I was watching the Ember Island Players and I was wondering, Hmmm, I wonder what Zuko's first act as Fire Lord was and then it hit me! Honestly, what else could possibly occur to him other than this? Nothing, that's what! Now sit back, enjoy, don't forget to review when you're done, and finally...thanks for reading!
"ALL HAIL FIRE LORD ZUKO!" The masses cheered as the crown went down on Zuko's head.
"Well my Lord, what shall your first act as Fire Lord be?" A general standing beside Zuko's throne asked.
"Hmmm..." Zuko pondered for a moment...what could he possibly-? Suddenly a wicked grin overcame his face "I have just the idea!"
Ember Island...
"OH GOD NO!"
Zuko laughed maniacally as the Ember Island Theatre was being burned to the ground by a crack squad of Firebenders. Smoke rose through the air, and a loud cracking sound was heard as the roof caved in.
"I'll teach you to turn me into a melodramatic, honor obsessed little bitch!" Zuko shouted as the theatre burned.
Kneeling before him was the cast of The Boy In The Iceberg.
"Sir, we have done as you requested and found the actors, what is your command?" A soldier asked.
"Kill them!" Zuko commanded coldly.
"Really? Even the actress who portrayed Katara?" A different soldier asked.
"ESPECIALLY THE ACTRESS WHO PORTRAYED KATARA! !" Zuko screamed.
In response, the soldiers shrugged and created pillars of fire from beneath the actors, incinerating them horribly.
"Gah! Tearbending powers go! Tearbending powers activate! Uh, Tearbending powers...start?"
"You don't have Tearbending powers ya dumbass!" "Toph" Snapped.
"Wah! Oh it makes me so emotion-Oh I'm dead!" "Katara" cried.
At this point, Zuko proceeded to laugh maniacally some more.
"Sir, we recovered the director, just like you asked." A soldier reported as he and another threw the director at the foot of Zuko's throne.
"You! Yooooooouu! I'll teach you to pair me with Katara!" Zuko screamed.
"Please! I'm a Zutara shipper! I thought it'd be cooooool!" The director cried out pathetically.
"Well I'll show you what I think of shippers! I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU...FIRE! !" Zuko shrieked as he disintegrated the director with a continuous stream of fire that must have gone for at least sixteen minutes "ZUKO MUTHAFUCKA ZUKO! !"
And with that, he proceeded to laugh maniacally...uh, some more, as his guards looked on with concerned expressions...well, I assume that they had concerned expressions, it's kinda hard to tell what they're feelin' under those masks of theirs...
"Dude, this guy is seriously fucked up!" One soldier whispered to another.
"Mmmm hmmm." He replied, adding a little nod.
Ah, there we go.
"Right, now let's go torture that son of a bitch general who was responsible for landing me with this scar in the first place! Mwahahahahahaha! Ahhahahahaha-cough, hack!"
Next chapter, I'll write the exact same thing, but with commentary! And the,-then, I'll change the names and places, and post this in Teletubbies fanfiction! Why? Because I feel like it! Mwahahahaha!
And, the end! Wheeeeeeeeee-Go Home-eeeeeeeeee!