Challenge Word: Alert

Word Count: 100. OMG, I nearly died, guiz. Srsly.

Disclaimer: I do not own the show Supernatural, or the characters, plot, or anything else contained therein. Those all belong to Kripke. I just like to play with his Barbie dolls- I MEAN action figures- sometimes. :B

(Plastic!Winchester Theater reference, ftw!)

A/N: This turned out way more crack-a-licious than I ever planned. So, enjoy that. For once, Dean isn't delirious! Imagine that.

Summary: E/O Challenge: Alert. Two certain boys have been on a stakeout for a bit too long. No spoilers. Crack-ish.


Caffeinated


"This is full of nothing but caffeinated lies!" Dean tosses the container haphazardly toward Sam's head, eyelids at half-mast.

Sam ducks. The thermos misses him by a mile, instead clunking against the dash and rolling to the floor. "You're cranky when you're tired. Anybody ever tell you that?"

Rubbing his eyes with the heels of his hands, Dean replies with a muffled, "This sucks out loud."

"Stakeouts suck! Alert the media!" Sam flails in mock panic while Dean glares.

"Ow!"

Dean grins as his hand comes back to rest in his lap. "Y'know? I suddenly feel a whole lot better."