"Stop!" yelled Shrek, riding Donkey on the ballroom floor. His yell made everyone look at him, including Fiona and Prince Charming. Donkey neighed as he galloped down the stairs; when he stopped running, Shrek jumped off of him, walking to Fiona and Prince Charming.
Everyone continued to stare at him; Fiona thought, wait, Shrek? Is this my husband?
According to Shrek, he claimed, using hand gestures to get Charming away from Fiona, "Hey, you! Back away from my wife!" Shrek was furious; ever since he saw Fiona forcefully hug Prince Charming and the Fairy Godmother tell him to let her go, all he wanted to do was get Fiona back to him because she was his, and he was her's.
Fiona's eyes widened, and she got off of Charming's arm that was wrapped around her back. She asked, "Shrek?!" Fiona thought, I knew this fool wasn't my husband. How dare he do that to me?
Shrek had a smile when Fiona slowly walked to him, but they both froze when the Fairy Godmother angrily stated, "You couldn't just go back to your swamp, and leave well enough alone!"
Shrek frowned, and he yelled to his fairy tale friends, "Now!" Everyone was confused, but they ended up watching the scene in front of them. Charming and Fiona just stood still, confused as hell.
All Fiona knew was that she wanted to kiss her husband at that very moment, but since it was chaotic at that moment, she knew she couldn't.
Even Harold and Lillian stood up, watching the scene. Harold and Lillian were thinking, come on… Shrek. You destroy this woman.
Over by the side, the three pigs sprung one of them, by using a blanket, in the air, and he caught the Fairy Godmother's leg. She tried kicking him off, but he held on. Shrek, on the other hand, swung Pinocchio by his strings, yelling, "Pinocchio, get the wand!" Shrek launched him in the air, aiming at the wand in Fairy Godmother's hand.
Pinocchio screamed as he was in the air, while the pig on her leg said, as he was being kicked in the face, "I see London! I see France!"
Pinocchio flew in the air and he tried to grab the wand, but, of course, he missed because the Fairy Godmother saw him coming. The bad thing was that she used her wand to turn him into a real boy in mid-air. As he fell to the ground, he cried, "I'm a real boy!"
Everyone continued to watch as the Fairy Godmother thrusted her leg forward, causing the pig to fly into a woman's room in the castle. Fairy Godmother growled at Shrek, and she lifted up her wand. She thought, you're dead now, ogre.
Shrek watched her light up her wand, and he thought, oh, God. Help me.
He continued to stand there, but he was ready to fight her. Then, out of the blue, Werewolf jumped in front of Shrek, and inhaled a lot of air. Shrek smiled, knowing he was going to blow her away. Werewolf exhaled all the air towards the Fairy Godmother, and she yelled as she was blown high in the air. She ended up dropping her wand, but one of the pigs caught it.
The pig was running away, as the Fairy Godmother flew towards him, hoping to get her wand back. The pig continued to run, but he threw the wand towards Donkey, yelling, "Here!"
The wand flew in the air, but Donkey caught it with his mouth while he was running from the Fairy Godmother as well. A voice from the floor yelled, "Donkey!" Donkey saw Gingy at the corner of his eye, and he threw the wand to him.
The Fairy Godmother has fast reactions, but not as fast as Gingy. When he caught the wand, he saw her coming right at him, so he spun around right when she got to him, causing her to miss. She grunted as she tried to catch her wand, and she also growled at the creatures.
As he swung, the wand flew out of his hand, and was flying towards the three blind mice. But since they're blind, the wand bounced right off of the one on top of their tower, and he groaned as it hit him.
Suddenly, the wand cast another spell towards Pinocchio, causing him to return into a puppet again. Pinocchio said, "I'm a real boy! I- oh." His head dropped sadly because his moments of being a real boy were over.
The wand hit the floor, loud enough for the Fairy Godmother to notice. Shrek was watching Pinocchio turn into a puppet, but he heard the wand hit the floor as well. He glanced at the Fairy Godmother, who was flying right to it.
He frowned, and thought, no! He ran to the wand as well, and the Fairy Godmother said, smiling, "That's mine! That's mine!" She ended up grabbing the wand, but once Shrek got to her, he dove and hit the wand out of her hands, causing it to fly in the air. He grunted as he hit it, and the Fairy Godmother gasped loudly when it was hit out of her hands.
The wand flew towards the exit door, but Donkey sprinted towards it, while Puss jumped high on Donkey to be able to catch the wand. Luckily, since both Puss and Donkey jumped high enough, Puss was able to catch the wand.
