Books can Teach you Things
By: RedheadObsession
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, blah blah blah!
"What are you doing with her?" Lavender yelled. Ron tried to stutter an answer, and good old Harry, doped up on essence of insanity, slipped out of the common room. "Um, well you see…we were….um…"Hermione couldn't take Ron stuttering anymore, so she decided that in order to help Ron get rid of this slag forever she would have to say something drastic, so she decided to settle for, "We just had a bloody good snog!"
Hermione couldn't believe she just said that, sure she wanted it to be drastic of course but now that she said it and the sentence was just floating in the air she began to regret what she said. Ron on the other hand thought it was the prefect excuse to get rid of Lavender once and for all, so he said "Yeah that's right I just had a bloody good snog with Hermione". "You're lying Won-Won….you would never do that to me right?" she gasped and tears started to roll down her face. "Lavender, don't you get it I've been trying to break up with you for weeks, and since you wouldn't listen to bloody reason, I just decided to get on with my life without you in it!"
At first Hermione thought that Lavender had admitted defeat, as she cried even more but then she said "prove it". "What was that Lavender", Ron said "prove what?" "Oh come on Won-Won, don't play dumb, and prove to me that you love this bushy bookworm over me!" "I don't have to prove anything to you, Lavender so why don't you just leave Hermione and me alone!" "Hermione and I" she whispered to Ron but he really didn't listen. "Sod off Lavender!" Ron suddenly yelled!
"FINE, I'll leave you and your little bookworm alone, but just remember books can't teach you everything and neither can she!" Lavender then left to go and cry alone in her dormitory, which Hermione knew would be on awkward place to sleep from now on. "Hey Hermione thanks, for the help" he said his ears turning beet red. "No problem Ron" Hermione said.
After a few minutes, or what seemed like a few minutes, Ron decided to be the man and break the silence, "So how do you think Harry's doing with his essence of insanity?" Hermione giggled in an unhermioneish way and said "I don't know, but do you think I've taken some because I'm acting a little odd tonight, come on I never say bloody, oh dear I've said it again…" Ron silenced her by putting his finger on her lip, "Hermione you were bloody brilliant!" Hermione sighed "don't curse Ronald." "Oh look who's talking Ms. Bloody good snog", Ron laughed. "Oh dear I seriously lost all judgment, I wasn't thinking I just…" Ron suddenly took her by the hands and said "well apparently you need to use all bloody proper judgment more often, being spontaneous is a lot more fun, don't you think?" The Ron gave Hermione that Weasley smirk, and it made her melt into a little Hermione puddle.
Hermione did the unthinkable, and decided that she might as well try out this whole "spontaneous" thing. Hermione stood up on her tiptoes and kissed Ron right smack on the lips. "So Weasley think you up for a spontaneous bloody good snog?" Hermione giggled and realized she quite liked this "spontaneous" thing. Ron on the other hand stood gobsmacked for a few seconds, but instead of replying Ron crushed his lips to hers. Hermione got totally lost in his tender caress and before she knew it they tumbled onto Ron's bed. All she was aware of was that Ron was on top of her and his hand was now going dangerously south of the border. Hermione soon realized where this bloody good snog would lead, and she realized she would be just fine with it. She knew Lavender was wrong, because from the sound of Ron's groans, books can teach you things.
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