Narrator: Once there was a tree house in the middle of a forest and there lived Donkey kong and Diddy kong. In this tree the whole Dk crew were there and they were partying for there christmas party.
Diddy kong: why on earth would you give mario OUR PLUNGER!
Donkey kong: Because he is a plumber, and he needed it because princess peach dumped him for Captain falcon and he needed a christmas present.
Cutaway to Peach: Oh did I win your handsome face and big muscles.
Captain Falcon: YES!
Luigi: *Holds binoculars* Mama Mia!
Cutaway to The Dk crew in the crib.
Candy kong: Please don't talk about your nephew problems here, plus, i'm pretty sure peach was just dating luigi the whole time, she a playa.
Donkey Kong: Ummmm… She may have dated me before too in 1981.
Diddy kong: Yeah but mario was still jumping over your barrels and kicking your tail and he still does now.
Mario: *looking through binoculars* Whoop dem barrels
Donkey Kong: I only lost because he hit me in the head with a hammer.
Diddy kong: I have a jetpack and a coconut cannon, I could take him, even captain falcon couldn't touch dis monkey.
Captain falcon's cousin Captain Fabulous: Try me.
Donkey kong: Where is the banana eggnog?
Diddy kong: I drank it all
Donkey kong: Get ready for a tail whooping of your life nephew.
Candy kong:Get shreked boi
*Knock Knock*
Narrator:When they opened the door Link ran in as fast as he could and started throwing pots around, everyone was horrified as he smashed and yelled at pots looking for "Rupees".
Cranky kong: *Grabs link and Hits him with his cane and knocks him out. "Git Gud" Cranky kong says.
Narrator: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Donkey Kong: Who was that?
Narrator: Uhhhh? *Hides in the bush* Nobody!
Diddy kong: Well let's go to bed I can't wait for santa kong!
Narrator: As they went to bed you can hear santa kong fly in on his revival platform with Ganondorf Pulling it and delivered bananas and coconuts to all.
Santa Kong: He Ha Ho Hu Hy A Merry Banana slamma to all and to all a good falcon punch.