D-I-S-C-L-A-I-M-E-R!!! –I don't own the characters! Damn!

Author's Note…I PROMISE- In this one NO ONE dies!!!

"You BITCH!"

"Look who's talking you bastard!"

"You little slut! Can't stick with the same guy for more then 2 days!"

"Look who's talking you bitch ass man whore! You got a divorce but slept with your EX! Wife anyway! And your girlfriend! All the while LEADING ME ON!!! You prick!"

"ME?! YOU'RE the one who changed and dressed WAY out of line for work!!!"

"WHAT!?!?" she said walking closer to him. "YOU'RE just pissed because you FUCKED your damn ex-wife and now another baby is on the way! EVEN THOUGH… you told me not even three days ago that you loved me and now your wife is two days pregnant! And your criticizing the way I dress?!"

"What do you want me to say? I'm sorry? Fine! I'm sorry! Yes I fucked her! But I make love to you!"

"Oh please! Don't pull any of that Eddie Murphy shit on me!" she said rolling her eyes, "Did you forget about you GIRLFRIEND?! Hmm? I didn't!"

"How could I forget my girlfriend! She's GREAT in bed!" and with that her fist came in contact with his jaw.

"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!..."

"And while be back in a minute to meat Danny's girlfriend, Kelsey!" Jerry Springer said as Steve and the other body guards tried to pull a VERY pissed off Carley Kingsington off of her secret lover, Danny Patiole.

"Ha ha! I LOVE Jerry Springer! And man! Is Steve SEXY!" Said Olivia as She, Elliot, Fin, Munch and Cragen had watched Jerry Springer and Maury since the case load was VERY slow that day.

"Okay…Let me get this straight." Fin spoke as he put a Twizzler in his mouth. "Danny Divorced his wife and started to date again. He fell in love with his co-worker all the while still dating that Kelsey chick. So he was banging his co-worker and his girlfriend when he went back to his wife? And now they're having another baby?"

"Yep!" was all Olivia said as she, too, took a Twizzler.

"Okay. One more question though." He asked as Elliot and Munch started throwing bits of Twizzler at each other.

"Shot." Olivia said as she turned to face him

"WHY the hell are we watching this?!" Fin asked as he threw his arms in the air dramatically

"I told you already! Because for one- It's JerrySpringer! HELLO!" she said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "And second- because Ste-"

"Because Steve is SO SEXY!" Munch, Elliot and Cragen mimicked her to Fin causing them both to burst into laughter

"See! I told you that I said it a lot!" Olivia said as they all turned their attention back to the T.V. as Jerry came back on.

"Hey, wasn't Jerry on that show…um…I know it had to do with dancing." Elliot said as Steve broke up another fight.

"You mean 'Dancing with the stars'?" Olivia asked as she stared at Steve as he blushed and waved when the camra came to set on him.

"Yeah that one. How did you know?" Elliot asked as he looked at Olivia.

"Well me and Maureen actually have something in common and we talk when it comes on, just like Jerry Springer." Olivia said as now all eyes were on her and Elliot

"Yeah? What's that?" Elliot's brow came together as he tried to think of why Olivia or Maureen had not mentioned that they talked often to him before.

"Steve and Bruno are SOO SEXY!" Which caused them all to laugh

"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!..."

"And while be back!"