Day of Sonamy
Starlight City was a semi-colorful bustling city where many people had gathered to do business and attend the arts. But today, the city is full of color and was even more bustling than it is. For today was the wedding day of Prince Sonic the Hedgehog and Miss Amy Rose. Mobians and humans came from all over Mobius.
From Princess Sally of West Side Island to Sultan Speedy and Commander Jet of Cocoa Island. From Regina Blaze of the Big Cat Country to President Adam Thorndike of the United Federation. From Team Chaotix and Team Dark to the E-series led by Omega and the Neo-Knuckles Clan lead by Nestor the Wise. All have congregated here to this place for this very joyous day.
They met up at the cathedral on the northern part of the city where the ceremony would take place. The courtyard was lined with the frescoes of many blessed ones and there was a garden in the courtyard where Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles were talking to each other.
"Today's your big day." Tails said.
"Yeah." Sonic replied, blushing. "It's finally going to happen."
"If you need anything, let me and Tails know." Knuckles said. "I got to help Bunny get the people seated for the wedding." He turned to Tails. "Wanna help Tails?"
"Sure." The fox replied. Then, the hedgehog was by himself and he looked into the fountain. Then, he noticed a reptilian in a purple robe walk up behind him.
"I see that the new king has fully matured." He said. Sonic turned and faced him.
"Oracle, what are you doing here?" The blue blur asked.
"Well, I have thought about what I can grant his majesty for his wedding." The oracle said. "Thus I was able to invite someone to the wedding."
"Sonic? This that you all grown up?" A blue hedgehog asked. "Man, you have grown quite a bit." The blue blur's jaw hit the floor when he saw the person.
"Grandpa!? You're here!?" Sonic asked. "How?"
"Well, the last thing I remember was piloting my plane with you in the back." Paulie said. "Then, I was teleported here."
"I was able to bring your grandfather out of the event that would bring his life to an abrupt end." The oracle commented. "But in order to keep the balance of time and space, the spell is temporary. He only has until sunset before being returned to the place he was taken from."
"I was wondering why I felt the urge to dress up nicely on the plane. I guess now I know why." Paulie stated.
"Wouldn't mom be shocked?" Sonic asked.
"Aleema already knows." The oracle replied. "As for me, I am to take my seat with her." Then, he walked away leaving the two hedgehogs.
"Come on, Sonny." Paulie said, putting his hand on Sonic's shoulder. "You got to happy today. You're getting married to your queen."
"I know." Sonic replied. "I just don't know how to react to all this."
"Hey, at least, I get to see you get married on Mobius before I go up in flames." He said. "I hope I get to see your siblings as well."
"You'll get to see Sonia." Sonic said. "But I'm afraid you won't get to see Manic."
"How come?" Paulie asked.
"He's not able to attend the wedding." Sonic said with a sigh.
"What are you talkin' about, bro?" A mellow voice said. Sonic and Paulie looked up; they noticed a green hedgehog and a blue dog girl together. "You think I would miss out on my brother's wedding?"
"Manic? Man, I'm glad to see you can come." Sonic replied.
"Same here." Manic said. "I was even able to bring Ledian along."
"Mind I ask, how did the two of you get here?" Sonic asked.
"When Mobidoon is not on Mobius, it's in the Sol Dimension." Ledian explained. "Your mom got a mage to open a portal to your world and sent us an invitation."
"I didn't know you could do that." Sonic answered.
"Well, now you know." Manic added. The bells of the cathedral began to ring out announcing the ceremony will soon begin.
"It's time to head in for the wedding." Paulie stated. "Who's going to lead the event?"
"Cardinal Jacob Cardinal." Sonic replied.
"Wow, you got him here?" He asked. "Excellent."
"But what about that Eggman? Wouldn't he crash the wedding?" Manic asked.
"Don't worry about that." Sonic answered. "We got that taken care of, plus we have the seven chaos emeralds on standby."
After the mobians entered, the ceremony began. The wedding had happened without any interruptions at all. And thus, Sonic and Amy became one mobian as it were. Then, they headed out to the reception hall to celebrate. Sonic and Amy's parties were seated at the main table at the center of all the others. The table was higher up physically and on a stage. The dance floor was at the foot at the stage.
"I'm surprised everything went along without any villains showing up." Tails said.
"I thought Eggman was going to show up and wreck your wedding, Sonic." Knuckles added.
"Yeah, I was a little worried too." Sonic answered. "But he didn't show up. He still must be a little upset about that previous defeat."
