The King Has Lost His Scroll
For Lance, hope your computer gets better.
The lord of the northern lands
Had a wrench thrown in his plans
The stress of the day took its toll
As he searched for his scroll
He wanted to write
A poem for the night
He'd spend with his mate
On their very first date
He asked the fox where it was
The fox and his top took a pause
"No idea" he said with a smile
"I haven't seen it for a while"
He asked the monk with the wandering eye
He said "Sorry, you're asking the wrong guy"
He decided to ask the Han-Yo
He said "You're wasting my time so just go"
Just as his search was beginning to taper
He smelled the scent of burning paper
"Hey boss" his lackey said
"We couldn't find any trees that were dead"
"So we decided to use paper instead "
The wolf king let out a mournful howl
How would he tell his love now?