Hey - This is a new one that I thought up of, I know I haven't updated any of my other ones but I don't get reviews for them so I thought, Hey, why not start another one!
This one is more of a comedy fic - apparently comedy fics is what people read nowadays so hey, here it is!
Avengers...The funny side.
Prologue -
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Clint Barton walks the long corridors of SHIELDS helicarrier, with only one objective in mind, find Loki, and find him quick.
Meanwhile, Loki sat in silence in the canteen, taking his time munching his way through strawberry flavoured poptarts, he smiles ever so slightly, realising why Thor has an addiction to the small sweet delights. He closes his eyes, enjoying the taste of strawberries, but is soon interrupted when an overly excited Hawkeye hurriedly sits on the chair opposite, nearly falling over the other side in the process of doing so.
Loki rolls his eyes, still not fond of the agent or any of the Avengers. Even after 8 months of being in their so called 'Team'.
"What is it that you require mortal being?" Loki grunts, finally tearing his gaze from the pop tart, and into the assassins wide, childlike eyes.
Clint could hardly control his excitement as he bores his eyes into those of Loki's.
"I've...I've had an idea" he stammers. Loki sat not interested in this mortal's ideas.
Loki sighs, resting his hand on his cheek, and frowning ever so slightly. "Go on, tell me" He grunts, already bored of Clint.
"Well..."
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Steve Rogers strolled happily down the hallways of the helicarrier. His face curved into a small smile, happy with that days earlier mission, but not happy about the fact that he had another one later that day, he frowns slightly, with the knowledge that his next upcoming mission is in Germany, the one place he can't seem to get away from, no matter how hard he tries.
But he's stopped in his tracks by a hard pat to the back by no other than Tony Stark.
"How's it goin' Spangles?" He snickers, a grin plastered on his face. Steve frowned, and merely nodded at the geniuses annoying comment.
"Aww don't be annoyed sparkles, just trying to have some fun here, lighten up" Tony cracks, a grin still on his face.
Rogers rolled his eyes and continues on down the corridor, followed by Tony, and now Natasha, who joined in the walk not long ago.
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Loki laughed out loud as he saw the sight before him, and Clint could barely control his amusement at the sight before him. It WAS pretty funny, one of the best ideas he had thought up of.
Clint finished up the job and dragged a still laughing Loki out of the room, and away from the oncoming Avengers. "Showtime" Loki smirks as he notices the other Avengers - Minus Banner - Walk towards SHIELDS armoury and uniform room.
The assassin and the god could barely hold in their laughter as their colleagues walk into the room. Loki trying to laugh but unable to as Clint's hand is clamped over his mouth, rendering him unable to make any noise.
A sudden scream erupted from the room inside, and Clint finally lost it, banging the wall in laughter as he clutched his sides, which hurt from laughing so much.
"WHY THE FUCK IS MY SUIT PINK? AND SPARKLY?" A shout from Steve roared, And the pair hear Stark laugh, "It suits you Cap! Brings out the blue in your eyes!" He chuckled, spluttering with laughter.
But Tony's fun ran out as he revealed his treasured Iron Man suit, and his jaw dropped, as he saw the bright pink BARBIE design imprinted and etched onto it, a giant image of Barbie and Ken on the front.
"I am going to find the dick who did this and rip them limb from limb" Tony growled, shaking with anger, meanwhile, The captain splutters with laughter.
"Nice suit Stark! Did you design it yourself?" He laughs, clutching his sides. Tony just sends him a dark glare.
Meanwhile, Natasha Romanoff stands, her face painted a new shade of crimson out of laughing so much, she walked across the room, and brought out her suit, which is when her laughing suddenly stopped, her face suddenly turning red from anger.
She stared, mouth hung open at the newly designed suit. With the pink sparkles, and the giant green circles all over, with long purple draping sleeves, and blue tassels hanging loosely from them.
"I am going to tear apart whoever did this" She growled, her face scrunched up in a frown.
Clint and Loki walked in from behind, grinning and smirking at each other as they did so.
"And you should see what we've done to Fury's coat!" Clint splutters in a midst of laughter.
It was then that a loud scream echoed throughout the helicarrier. Which evidently came from Nick Fury.
"WHY IS MY MOTHAFUCKING COAT PINK? WHHHHYYYYY!"
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Thought that this is a good place to leave it, sorry for any spelling mistakes, I typed this quickly on a friends laptop - so haven't had time to go through it at all - I've never written a comedy fic before, so please bear with me! And please leave a review, I really want to know what people think of it!
Thanks
-Caitlin
