The Harry Potter Darwin Awards
Yes that time in the life of any popular series has finally arrived for the Harry Potter Characters. They are all sat nervously waiting backstage, fingernails being bitten with the Weasley Wizard Wheezes product…self biting fingernails…and tension is at its height. More than one fight has already broken out as to whom will be first to unceremoniously kicked out of the gene pool, though an appeal can be held at the end of all the awards.
The Darwin awards are in fun, jest and if taken seriously then the whole point of HUMOUR and PARODY have been greatly over looked if not missed entirely. Disclaimer of all previous work applies, don't own, won't ever own, made up for fun no profit apart from laughter.
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