Zim sat in his usual seat by the door, the Dib thing in his usual spot, but something was off. The Dib had been staring at him a lot. Sure he did that usually but every time Zim would turn to glare at the annoying creature his face got all red and he would look away. It was getting seriously annoying. It was working on his very last nerve. He knew this had something to with what had happened last year, after the Dib had spied on him and caught him shirtless. Luckily for him this was the last class of the day.
Six years on this mud ball, four of which he had spent in exile since that damn trial. He was still bitter over that whole thing realizing right after it that they had been stringing him along for their own sick amusement. Zim growled slamming his fist on his desk, it ticked him off beyond reason. He glanced around realizing he had drawl attention to himself. He waved to them nervously, after his trial he had calmed down a lot no more random outbursts, yelling or insult throwing between him and the Dib. They had actually made a truce at skool at least to not fight, insult or accuse each other. The bell rang Zim jumped up getting out of there as quickly as possible, but as per usual his fangirls were already waiting for him.
"Hi Zim." "Zim, do you need any company on your way home?" Zim wanted to roll his eyes so bad it was painful instead a smooth smile curved his lips as he looked at the many girls around him. He had become quite popular with the females over the years and he found he enjoyed it sometimes, but right now he just wanted to escape. "Sorry ladies but spaceboy here is going with me." Dib called from behind Zim propping his elbow up on the doorframe above the Irken's head just to rub it in that he was still taller by a foot. The girls scattered seeing the crazy Membrane boy hanging around Zim.
Zim rolled his eyes looking up at the human still leaning there like it was a normal for him to be there. "What do you want, Dib-stink?" Zim asked putting his hands on his hips giving him an annoyed look. Dib just smirked pushing himself off the frame. "Not a thing, Zim. Just figured I'd save you from the raging hormonal females that would just love to tear your clothes off. Oh wait maybe I shouldn't then they'd see what you really are, but then again I would want to see it." Dib explained looking thoughtful for a split second before he realized what he had said and turned red.
Whirling around he walked away quickly trying to hide something, it really confused Zim but he wasn't going to pursue it right now. Zim smirked sneaking out of the skool as quickly as he could before those females came back. Walking back to his base he was surprised to find the Dib waiting for him, that was odd normally Dib was chasing him here in the afternoons. "My my Dib-thing, just couldn't wait to see the amazing Zim again. Zim is starting to wonder if you have a thing for him." Zim exclaimed cockily walking up to the human.
"In your wet dreams, spaceboy. You know you want this." Dib retorted with a grin gesturing to himself. This had become their usual banter as of late, it confused Zim but he rolled with it. Of course learning all sorts of perverse terms just so he could throw them at this annoying creature was sort of fun especially when he could make him turn red. "Now now Dib-thing, we both know Zim doesn't dream and it is you that have the wet dreams of the sexy invader standing before you." Zim practically purred out purposely stepping into the human's personal space and as expected he went ridged his face turning a lovely shade of scarlet.
"Have you been probing my dreams?" He asked turning even redder he had let something slip. Zim's smirk grew into something completely wicked he was going to win this one. "Oh Zim has been probing alright. Finding all sorts of interesting things in that giant head of yours. Why don't you tell Zim all about it?" He said in smooth sexy tone that had the human backing up very quickly.
"Zim guesses he wins this round filthy huyman. You should know better than to take on an invader." Zim called with a maniacal laugh watching the Dib turn tail and run. Oh how he loved winning these little arguments, it made his day so much better. With an amused hum he turned to his base walking up to the door.
Dib had made it home hiding himself away in his room forgetting to shut the door, still feeling the lessened warmth on his face. "Ugh I let him get to me again. How do I keep falling into those? I know he's just messing with me. What is wrong with me in the first place? It's not like I like him or anything so why?" Dib ranted to himself pacing his room trying to figure it out.
"You so like him. You just don't want to admit it to yourself." Gaz said quietly from his door leaning on frame with a smirk. Dib went a brilliant shade of red not daring to look at her. "I I do not. We're enemies. We hate each other. It's impossible to like that jerk." Dib grumbled stomping his foot on the floor only made her smirk broaden.
"Suit yourself live in denial. Eventually all that your hiding is going to come to the surface, then there's no going back." Gaz said coolly turning and walking into her room slamming the door without another word. Dib sighed shutting his door walked over and flopped unceremoniously down in his computer chair. Deciding it was a good idea to check on the space lizard, he switched on the cameras he had hidden on the house level a few years back. He pulled up the living room view first finding Gir and Mini Moose on the couch watching Tv, he noticed the Zim's wig and contacts on the arm of the couch. Switching to the kitchen view what he saw when it came in clear had his jaw hanging open and eyes wide the hot blush from earlier coming back with a vengeance.
Zim's gloves were sitting on the counter and he was in the process of pulling off his shirt. Dib's eyes devoured every inch of exposed skin realizing Zim wasn't a thin little stick anymore, now that he could see him clearly unlike last summer. He had smooth lean muscles, well defined muscles at that. Zim looked down at himself running his fingers down his chest and stomach then his thumb looped under the rim of his pants smirking. 'I wonder if those idiot Tallest would be envious of Zim now.' Zim purred bringing his other hand down to his pants unbuttoning them. Dib felt like a cooked lobster quickly switching the cameras off with a shuddered breath.
He could feel his arousal gulping at the pain of it being confined. Why did this get to him so much? What was it about his soft green skin and well defined muscles that had him reeling? Nope, nope, no he was not going there, if he did he truly was messed up. He jumped up dashing to the bathroom, time for a very very cold shower.
Zim started laughing after he heard the "hidden" camera stop recording. "That stoopid Dib doesn't even realize Zim knew they were there. Zim knew those would come in handy one day. Zim bets his face was priceless." He exclaimed loudly laughing even harder at the mental images of what his face must have looked like. "Computer take Zim to the lab!" He exclaimed hopping up on the trash can. 'Ugh fiiiinnneee...' The AI replied sounding very annoyed at the moment.
After getting down to the lab he wondered over to the storage room where he kept all of his clothing and disguises. Looking through them he finally came across the shirt he was looking for. Pulling on the black compression shirt, he smirked seeing it showed off his lean muscles perfectly. Grabbing a pair of his invader leggings walking back into the lab. He stripped out of his Tripp pants and quickly slipped them on finding that it almost blended seamlessly together. Tapping his fingers together a wicked smirk curved his lips.
"This is perfect. My evil prank will have the Dib-worm squirming like the slimy filth he is." Zim purred maniacal laugh erupting from his lips echoing through out the base. Seeing as the mention of probing his dreams seemed to set off a while new level of red on the Dib. This was the ultimate prank to get him to stop looking at the almighty Zim for a little while anyways.