Donkey landed hard, along with Puss on his back, and Donkey said, smiling, "Pray for mercy for Puss!" Puss said, holding the wand up high, "And Donkey!" They were both smiling because they knew the Fairy Godmother couldn't get it now.
The Fairy Godmother thought, ignoring the wand, the potion! Charming has to kiss Fiona for her to love him! She flew in front of Donkey and Puss, and she yelled to Charming, "She's taken the potion! Kiss her now!"
Shrek gasped, and thought, oh, hell no! She flew towards Charming and Fiona slowly, but Fiona thought, what potion?
Suddenly, Charming grabbed Fiona's arms, and she gasped quietly. He then bent her down, and kissed her on the lips. Shrek reached out his hand, and yelled sadly, "No!"
He knew about the potion that she gave Harold, and he knew that once Charming kissed her, his life with Fiona was over. He went to his knees quickly, and he watched sadly as this insignificant fool kissed his wife.
His brown eyes laid on his beautiful wife, and the charming fool. He thought, why didn't I get her first instead of messing with the wand?
Charming finally stopped kissing Fiona, and they both stood straight up. Fiona was slightly frowning at Charming, as he smiled at her. The Fairy Godmother smiled, thinking, Charming's got her now, ogre.
Harold took a few steps towards Fiona, wondering, I did not give her the potion… but what the hell is Fiona doing?
Fiona stared at Charming, and Shrek dropped his head when he saw a small smile form on her face. Charming rested his hand on Fiona's cheek, and she smiled at him. His hand slid down her face, and Fiona cupped his face in her hands.
She thought, I don't love you, Charming. She did a karate yell, and she headbutted Charming really hard, causing him to fall onto the floor. The crowd gasped at the scene, and the Fairy Godmother's smile faded immediately.
Shrek watched Fiona knock out Charming, and he stood up smiling. They walked towards each other, and he said, "Fiona." Fiona smiled, walking towards Shrek, and she said, "Shrek." They smiled at each other, and Shrek thought, I can't believe Dad didn't give her the potion. I thought he truly hated me.
Fairy Godmother yelled, "Harold!" Shrek and Fiona watched her fly to the king and queen, and she exclaimed, pointing in his face, "You were supposed to give her the potion!
Harold smiled, and said, "Well, I guess I gave her the wrong tea." He thought, I see who Shrek really is, and he's a lot better than Charming.
Charming, out of nowhere, appeared by Puss, snatching the wand out of his hand. He yelled, "Mommy!" He threw the wand to the Fairy Godmother, and Fiona asked, "Mommy?" Giving Shrek a confused look, Shrek rolled his eyes at Charming.
The Fairy Godmother caught the wand, and she growled at Shrek and Fiona. She flew in the air, her wand lighting up to send Shrek away forever. Shrek and Fiona held each other in their arms, and they stared at her.
The Fairy Godmother said, lifting her wand, "I told you, ogres don't live happily ever after!" She thrusted her arm down, causing a bright line of light to fly from the wand towards Shrek.
Shrek thought, Fiona cannot get hit, so I'll take the hit. He shoved Fiona away from him, but Harold saw that the light was going to hit Shrek. Harold thought as he ran towards Shrek, I am not letting him get hit.
Lillian yelled as Harold jumped in front of Shrek, "Harold!"
All Fiona saw was the light heading towards Shrek, and she said, reaching her hand out, "Shrek!" Shrek closed his eyes, and he waited for the light to hit him, but all he heard was Harold's yell.
When he opened his eyes, his father-in-law's armor made the light fly right back to the Fairy Godmother, but Harold was not seen at all. The Fairy Godmother gasped, and the light hit her hard, causing her to fly higher in the sky.
She screamed as she got hit, and she felt her body, making sure she was still there. She lifted her wand to hit Shrek, but right before she tried to cast the spell, she faded into the air. Bubbles were in the air after she faded, and her wand and glasses collapsed on the ground.
Fiona stood up, and she faced Shrek, who had concern in his eyes for Harold. Lillian walked to Harold's armor, along with Fiona. Shrek watched her kneel next to it, and she sobbed on his armor.
Shrek walked over to her, and Fiona sobbed, "Oh, Dad." She felt Shrek's hand rest on her shoulder, and she sobbed in his shoulder. Shrek wrapped his arms around her, and he tried not to cry with her.
The fairy tale characters watched them cry over Harold's "death". Pinocchio asked sadly, "Is he…?" Gingy replied sadly, "Yep." All their heads dropped sadly, but then there was a croak from under Harold's armor.
Gingy said sadly, "He croaked." Then, Harold, who was now a frog, appeared from under the armor. He looked up at his family, and Lillian asked, "Harold?"
