Welcome to my city
Welcome to my land
Welcome to the empire that only I command
Voldopolis, My Metropolis, my favorite place to be
Voldopolis, My Metropolis, where it's all for one and that one is me
From Volde Boulevard to Volde Avenue
All the Mounts, roads, and parks, a name for me not you
You know until I came along, this was just, "a one wizard town,"
but now it's Voldopolis, My Metropolis, the region that I rule
Voldopolis, My Metropolis, now welcome to my school
V-O-L-D-E, Volde, Volde, hooray!
Voldopolis, My Metropolis, a wonderous place to be
It's glorious, victorious, we always laugh uproarious 'cause life is so euphorious and here is what you'll see:
Volde movies, starring me, my name in lights on the Volde king,
Volde books and magazines
Volde shirts, Volde jeans
Volde chocolates, Volde mints
Volde shampoo and the rinse
All the dogs are Vo-maltese
And life is just an Volde-breeze
Hear me chat on the radio-r
V-O-L-D- FM
Voldopolis, My Metropolis, with music, sports, whatever
Vold traffic's all backed up and now a look at weather
I can't wait to show you my new project, Voldtopia
There's a peasant village on the spot right now
But you can't stop progress
Voldopolis is growing and soon, soon, soon it will become:
Voldopolis, Mega-apolis, my purple legacy
Voldopolis, there's no stop-olis, that's not a word!
It is to me
Some have tried to run and hide, but they just can't get free,
'Cause when I'm dead, you'll bow your head to an Vold-mummy of me
Welcome to her city
Welcome to her land
Welcome to the empire that only I command
Voldopolis!