A...very...Dirty Mind
Tamaki: I'm bored
Kyoya: Tamaki, you are always bored...
(…)
Tamaki: Have you ever noticed that most words can have dirty connotations?
Kyoya: ?
Tamaki: It's true.
Kyoya: Ok then...explain.
Tamaki: It's my theory of the week. *looks dramatic*
Kyoya: I hope you have fun trying to prove it in that case.. *pushes glasses up*
Tamaki: I will. The same way you have fun when I'm fucking you senseless.
Kyoya: That doesn't prove anything.
Tamaki: Maybe not, but I've proved I love you.
Kyoya: That's not dirty.
Tamaki: No. But this is: I've proved it by fucking you senseless.
Kyoya: *rolls eyes and pushes glasses up again * Fucking people does not prove you love them it just causes annoyance especially if your the one fucking them.
Tamaki: Maybe not, but I do love you my little Kyo. And I enjoy fucking you.
Kyoya: DO NOT CALL ME KYO! I think you use the word fuck too much. In fact, I think that, compared to me, you use swear words in general too much on a daily basis, it's annoying.
Tamaki: Fine to try and not overly annoy you, anyways I don't think I need to tell you which of those words is dirty. But I will shorten those sentences for you:
You fuck me on a daily basis. That's what you should have said
Kyoya:…
Tamaki:You know it's true.
Kyoya:…
And you enjoy it.
Kyoya: No comment!
Tamaki: Kyo, I bet you would look extremely hot in a sexy nurse uniform, with fuzzy handcuffs, and scalpels, I bet you could get some scalpels since your family is in the medical business.
Kyoya: Why do you need scalpels? Why do you always try to get me to cross dress? I don't get what's so appealing about me in a skirt anyway from what I'd look like Ranka which doesn't appeal to me...AT ALL.
Tamaki: It's not about the skirt. It's about how short it is..then you would look absolutley wonderful.
Kyoya: Whatever. I still don't get why it's always me who's cross dressing...you should try it once in awhile.
Tamaki: One word: SEME *rhe elusive red arrow pointing at me*...and besides I'm daddy and you are mommy...it just make sense.
Kyoya: Yeah, so?
Tamaki: You're the uke. The submissive one.
Just because I'm uke, doesn't mean I have to submit to wearing skirts.
You're right. Too bad you can't say no to to me, I've taken you.
Ayame Jonochi (Vice-Class President):If you guys don't stop passing notes you'll get caught. What are you talking about that's so interesting anyway?
Teacher: Suoh! Ohtori!, are you passing a note?"
Tamaki: "Umm…yes?"
Teacher: "Hand it over." (…) "So Suoh and Ohtori, it says you're passing notes. Is that true?"
Tamaki: "No"
Teacher: "Then why did Vice Class President say so?"
Tamaki: "She's trying to get us in trouble."
Teacher: (…)
Tamaki: That was close.
Kyoya: Yeah, I can't believe she bought that.
Can you imagine if she had read what we wrote to the class?!
Kyoya: *pushes glasses up* I think everyone would be on the floor now.
Tamaki: Floor…
Kyoya: What's dirty about floor...well this is a school floor...eww?
Tamaki: I'm just thinking about the things I could be doing to you on the floor.
Kyoya: Ok -is-dirty, use the word "bee"
Tamaki You make my heart fly like a bee, bee-cause you're just so bee-utiful. And I wanna fuck you.
Isn't that a little stretched? Bee wasn't even dirty in all that.
Tamaki: Stretch…
Kyoya: Oh, come off it, Tamaki! You can't prove this theory!
Tamaki: Come…
Tamaki: It…
Kyoya: Seriously! Get some help!
Tamaki: Get some…
Kyoya: Arg, lay off it!
Tamaki: Laid…
Kyoya: I still think your theory sucks.
Yamaki: Suck…
Kyoya: You have such a dirty mind.
Tamaki: Yours is equally dirty, but I really want to get down and dirty with you...
Kyoya: I don't think that's possible.
(…)
Tamaki: What are you thinking about?
Kyoya:…You fucking me senseless.
Tamaki: You see. You do have a dirty mind.
Kyoya: How could I not be thinking it. You only said it about a billion times!
(…)
Tamaki: I love you…
Kyoya: I love you too.
Tamaki: In spite of my dirty mind?
Kyoya: In spite of your dirty mind!
Tamaki: :)
Kyoya: And sometimes, I thoroughly enjoy that your mind is sooo … creative…