I LIVE! After a long period away from writing, I am back! NEH! I'm sorry for being AFK, I was feeling blah, but anyways, I might pick up my other stories or may not, idk...here's a story for you! Sorry about the sabbatical, I hope I won't be doing one like that again.

The Kids

The Baby Sitter

While the grownups are away, the children will-well, get in trouble!

"Now children, all four of you listen to Sophia, she's in charge of you tonight," A stern voice told the small group of children, sitting on the couch, "If I hear that any of you were bad tonight, you're all not going to see that new super hero movie."

"What?!" A girl's voice gasped, scandalized, "Mr…Mr. Evanston number two! You can't threaten us like that, you already know that Thaddeus-"

"Diesel!" A boy cut in, glaring at the girl

"Thaddeus is gonna get in trouble, he's bad to the bone!"

"Stephanie, your mop hair is bad-"

"You take that back Maxim!"

"Not gonna-"

"Children! Mr. Evanston Number two is right, if you do not behave for Sophia, no movie next weekend!" Another man's voice sighs, "Now, we must be off to the-PTA meeting."

"Why are you two going to the PTA meeting, Mr. Evanston one and two, doesn't Heidi go to private school?" Another boy asks, earning a grunt from Mr. Evanston number two.

"Don't ask questions, Carlos, now we're off, we left pizza money on the kitchen counter, Sophia!"

"Bye Daddy! Bye Deda!" Heidi waves at her fathers as they leave the house, "Have fun at the PTA meeting, or whatever you all are doing!"

When the front door closes, Diesel jumps up from the couch and grabs the remote, "Alright, it's 7 and the grownups are gone, let's watch a movie with lots of swears!"

"Yeah!" Stephanie sits beside Diesel as he turns on the TV to a movie channel, "Oh no! A pesky pin, Heidi, when did your dads put this on?!"

"When they found out Diesel was coming over for more than two hours." Heidi looks over to Stephanie, who giggles loudly, while Diesel fumes.

"I'm 8, I'm not a baby, I can say swears too, like Sophia is a big butt muncher!" Diesel huffs, typing in random numbers, trying to unlock the movie channel.

"What was that, runt?" Sophia appears like an angel of death, glaring at Diesel, "Listen up, dweebs, we're not watching any lame baby shows, Teenage Wolf is on so, what we're gonna do is sit in Heidi's room, be quiet and not make a noise, I'm going to order the pizza after my show goes off."

"Your older sister is a butt-ouch!" Diesel rubs his sore head as they're ushered upstairs to Heidi's room, "You don't gotta hit me that hard!"

Sophia pushes them into the room and gives them a look, "Not a single peep for 45 minutes plus 15 minutes for commercial breaks."

"What if we have to go to the bathroom, Sophia?" Carlos looks at his older sister.

"Your little baby bladders better hold it in for an hour!" Sophia closes the door on them.

"Wow, and I thought Valarie was the butt munch here." Diesel jumps on Heidi's bed and crosses his leg, "Well now we have to stay busy for an hour, what can we do?"

"We can play with my Barbies," Heidi points to her Barbie corner, "Deda and Daddy bought me the new Barbie Mansion with working lights!"

"You're so lucky that your parents like to buy you Barbie!" Stephanie races over to the dolls, "My mom stop buying them after I melted their heads off."

"Dude, I don't wanna play with girls' toys," Carlos made a face, looking over to Diesel "You don-"

Carlos groaned as Diesel raced over to the girls, picking up a Ken doll, "Diesel, what if I tell everyone at school you were playing with barbies?"

"You won't because then I'll tell them about the time Sophia and her friends put make up on you and threw you in one of her dresses," Diesel points the Ken doll at Carlos smirking, "We'll both be the laughing stock at P.S 112."

"Stop being so melodramatic, Carlos and play with us!" Heidi holds out another ken doll for Carlos to take, "Here, you can be Doctor Ken."

"Hnnn," Carlos takes the doll and looks down at it, "Wipe that smile off your face, Dr. Ken."

"Oh Stacy," Heidi makes her doll walk over to Stephanie's doll, "I adore that outfit on you, where did you get it?"

"Why I got it at-" Stephanie started but Diesel butted in

"The dump, she went dumpster diving for it!" He moves his Ken doll over to the two, "I saw her last night, at the dump, looking for it, didn't even wash it, it still smells like dirty diapers!"

