Outlast Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ATTENTION EVERYONE! I'll be briefly breaking my Hiatus and having a Halloween contest. I'll be posting Halloween themed stories, horror themed, or one's that end with a cliff-hanger! The story that gets the most reviews, will be the one I update on Halloween!(and maybe a few other surprises. heh. heh.)

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(Sounds of random power tools)

Out from the bunker, emerged a dark figure. That should do it! Everything crossed over nicely! Just one last thing to do...and will be ready for the main event!...

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(Mal's whistle)

The dark figure whistled as it invisibly traveled across the slumbering town of Gravity Falls, delivering the 'good' news...

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"Hey Dipper, what's a performance review?" Asked Mabel as they walked over to the tree where Dipper first found the journal.

Dipper gives her a weird look. "Uh...well it usually means that the boss is about to test their employes. Check to see if there being efficient and are still good employees, stuff like that...why do you ask?"

Mabel looked at him confused...then shrugged. "Oh, nothing. Me and Soos got these weird letters in the mail...but I guess they were just a prank." She stated dismissively as she tossed aside the letter without a second thought...

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Things were going rather well..they'd found the authors bunker...they nearly got killed in a death trap...and then Mabel gets the bright idea to lock Dipper and Wendy in a locker...

"I'm not letting you out until you tell Wendy what you've been meaning to tell her!"

"Right, let me stop you right there. I think I've seen enough." States a disappointed voice behind them.

Everyone turns around and is surprised to see...a very ordinary businessmen scribbling notes into a data sheet?

"Uh...can I help you?" Asked a confused Mabel.

The man shook his head. "No, I think you've 'helped' enough." He shook his head as he scribble more notes while talking out loud and walking circles around her.

"-Mabel Pines appears very ungrateful. Despite everything her brother has sacrificed for her, and despite knowing full well all the hardship he's already faced this summer- She's still willing to disobey his simple request of staying out of his personal affairs. All signs point to her being a hostile work environment instigator. STRIKE 1."

"Wait, who are you?" Asked Mabel confused. The man ignored her as he scribbled more things as he walked over to the locker where an equally confused Wendy and Dipper also watched.

He taps the locker with his pen then gives it a light kick...then shakes his head as he continues writing. "Mabel Pines shows willful ignorance of #1 horror movie cliche of 'separating the party'...this shows either willful desire to see harm befall her fellow coworkers...or simple incompetence. Either way, she clearly lacks a good team-work ethic. STRIKE 2."

"Wait, what? Good team-whosiwhatsits?" Asked a baffled Mabel.

The man again ignored the question...but surprisingly then turned to address Mabel.

"And finally my dear; if the fact that your in an underground, creepy bunker in the dead center of this weird suburbia wasn't enough of a tip-off that the time wasn't appropriate for your 'shenanigans'...THAN THE SCREAMING METAL DEATH TRAP THAT NEARLY KILLED ALL OF YOU NOT MORE THAN 5 MINUTES AGO SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Strike 3. And your done." He stated flatly.

He then turns to Soos. "As for you sir." He then shrugs. "Well, let's be honest. Mabel is more or less the spokesperson for all things 'light and softer' in this show-

"Show?" Asked a confused Soos.

-So it just doesn't make much fiscal sense to remove her, but not a secondary character like you you...Best just to start fresh really."

"Seriously, what's happening here?" Asked a confused Mabel.

"What's 'happening' is that were going to have to let you two go." States the man simply as he gives the two of them pink slips.

"Were...fired?" Stated the now even more confused Mabel.

The man nods solemnly. "You should in no way take this as a slight against your capabilities, were simply going a different direction."

He then waves a hand dismissively. "Another cast-member will escort you out shortly as well as give you your severance package. Have a good and productive life." States the man as he walks away.

"Wait, I don't understand. What are we being fired from?" Asked Mabel.

The man looked back at them in surprise. "Was it not obvious?"

CRASH!

An entire wall explodes! Revealing a giant of a man! He roars.

-your fired from life." States Slenderman wickedly as his human disguise melts away...

The last thing Mabel ever saw was Soos being lifted up in the air screaming, and used to smash her into the ground...Dipper's screams ringing in her ears...and the rest...was darkness...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: if it wasn't clear Slenderman tore Mount Massive Asylum from it's universe and fused it with the Bunker...also Mabel is dead...yes, you may flame when ready...

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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