A/N: Hello people. Yes this is another one-shot that has nothing to do with P.O.C. I'm sorry I don't have any inspiration yet. L But I got inspired by the newest iCarly so here we go.
Elphaba looked over her shoulder to be sure no one was following her. She fingered the paintball gun in the fold of her dress. Galinda thought it would be fun to play a new game called "Assassin". It interested Elphaba to say the least. Fiyero and Boq joined in because they thought it would be fun. Galinda was hit the first day by Elphaba when they got dressed that morning. Boq was hit while he was eating toast in the cafeteria by Fiyero.
She scurried into Dr. Niddik's class to take her seat. Fiyero came in shortly after. They stared to other down. Galinda came in and sat down next to Elphaba. Fiyero sat in the back. Dr. Niddik walked into the room. He began a lecture. Elphaba tried to pay attention but she wasn't able to out of fear of being hit by a paintball. She then had the urge to turn around. She looked over her shoulder to see Fiyero taking aim at her. Everything went in slow motion. She ducked and the paintball flew over her shoulder and landed on Dr. Niddik's back. The class burst into laughter. Even Elphaba giggled a bit. She looked at Fiyero and gave him a look that said "If you want to keep your gun put it up!" He quickly stashed it in his bag. Probably in some special compartment. Dr. Niddik turned around. He was angry to say the least. We all looked innocent. He dismissed class so he could change shirts. Elphaba watched Fiyero leave. It seemed like he was moving in slow motion. He moved his perfect hair out of his face and nodded. She went to her next class quickly.
The next few days Elphaba was constantly looking over her shoulder. She had one that she always had in her boots for safe keeping. Fiyero was no better. He had Boq be his personal bodyguard to be sure he wouldn't be hit.
One day a package came for Fiyero. He examined it. It was small but that didn't say that Elphaba wasn't in it. She could have magicked it to make it bottomless so she could fit in it. He held the gun in front of him as he opened the package. He pulled out a lollipop. He was confused. He dug a little deeper. He found a note that said:
"Read this aloud. It will make more sense if you do.
Lollipops go by two names. Lollipop and Sucker."
He read it aloud as the note said he should. "…Lollipop and Sucker. That makes…" Elphaba burst from his wardrobe.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" He yelled. She shot him in the chest. He fell. She stood over him with a smug grin on her face.
"I win." She said. She leaned down over his face. "I am the ultimate assassin." Her eyes sparkled. She kissed him. She backed away and walked out the door. She turned and blew her paintball gun.
End.