Once upon a time in a land far, far away known as the Black Order there lived a little boy named Allen. He was very... special.
You see, he has this special arm... thing... And it transforms into a... um... well... a BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING ROBOTIC CLAW OF DEATH whenever he happens to be fighting off evil Akuma, or just very, very angry in general.
Or when he was extremely aroused. But that's not really important right now. M'kay?
So anyway, Allen was extremely bored one day so he decided to do some exploring. After all, Lenalee was off on a mission, and therefore Allen had nothing to ogle at these days...
He wandered through the many floors of the Order, stopping every now and then to pause and chat with fellow order members.
Until...
...he found himself inside the library.
Being an idiot who didn't concern himself with anything other than stuffing his face and ogling Lenalee, Allen didn't spend much time inside places like libraries.
But that was all about to change...
Allen spotted Lavi, the future bookman reading in the corner.
As soon as Allen laid eyes on him his body went tingly all over and he felt his face heating up. OMFGZ??!?!? - he had a crush on Lavi?!?!
LolWHUT?!
Just then, Lavi decided to look up.
"OHAI-O ARRUN KUUUUUUN~!!!11" Lavi yelled out.
Allen couldn't take it any more - he promptly stormed over to Lavi AND STARTED FUCKING THE BEJESUS OUT OF HIM.
To put it simply anyway.
Oh, and remember how I said that Allen's arm transforms whenever he's aroused?
And how it wasn't really important?
It kinda is now.
You see, halfway through SLAMMING LAVI INTO BOOKSHELVES AND FUCKING THE MOTHERFUCKING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HIM IN GENERAL, Allen's arm transformed.
And...And... kinda... killed... Lavi.
Not that that was going to stop Allen. Oh no! Allen was going to BLOW LAVI'S MIND regardless of whether the fucker was dead or alive.
And blah, blah, blah, Lavi slowly died while Allen thrust into him and was stone cold by the time Allen came.
And that, dear friends, is how Allen developed a fetish for the dead, and turned into a necrophilliac!
THUR ENDZ!!!1.