I finally finished my Pokemon and Naruto multi-chapters so now I'm posting this.

This fic has the Akatsuki and Team 7 being funny and not being enemies. If you don't like either of those then please press the back button. There are no real pairings, only possible hints if you're properly looking for them. So no proper romance. There's also swearing.

If you're fine with that, then please continue!

Sasuke was board. Sakura was board. Naruto was dying of it. Kakashi was beginning to realise that he couldn't keep having his team be ninjas if they were almost dead they were so board. Just the other week, Naruto had employed Deidara to make something happen. The result was that the roof was blown off the Hokage's tower. Naruto still avoided Tsunade because it had rained heavily that night when a lot of people had been working overtime and Deidara hadn't been seen by anyone in the last week. So that was when Kakashi started to plan. He decided to take his team on holiday.

His first shot at suggesting a holiday was going hiking. Sakura protested at once. Going hiking was alright but camping out with three boys, one of whom was much older than her, wasn't her idea of fun. So Kakashi was back to the drawing board.

And came up with a skiing trip.

"Are you joking? If me and Sasuke fight, or Sasuke makes even a small fireball it will cause an avalanche! No one from Konoha will be allowed back! Plus mountains covered in snow don't have any plants, I wouldn't really enjoy it," Naruto yelled.

So the skiing trip was destroyed. For his next idea Kakashi came up with a history trip. In other words, a trip to the Uchiha compound (yes I know he's aiming high). The second he suggested the idea Naruto used Rasengan, Sasuke used Chidori, and Sakura let loose a punch. A second he dodged them all the idea was thrown in the bin. But then Kakashi found something. After surfing the Internet for three hours straight (he has that kind of free time) he found a cottage by the seaside. It had three bedrooms, a kitchen, two bathrooms and of course a great view of the seaside. It also came with a beach hut. Of course there was the downside that you would have to share with another group but so what? No one had booked it. Sakura looked at it and the prices and was pleased, Naruto was happy and Sasuke nodded his approval. So the idea was though! Naruto was so happy he went out and brought a hundred floaty toys, and managed to claim a speedboat and four jet skis. He wouldn't tell anyone where he had got them but it was on the news the next day. A large company's main shop had been blown up just as someone had driven away with a speedboat and four jet skis. Sasuke managed to be less dramatic, securing snorkels and deckchairs. Sakura brought an endless amount of sun cream and a volleyball with a net. After negating with Tsunade from a safe distance Kakashi managed to rent a nice car. After a lot of packing and yelling everyone was in the car and they set off.

"89 bottles, standing on a wall, 89 bottles, standing on a wall. Take one, pass it round and you have 88 bottles..." Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi sang, whist Sasuke withered.

"Save me!" he yelled. "SOS, sole Uchiha survivor in danger here, murder happening! Help!"

Whist this was going on, the leader of the Akatsuki, Pein was standing in a towel, trying to get Deidara to come out of hiding and attempting to sort out a vacation. Why was he standing in a towel you ask? Well he had been trying to coax Deidara out of hiding for the last week. Which meant he hadn't had a bath or shower in a week. Because he was now stretched to the limit of his patience, smelt really bad and had realised that someone was going to be driven insane if they didn't do something relaxing, he had remembered a holiday cottage he had gone to as boy. He had looked it up and had rented it out. So far he hadn't told anyone he had rented it out but that was very low down on his list of "to do things". He had then run a bath and had just taken off his clothes and turned the water off when the phone rang. After everyone in the lair had yelled simultaneously for someone else to get it, Pein had sighed and grabbed a towel and wrapped it around himself before going and answering the phone. On his way to the phone Kisame had run up to him and told him that Deidara was running away so he would never be found, which Pein thought was a bit drastic. So Pein had yelled for Sasori and Kisame to go and find Deidara. When Sasori had refused, Pein had yelled for someone to go and "convince" him. As this was the Akatsuki, no one rushed forward.

So when Pein answered the phone, he was still yelling at his...well frankly nothing could describe how absolutely terribly the Akatsuki cooperated, organisation, causing the caller (who happened to be the renter of the cottage) to almost hang up. He had been swapping between the jobs of shouting at his organisation and talking to the renter for the last ten minutes. Now that he had finally said goodbye to the renter, he was actually offering money to Kakuzu to help him and Konan (who had helpfully started yelling at the Akatsuki so Pein could speak on the phone). After another twenty minutes, in which Pein had lost what was left of his sanity, a search party for Deidara was formed, and other people were dispatched to buy things you might want on the beach. Only then was Pein allowed to get into his now stone cold bath. He sighed and had a shower that was slightly warmer.

"This sure is a nice place Kakashi sensei," Naruto said, staring at the cottage.

"It sure is. Let's go inside," Sakura said. The cottage was fantastic. It was clean and spacious, a rare thing.

"Right," Kakashi said. "Who wants each room?" They had just finished looking around upstairs, and had been surprised to find out how nice it was.

"I want that room there," Sakura said, flinging her bags carelessly into a room.

"I want a room as far away from him as possible!" Naruto and Sasuke yelled together, pointing at each other.

"Nope. You two have to share a room as there are only three rooms. Sakura has to have her own room because she's a girl, and I get my own room because I found this place and I'm the sensei," Kakashi explained. So Sasuke and Naruto were dispatched rather grumpily to a room with two separate beds.

I'm gonna post the next two chapters of this tomorrow, then I'm going to upload the chapters every Monday and Friday. I have a six chapters typed up and everything else ready, so there shouldn't be any long breaks.