"Perhaps." Knuckles answered. "But isn't it a little awkward to have Shadow in the groom's party?"
"You have a problem with it?" Shadow asked in response.
"No, no, no. I'm just saying that from a lot of stuff and…" The echidna commented and thought for a moment. "You know what, I'm not going to think about the details. I'll just go with it."
"I didn't expect my brother to show up to the wedding." Sonic explained. "And I was a little short on time."
"There must have been a catch." Tails said.
"He only had one condition before he would do it." Sonic replied, getting a nervous look on his face.
"It better not be something bad." The echidna said.
"Hope Kintobor had to be in the bride's party." Shadow added. "What's wrong with that?"
"Nothing's wrong." Knuckles stated in surprise. "I thought it would be something... different."
"Well, for a first meeting," Tails commented. "Miss Hope does fit right in with Amy, Bunny, and Marine." Taking note on the four of them having a good time talking to each other.
Right outside the door of the reception hall, Team Hooligan showed up. They were ready to charge into the party.
"Alright, youz Hooligans." Nac said. "We're going to go right in there and crash the reception."
"Right." Bark and Bean stated.
"Let's go." Nac answered. Then, the trio came up with guns and bombs ready. "Hey." The receptionist was shocked at this.
"What do you want?" he asked.
"Get us in that party immediately." Nac answered. "Or else you might be eatin' lead for dinner." Then, the receptionist facepalmed.
"You three do realize that the party is open-invite. There's nothing stopping you from entering." He said. "The only one that's actually blacklisted is Eggman. So just put your guns and bombs away, sign in at the guest book and walk in."
"Oh…" Bean said.
"Ah man, we even had a great battle planned." Nac complained.
"Oh well, at least we get free food." Bark stated.
They were walking into the party as Sonic and Amy were starting their first dance as a couple. They noticed several battle birds were ready to perform a siege.
"Now, remember what the commander had told us." One of the battle birds told the others. "We need to get in there and get the target."
"Right." The birds stated.
"Now, get in there and get those lamb chops." The leading bird was saying.
"Yes, sir." Another bird said. Then, the birds advanced to their target. The cooks were getting frightened.
"Oh no, the battle birds are laying siege to the buffet table." The first cook said.
"Protect ze table." A second answered.
Meanwhile, Princess Sally was at a table nearby watching this happen. She rolled her eyes at the sight of this going on.
"Huh, I didn't expect to see that happen." Sally said to herself. At another table close to her, Blaze was sitting nearby as well.
"You can say that again." Blaze commented. Then, the two noticed each other.
"Oh, I'm surprised to see you would be here." Sally commented.
"Well, this is Sonic's wedding." The cat answered. "You would see many people here."
"So, are you Blaze?" The chipmunk asked, cautiously.
"I am." The feline answered. "You must be Princess Sally Acorn."
"How do you know that?" She asked surprised.
"You're one of the most iconic freedom fighters alongside the members of Team Sonic." Blaze complimented. "Plus I have seen you in the diplomatic meetings with other world leaders."
"Thanks for the complement." Sally replied. "I was hoping that Elise would show up but she got a bad case of influenza at the last minute."
"I'm sorry to hear that." The cat commented with an upset voice. "I don't have anyone to talk to with at the moment."
"So, what is your tribe like anyway?" Sally asked. "I've heard almost nothing about the Big Cat Country or any of the stuff that goes on there."
"Well…"
Time went by and the meals began and the dancefloor was open. At the main party's table, Sonic and company were eating their fill.
"I'm impressed with the food that the head chef had made." Shadow commented. "I'm probably thinking of trying to cook myself."
"Like that's ever going to happen." Sonic replied.
"Be quiet, you know that I can cook better than you." Shadow answered.
"Of course, you can cook better than Sonic." Amy added.
"Amy… now isn't the time for that." The blue blur had stated.
"You can't even make a breakfast in bed for your woman? Man, you're lousy." Shadow mocked Sonic.
"I'm not the one who is lousy here." Sonic answered getting ready to face against Shadow. "Give me one good reason why you say I'm lousy."
"Killer Whales." Shadow rebuked.
"What? Where?" Sonic stated. "AH!" The blue blur leapt out of his seat and ran off. He zipped by the dessert table, his shout caused all the soufflés to collapse.
"Damnit." One of the chefs stated. "Can you have our head chef make more?"
"Chef, can you make some soufflés? Ours collapsed." The second said calling back. Then, Omega peaked out of the kitchen window.
