planet Meekrob
-Red- HEY! We really do have another call..
Tenn appears on the screen with malfunctioning SIR units in the background.
-Tenn- Aah! It's been 8 months! I can't stop them! They ruined everything! We're all doomed! (a SIR unit attacks her) Aaaaaaaaah!!
Setting: Zim's Space Station
-Zim- How does this thing work?? (presses a button)
The screen on the machine shows a whole selection of weather.
-Zim- hmm.. sunny, tornado, snow, rain.. hurricane. Okay I'm gonna pick hurricane! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
The screen then changes to the location of which the hurricane can form. It can only hit states that are near the water. Luckily for Zim, Dib lives in a state that is near lots of water, and he's the guy Zim wants to destroy first.
-Gir- (starts running around again covered in mashed potatoes and popcorn) WOOOHOO!! I'M RUNNING! I'M RUNNING!!
-Zim- Gir! Sit still! You might bump into the weather machine!
-Gir- What? (bumps into the weather machine)
-Zim- NO! YOU BUMPED INTO THE WEATHER MACHINE!
The screen says: ERROR! ERROR! Unable to form hurricane on the state that is near lots of water!! Press the blue button to diagnose the problem.
-Zim- (presses the blue button)
The screen says: There seems to be mashed potatoes dislodged in the hard drive. Press the green button for a solution.
-Zim- (presses the green button, starting to lose patience)
The screen says: The only way to form a hurricane is to be underwater near the location you want the hurricane to hit. Hurricane forms above water, but the mashed potatoes caused a problem so you're going to have to be underwater. Press the yellow button to teleport this machine underwater. To be safe, press both the yellow AND rainbow button to teleport this machine underwater with security options.
-Zim- (presses the yellow AND rainbow button, the machine disappears) Oh great. Now where could it possibly be underwater.
-Gir- Let's use this weather machine tracker to find it and these advanced waterproof swimming suits to swim underwater!
-Zim- Shush Gir! I'm thinking!... Oh I got it! We can use this weather machine tracker to find it and these advanced waterproof swimming suits to swim underwater!
-Gir- Wow Master! Why didn't I think of that?? You're so smart you make tacos taste delicious! Does that mean we're going underwater??
-Zim- Yes..
-Gir- YAY! WE'RE GOING UNDERWATER!
-Zim- That's right, Gir. Now go put this on. (gives him a swimming suit that happened to fit Gir)
Zim used a teleporter watch that Prof. Membrane invented and teleported him and Gir back to Zim's house.
Setting: Near Zim's House
Zim and Gir teleport back near their house. Dib hides in the bushes. Since Zim's voot cruiser was still being repaired, he had to ride on Gir to get to the ocean. Gir starts his jet pack feet and they both ride off.
-Dib- OMG! Zim's gonna make a hurricane thing underwater! I got to follow them using my DNA tracker! (pulls out the half eaten Irken burger) Now if only I could just take a piece of where he bit it.. (he puts it in his DNA tracker, it's starting to pick up a signal, and Dib follows it)
End of Chapter 1.
Chapter 2 is gonna come soon
Ok uhm.. to those people who wonder, no RaPr was intended here. The Useless Home Improvement channel idea was originally by xxGuardianWolfxx. No romance is intended. I own the Planet of Nothingness. Have a nice day (: