It was breakfast time at Hogwarts yet again another chance to go to class and suck up the teachers ass and gasp at the word 'Jesus',

I sighed and brought up visions of the looks I would get at the whispers that would follow me if they knew what I got up to during the holidays and how thick my police record was, filled with comments from surly cops tired of picking me and my best friends up for fights and public nuisance,

I snorted and held back bitter laugh that's all I was to my parents and a bad influence to my friends parents- I cut of my mind rant and rolled my eyes I was getting sick of this act if one more person called me a goody good I was going to fucking knock there teeth down there throats.
"Lily-flower, might I say your looking dazzling this lovely morning" Ah Potter the bane of my existence, the fucking pretty boy of Hogwarts,

I held back a growl and ignored him.
Just as he opened his mouth to no doubt spread his wisdom and intellectual knowledge (any one sensing the sarcasm) The headmaster stood up "Good morning, as most of you know but some of you are not aware there have been a breakout of pranks on the teachers and if anyone has any information we would all be thankful we really need to find the counter curse before poor professor Flitwick shrinks completely and we cant find him" I couldn't hold back a giggle (it was one of my more brilliant Ideas) and those around snapped there heads up to make sure they were imagining the 'perfect Lily Evans' laughing at a prank, I schooled my features into a sorrowful mask and they turned away satisfied I smirked and slouched back in my chair tuning out the headmasters utterly riveting speech, my gaze turned up to the roof,

"Holy Fucking Shit" I gasped and stared at the owl carrying the red howler straight towards me.
Dumbledore broke of and everyone gaped at me, they'd never even heard me say bloody.
I sighed as the owl dropped the envelope in front of me I didnt even bother trying to get rid of it it wouldn't work and I would just look like a dick head for trying, I reached out and ripped open the letter aware of the buzzing silence and all eyes gazing towards me, my mothers shrill voice filled the room

"LILY EVANS, HOW DARE YOU GET PETUNIA MIXED INTO ALL YOUR SHINNAGINES, THE POLICE FOUND DRUGS IN HER ROOM WHICH I KNOW YOU PUT IN THERE, HOW COULD YOU, YOUR OWN SISTER NOW TWO OF THE FAMILY WILL HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD INSTEAD OF YOUR ONE THAT MORE RESEMBLEDS A BOOK, IF YOU DONT STRAIGHTEN OUT YOUR ACT I WILL RIP OUT ALL YOUR PIERCINGS WITH TONGS, SANDPAPER ALL YOUR TATTOOS, BLEACH YOU HAIR AND SEND YOU TO BOOTCAMP!" the silence was sudden and made my head spin,

I smirked "Well I guess you all know now no need acting like a fucking teachers pet if I don't have to." I wave my wand over my body and face and revealed my nose, tongue, lip and bellybutton piercing, my wrist, hip and back tattoo and my purple tipped hair, I smirked again "Well see you at lunch fuckers" and with that I stood and waltzed out the great hall unable to hold back my grin, my year was looking up already.

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