Fiona and Shrek both looked at Harold in confusion, and Fiona asked, "Dad?"
Harold sighed, and he squatted on the metal armor. He said, "I know I never told you about this. I had to get hit by that light. I just couldn't see my son-in-law disappear from us."
Shrek's face lit up as a smile grew on his face. Even Fiona felt herself smiling, but Donkey said, "Hey! And he gave you a hard time!"
Shrek angrily replied, "Donkey!" Harold waved his hand to signal that Donkey was right.
Harold said, "No, no. He's right. I did give you a hard time, Shrek. I honestly didn't mean to be this rude to you. I just didn't imagine seeing an ogre marry my daughter, and it didn't seem right."
Shrek chuckled, and he said, "Yeah, I understand. That's what I thought when I stopped her from marrying Lord Farquaad."
Harold smiled along with Shrek and Fiona, and he said, "Now that I saw the real person inside Charming and the Fairy Godmother, I knew I was completely wrong about you. You are a charming young man, inside and out, Shrek. I am glad to call you my son, and I bet Fiona is glad to call you her husband."
Shrek and Fiona smiled at each other, and Fiona said, "I am glad to call him that." Shrek wrapped his arm around Fiona's shoulder, and she rested her head on his shoulder.
Harold asked, "Shrek, Fiona. Would you be willing to accept an old frog's apologies?" They smiled at him, and Lillian said, smiling, "Harold."
He faced her and said, "I'm sorry, Lillian. I should've told you about this, and I should've apologized to you for my behavior." He jumped off his armor, but Lillian caught him with her hands.
She smiled and lifted him up so they could face each other. She said, "You are more than you think to me. Once and for all." Harold smiled at her, and he croaked. Shrek and Fiona watched them smile at each other, and they felt themselves smiling, too.
Shrek and Fiona stood up, and walked to the center of the floor. The tower clock in the room chimed because it was almost midnight. Puss signaled, "Boss! The happily ever after potion!"
Shrek faced the clock, and said, "Midnight!" He faced Fiona with a smile on his face, and he grabbed her arms.
He asked, smiling at her, "Fiona, is this what you want? To be this way forever?"
She asked, "What?" His hands slid down her arms and into her hands, and he explained, "Because if you kiss me now, we can stay like this."
Fiona smiled, still holding his hands. She asked, "You would do that… for me?"
Shrek smiled and said, "Yes." He thought, whatever Fiona wants, I want. While Fiona thought, I want whatever Shrek wants. Whatever this kingdom wants.
Fiona turned around, and looked at her parents, who were smiling at them. She thought, it would be nice to stay as a human.
She turned around, and Shrek said, "I honestly would love to stay as a human. I think we look great together… in any shape or form."
Fiona smiled, and placed her hand on his cheek. She said, "I would do whatever you'd like. You've already done enough for me. Now it's my turn to do something for you because I love you so much."
Shrek put his hand on her cheek, and he said, smiling, "I love you more." They heard the crowd say, "Aww" as they said that. Then, Shrek leaned in the same time as Fiona, causing them to kiss passionately.
That made the crowd erupt with cheers and awe's. Puss said, "I must not cry! You cannot make me cry!" He sobbed into his paws, as Donkey had a few tears run down his eyes.
In the middle of their kiss, the clock chimed midnight; Shrek and Fiona started floating in their air, swirls of light swarming them. They didn't mind the lights, so they just continued to kiss.
Along with Shrek and Fiona, Donkey started to float in the air, but unlike Shrek and Fiona, he was transforming back into a donkey. Shrek and Fiona ended up staying as humans because Shrek kissed his true love before midnight.
After thirty seconds of floating in the air, Shrek and Fiona floated down onto the ground. When their feet hit the ground, they separated from their kiss. Donkey ended up floating down about three seconds after them.
Shrek said, "I… I'm a human forever now." Fiona's hand rested on his chest, and she said, "You're mine forever. Human or ogre." He chuckled along with her, and Donkey sighed sadly.
He did not want to turn back into a donkey because he loved himself as a stallion. Shrek and Fiona faced him, and Shrek said, chuckling, "Hey. You still look like a noble steed to me."
Donkey looked up at him with a smile, and he blushed a little bit. Shrek said, smiling at Fiona, "You know, I think I'm going to enjoy being a human."
Fiona chuckled, and she said, "Yeah. It's pretty nice. I think I'll enjoy it, too. As long as I'm with you-."
Then, Shrek and Fiona said in unison, "I will love everything." They laughed together, and Shrek said, "I love you."
Fiona replied, leaning in towards him, "I love you more." Then, they passionately kissed again, and the crowd erupted again with cheers.