Papou Fruit is Dangerous

by zexgirl

Papou fruit was a very dangerous thing. Papou fruit was a VERY dangerous thing. Papou fruit was. . . . In Demyx Fuaki's hands. Yes. Now Papou fruit was about 10x worse in his hands. Papou fruit has been upped to catastrophic. In Demyx Fuaki's Hands.

Papou Fruit is Dangerous.

Papou fruit was a very dangerous thing.

Papou fruit was a VERY dangerous thing.

Papou fruit was. . . . In Demyx Fuaki's hands.

Yes. Now Papou fruit was about 10x worse in his hands.

Papou fruit has been upped to catastrophic. In Demyx Fuaki's Hands.

Zexion walked with an air of indifference, he always had. He still walked with this air, as he walked in on his boyfriend singing to Opps Baby I Did it again, in his underwear.

A sight usually seen, only on Saturday mornings during Demyx's Sat. Morning cartoons break. He was. . . "Special" in a good way, Zexion decided, not realizing just how wrong he was.

So it was Saturday morning, and everything was normal in the strife household. Until at exactly 9:56, in the morn, the door slammed open and two hooded people bursed in, with guns.

Very big guns.

Pointed right at Demyx in his underwear, as he squeaked "i think i need new undies Zexy"

And at that moment, everything was clear. The hooded people came for Demyx's /Knew/ it.

"NOOOOO YOU CANT TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He Burst, Clinging to Zexy wide eyed.

"Were not here to....Well. We Make you go kkkkkkk" She Motioned her thumb across her neck, Tossing back her hood to reveal crimson hair, and a sadistic smirk.

"Wait!!! He's too pretty. I want him!!" The other said person pulled her cloak off to reveal Spiky Blonde Hair, And a Blushing Face.

"Oh Gods. . . Crazy People. Lovely, we needed more." Zexion spoke, Quietly, Rolling his eyes.

Green Connected with Violet, And the Crimson haired teen Let out Indigent Squeak.

"I CALL DIBS ON SHORTY!!!!!" She Yelled, Tossing her gun to the ground, making her way to zexion.

Demyx Then knew what he had to do; yes he had to be brave! And not . . .Cry. Damn, He was crying!!!!

"Awwwww! S-Piddy! You Scared Him!!!!" The Blond shook her head, frowning.

S-Piddy, or so she was called, Leaned towards Demyx, as he Twitched, She Spoke carefully....

"BOOGA BOOGA BOO!!!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! AXELLLLLL! ZEXY!! ROXAS!!!!! SHES GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!"

Zexion Stepped back a little, scowling.

"Who are you two?"

"Ohhhh. dont worry about S-Piddy. Im more likey to E.A.T you!!!!" The blonde jumped in front of the Very almost naked Demyx, Smiling like the Dickens.

"WHAT!!!! Whats Wrong!!!"A new voice interrupted, and all heads turn to see Axel enter, Hair a Mess and in nothing but Pajama Bottoms.

"Who are you two?" He asked, sending a glare to the intruders.

"Were here to enlistee you!!" The s-Piddy replied, grinning.

The blond Took out an index card, slowly reading the directions out loud.

". breaks my guns. No survivors. Like last time, you may not save the "pretty" ones. - Xigbar."

A silence filled the room, as S-Piddy glanced at Axel.

"Guess you dont survive." She laughed at her self, as the red glowered.

"The hell!?!?!? Wait. Did you just call me not pretty?"

"I think you're pretty" Demyx said while slowly walking behind axel, maybe if he laid axel would protect him.

"Axel! Why'd you leave! You were just about get some stu. .p. .I." Roxas Had ran in, not noticing all the other people in the room, until his poor dignity was ruined.

"Pancakes. I meant pancakes. Yea." Roxas slowly backed out of the room, as the blond Whistled and the Crimson haired girl did Cat Calls.

"So....What the fuck." Zexion was practically seething, Irritated at being interrupted on his Lovely Saturday morning.

"See, we work for this man, a big man!"

"Not fat!"

"Like BIG"

"Powerful! Yeah! Big Powerful!!"

"And-"

"Were hired,"

""Killers""

They finished together, smirking. "Im Agent S" The Crimson haired one said, while pointing to her comrade, "And this is Agent C."

"Meet your maker boys:)"

(end prologue)