"What, I did not get it at the dump, you take that back!" Stephanie hits Diesel's doll with hers, "You butt muncher!"

"Never you dork!" Diesel chuckles as Carlos's doll appears beside his doll, "Dr. Ken, wasn't she at the dump the other day?"

"She sure was, she gets all her clothes there too! She lives in a trash can too-pffft." Carlos and Diesel begin to giggle loudly, "She's a trash queen!"

"YOU TAK-" Stephanie begin to rage but Heidi grabbed her arm.

"You gotta be quiet, or else Sophia will come in!" Heidi looks at the three.

"you take that back!" Stephanie whispers hotly.

"Tell your mom to take back your ugly face!" Diesel responds in a whisper as well, poking Stephanie's face with the ken doll.

"That's it, Maxim!" Stephanie jumps Diesel and begins to try to strangle him with the Barbie doll, "I'm going to make you swim with the fishes!"

"That's not the right phrase for this context," Heidi begins to panic as Stephanie wraps her hands around Diesel's neck, "Stephanie! You're gonna kill him!"

"Good!"

"Your hands are getting sweaty, here, lemme help!" Carlos goes over to Stephanie.

"Carlos….why?" Diesel gasps for air.

"No one can know about the dress-"

Heidi scratches her head, watching the three fight before she runs into her bathroom and comes back with a glass of water and dumps it on the three, "Now you thr-"

"Gah! Water! It burns!" Diesel bucks Stephanie and Carlos off him, "Oi! I was going for the world's record of not having a bath, I was at two weeks! I had to outrun Papi when he came after me with a hose!"

'You three were-erm, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get you-" Heidi lets out a scream and runs off as Carlos, Diesel and Stephanie chase after her.

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"Oh Cody….I love you but, I do have to wonder where these fleas are coming from, did you pick up a stray dog?"

Sophia leans forward, watching with intent, the ice cream cone she had in her hands slipping, "Cody, you have to tell Ashley the truth that you're really; a teenage werewolf."

"Ashley, I have something to tell you, I'm a teen-"

"TWO WEEKS DOWN THE DRAIN, COME BACK HERE YOU GOODY TWO SHOES!"

"IS THIS THE THANKS I GET FOR SAVING YOUR LIFE?!"

Sophia could feel her eyebrows twitch as she heard loud crashes and booms from upstairs, "Those twerps, are SO DEAD!"

She stands and stomps upstairs, "YOU FOUR AR-ARGH!" Sophia cries out as a wave of cold water hits her face. She looks at the scene before her, four wet kids, holding anything that can hold water in the hallway that is water logged. Oh, they were so dead!

Diesel blinks, putting down the glass of water he had, his feet making squishy noises on the now soaked carpet, "Erm…hey Sophia, we were just…taking a refreshing dip?"

"Dead-you are all dead!" Sophia growls, looking at the four soaked children, "What in the heck is going on here?"

"Will this affect our movie outing next week?" Stephanie asks, looking at the teenager.

"What do you think, runt?"

"No-?"

"COME HERE PUNKS!"

"GAH! SPLIT UP, SHE CAN'T CATCH US ALL!"

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"She can't catch us all, right?" Carlos mocks Diesel as he holds the dryer to the wet carpet, "There goes our movie weekend, now we'll have to wait for forever to see it!"

"Pfft, not my fault, Heidi threw the first glass and she's not even in trouble!"

"Hey! Less talking and more drying this carpet," Sophia hisses, looking at the three and then pets Heidi on the head, "I wish they were all like you…."

"Thank you Miss. Sophia, can we have pizza now?" Heidi grabs Sophia hands.

"We sure can and you can pick the toppings, you three can have pizza after you dry this carpet."

"Betrayed by my best friend" Stephanie whines as she aims her dryer at the floor, "Heidi, why?!"

"I want pepperoni and bacon and onions and yummy peppers!" Heidi and Sophia walk down the stairs, giggling and laughing.

"I'm gonna learn big words and learn how to smooth talk people!" Carlos huffs, "I'm gonna talk my way out of trouble too, or-force my way out of it!"

"You and Diesel, Carlos, are nothing but trouble!" Stephanie blows hot air at them

END

How was it? owo Anyways, I gotta go, smell ya later!