Eternal or Not
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel or Hasbro. I own Farrah/Persiana and Leon/Crisis.
Chapter 1: Preparation for the Future
"Pick up the slack, now!"
Jim Rhodes, the armored Avenger War Machine, barked out the order. He was one of the caretakers for the teen West Coast Avengers, a group recently formed to back up the East Coast Avengers. Presently, the teens, as well as the adults, were in a training session.
Leon Maxwell, the blonde, red-eyed teen Crisis, was pounding on a few strong robots,
"Miss Marvel, I need some help!"
Farrah Willows, the feral acrobat Persiana, did a few flips and handsprings, dodging laser blasts,
"Coming, honey!"
Carol Danvers, the blonde heroine Miss Marvel, shot a few energy blasts near Leon's robots,
"All done!"
Farrah hissed,
"Stay away from my boyfriend, Barbie!"
T'challa, the Wakandan prince Black Panther, sliced through another android,
"Ladies, this is neither the time nor the place."
Natasha Romanoff, the teen super-spy, Black Widow, shot a turret with her pistols,
"Da. Besides, we are a few seconds behind our last time."
Hercules, the teen god of Strength, bashed robots left and right,
"No problem, fair maiden. Hercules shall smite these minions!"
He picked up a robot's head and pitched, causing it to collide with one robot, which, in turn, piled onto the others. One of the robots exploded near Sam Wilson, the teen hero Falcon. He yelped,
"Hey, watch it!"
Crystal, the Inhuman elementalle princess, shot a flaming tornado at one of the turrets,
"Is it almost over?"
Persiana hissed,
"It will be for Carol if she doesn't leave my boyfriend alone."
Simon Williams, the adult Avenger Wonder Man, and Monica Rambrieu, the heroine Pulsar, were looking over the data of the training session. Monica shook her head,
"It's better than before, but some of them are still pretty reckless. Especially Hercules and Persiana."
Simon shrugged,
"I'm sure they'll eventually learn."
Just then, there was a loud crash. Farrah and Carol were in another cat-fight as soon as the simulation ended. The former actor shook his head,
"At least they decided to fight after training."
Leon ordered,
"Girls, enough!"
Persiana hissed,
"Stop checking out my boyfriend, Barbie!"
Miss Marvel shouted back,
"Make me, furball! Everyone knows you don't deserve him! What makes you so special?"
Farrah grinned,
"I can do this!"
She sat on the floor and placed both her ankles behind her head, shocking everyone there.
Natasha smirked,
"That should not be surprising. Cats are extremely flexible animals."
Falcon blinked and smirked,
"You're one lucky guy, Leon."
Crisis glared at the avian hero,
"Shut up, Sam."
Farrah stuck her tongue out,
"It's like to see you do that!"
She untangled herself and did a handstand split. She then stood up and got in Carol's face,
"And that's only the start of what I can do!"
Carol mocked,
"So tell me, furball; do you like licking yourself clean?"
War Machine shook his head,
"Why does this happen every time we train?"
Black Panther said,
"It also happens in the morning, on patrol, and every time those two enter the same room."
Hercules shook his head,
"Whilst I would normally indulge in these two maidens thrashing each other, I must prepare for a date this evening."
At this, everyone looked at the teen god. Even Carol and Farrah stopped fighting. Leon blinked,
"Herc, you have a date?"
Hercules grinned,
"Aye, I met this woman a long time ago in Greece, but never thought anything of her when I journeyed here. Alas, she has come and we will see what the night holds for us."
Falcon asked,
"She's from ancient Greece? Man, she must be an old prune by now."
Hercules roared,
"HOW DARE YOU INSULT SERSI LIKE THAT?"
He took his mace and gave chase to the avian Avenger. Crisis shook his head,
"Do you think his Sersi is the same as the one from the myth?"
Carol asked,
"You mean the one that turned all those men into pigs? I hope not."
Farrah quipped,
"I wouldn't worry, Barbie, seeing as how you're already a pig. All that's missing is a cute, little pink tail."
The blonde powerhouse roared,
"DIE!"
And the cat-fight resumed.
Next Chapter:
Hercules introduces Sersi to the group. Insanity Ensues!