The setting is a room with red walls, a black sofa, a large, golden chandelier, and a throne, where Azula is sitting. Also, oddly enough, there was a bright pink paint splatter on the wall. Two stools are on either side of the throne. Mai and Ty Lee are sitting on them.
Azula: Hello, inferiors! This is the first episode of A-Z-U-L-A! I am rather excited, for now I won't be stuck with Zuko and the Avatar and that filthy waterbending peasant.
Ty Lee: Yay! A-Z-U-L-A is a really cool title! It has Azula's name in it, so it must be awesome!
Azula: I know, Ty, I know. Mai, go get the letters for today. I want to get this done with.
Mai: Yes, Azula.
Mai returns with about 3 letters.
Azula: This is it? You'd think a show featuring me would have more fans! Oh well. Ty Lee, read them!
Ty Lee: Okay!
Hi Azula! Thanks for hitting WF over the head with a banana, and if you want, you can do
the same to Zuko! Also, where'd you get YOUR
TTYL!
~Fyre
Azula: Ah, it's my old friend Fyre from Werefaerie120's (WF, as she said it) show, Ask the Avatarians!
Dear Fyre,
I was just about getting ready to hit her anyway; just the banana was an extra feature. It was rather funny. I will probably do the same to Zuko. Why, we have similar minds…maybe I'll recruit you to my evil minion squad…Ty Lee actually gave me my antidepressants. I don't know why, but I have yet to get revenge…I will throw that rebel off of a building, just not now. I'm too comfortable. Well, Father wouldn't really appreciate it if I did. Maybe I will someday, but not while he's giving me over 1 trillion yen in allowance.
Sincerely,
Azula
Azula: Now…For that revenge…Oh Ty, come here…
Ty Lee: Okay!
Azula: You know how you tried to paint the wall pink and you splattered it on the red wall?
Ty Lee: Yeah! You know, this room could have been pink, but no, it has to be red…*cowers under Azula's glare* but red is also a gorgeous color, no doubt about that.
Azula: Yes…okay, now lick every inch of that splatter off my wall until it's gone!
Ty Lee: But Azula, it's probably toxic!
Azula: …..And?
Ty Lee: Okay… (Starts licking) thith tathes groth!
Azula: We'll be right back after this…interestingly humorous commercial…
COMMERCIAL BREAK
There is a video of Ty Lee licking the paint splatter playing. Azula pops up in the middle of it.
Azula: How many licks will it take Ty Lee to get the paint off the wall? The world may never know…
BACK TO SHOW!
Azula: I love making humorous commercials. Ty, read the next letter.
Ty Lee: Okay…yuck…I hate paint…
dear Azula I was just wondering why you still hang out with Mai and Ty Lee I mean they
did totally turn on u in the boiling rock. I mean you are awesome but it's not
really your best choice to still hang with them (gives ty lee candy so she
wont be upset)
~kate882
Azula: Perplexing. Why, I am not quite sure! Mai, why do I hang around you?
Mai: Um…Wasn't it because you needed somebody to act as an anti Ty around you?
Azula: Perhaps. Ty, what about you?
Ty Lee: Well, I think Zuko told me to be your friend actually. He was worried you'd become a friendless sociopath…
Azula: Well, he sort of failed in that attempt! I mean, will you look at me?
Ty Lee: Ummm Azula, everybody is looking at you. It's your show.
Azula: Really, does all humor escape you? Well, since nobody cares enough to write, let's end the show for today.
Mai: Thank god.
Ty Lee: Aww….
Azula: Well, *bored* this is the end of A-Z-U-L-A for today. Goodbye and good riddance.