"Affirmative." Omega answered. He headed back into the kitchen. His claws pulled back in and a set of mixing blades appeared. "Beating eggs." He went to do that while he was putting breading on the pork chops.
"Wait a minute, how can a robot be a good cook if he doesn't have any taste buds?" The second asked.
"Now, while everyone's distracted." Jet declared as he and the Babylon Rouges stood before the buffet table. "Battle Birds, divide and conquer the wedding cake."
All of a sudden, more than thirty of the battle birds jumped on the buffet table grabbing all the food they could in their wings and stuffing it in their beaks.
"Oh, yeah." Jet exclaimed, dumping an entire vegetable tray down his throat. "These sliced pickles are great."
"Hey Wave, why don't you try some of these finger sandwiches." Edgar Eagle asked, putting a whole tray of them in front of her. "They're really tasty and have three different meats on them."
"Eh, thanks. But I'm watching my figure." Wave stated, grabbing a gallon bucket of chocolate fudge ice cream off the table along with a scoop. "I'm going to stick with low calorie foods like this sugary sweet tasting fatty dairy product I'm going to finish off."
At that moment, a battle bird roadrunner rushed over and grabbed an entire tray of lasagna.
"Oh goody, this stuff will feed my unit for an entire week." But as the roadrunner began to zip away with his prize, an angry chef started chasing him with a rolling pin.
"Hey, get back here with that buffet food." The coyote chef yelled chasing the roadrunner around the dinner table. "That tray was prepared by yours truly a chef super-genius."
As Sultan Speedy devoured a hot dog, he looked to his left to see a familiar green duck happily chowing down on a slice of pizza.
"Bean, what is the world are you doing here." The sultan asked in shock. "You deserted the battle bird armada."
"Well, this food is so tasty. I'm reenlisting… as least for the duration of the reception." Bean replied, saluting the sultan. "But maybe we could work out a deal, say me being pardoned for my desertion in exchange for becoming a spy for the battle birds inside Team Hooligan."
"Well, I suppose I could let bygones be bygones since you didn't betray the battle birds, you just ran away from a crazy dictator." Speedy chuckled. "But you are right, this food is so good. It would be worth coming back from the grave for."
"You got that right." A short owl with swirly glasses added, grabbing a chicken leg off the table.
"Dr. Fukurokov!?" Speedy and Bean asked, in horror. "AHHHHH!" The two hugged each other in terror before fleeing from the buffet table.
"What?" The owl mad scientist asked with a shrug. "They act like they've never seen a dead guy before."
But at the far end of the buffet table, an unspeakable horror was finishing off the food faster than the chefs could make it. All the other mobians cowarded in fear from this hungry giant not wanting to get between him and the main course lest they end up accidentally going down his throat themselves.
"MMmmm, roasted beef." The mountain of a bird declared, picking up the entire buffet table and emptying its contents into his beak. "Me want jello pudding. Me want dinner rolls with butter. Then, whole punch bowl to wash it down."
"Storm, stop eating everyone else's food." A young raccoon in a bridemaid's dress yelled at the giant albatross. "That food is for everybody."
"Hahaha, puny little raccoon girl going to stop me?" Storm chortled, devouring an entire five-foot long sub in one bite. "Get in my way and I'll sit on you."
"Actually, I have somebody who is ready to sit on you." She replied, snapping her fingers. "And I think you're about to get a bloomin' headache."
"Haha, huh?" The oversized bird stopped laughing as a green frog jumped onto his large belly. "Huh? Frog's legs? I love French food."
"You hurt Froggy?" A voice called out as a giant shadow eclipsed the overweight albatross. "Big smash." It was an incredible sight as the two largest known mobians in the local kingdoms preceded to rampage across the reception giant-monster style. Table were over turned and food and flowers were sent flying.
Looking out across the reception, a look of panic spread across Sonic's face.
"Oh man, I can't believe our weirdo friends ruined our wedding." The blue blur looked over at Amy who had her face buried in her hands. "Amy, I'm so sorry about this. I never should have issued an open-invitation to the wedding." But as Sonic looked at her, he noticed Amy wasn't sobbing. She was actually laughing.
"Are you kidding me? I never thought my wedding would be this exciting." Reaching under her wedding dress, Amy pulled out her piko piko hammer. "What are we waiting for? Let's get out there and join in on the fun."
"Man, this marriage is going to be one crazy ride." Sonic finished as he and Amy jumped over the reception table. "I guess it's up over…"
"And gone." Amy finished as the two leapt into the fray.