Chapter 1:The first day off of school.
Me:*Busts through door* HELLO! I'm Erika. And this story was inspired by Phantom of the Summer. I think that was what it was called.
Erik: Join in on our antics of the summer vacation and our road trip in two weeks from yesterday!
Me: I will not update-*Goes to click on an update that is flashing* when I am on vacay, but will explain the whole scenario after the trip. I will write down what happens on my phone so I can keep track. All I know is Erik will be boogie boarding.
Erik: NO! NO NO GOD NO!
Me: Deal with it sweetie.
Christine: Um, I want to try surfing.
Me: You'll love it, Christine.
Raoul: I won't do anything but sit in the sand on the beach.
Me: Dude, you will go boogie boarding whether you like it or not.
Madam Giry:*pops outa nowhere* ERIK! YOU WILL DO WHAT THE AUTHORESS SAYS ALRIGHT?
Erik: Yes mother.
MG:*Disappears in a cloud of smoke*
Me: WHOAH! Erik was just told to by Madam Giry!*Killing myself laughing*
Erik: *Glares* SHUT UP
Christine: Onto the chapter!
Me:*Talking on my cell* Mom, you need to pick me up! Today was the last day of-*gets hit by some random guy falling from the sky* OW! *talks back into cell*I'll call you back. WHAT THE HELL?
Guy that hit me: Sorry.
Me: No….Freakin…..WAY! YOUR ERIK! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA* Spazzes and hugs him*
Erik: How? Get off me please. And where am I?
Me: 1) Your Famous. There are 2 books about you, 2 movies about you, a musical too. 2) Fine. And 3) Your in Palmer, Alaska! Welcome to the last Frontier! (A/n I used to live there.)
Erik: Wait if I am here, does that mean-
Me:*Spazzes and runs over to a bench where a couple is sitting* CHRISTINE! FOP!
Christine: Who are you?
Raoul: I'm not a fop!*pouts*
Erik: *finishes slowly and walks toward us*Christine and Raoul are here?
Me: Well, Hello. I'm Erika Dailmore. The Phantomess. Literally. I'll show you why later.
Christine: It's cold! Can we go to your house?
Me: This is cold to you? It's 70 Degrees F! THAT'S SWEATING TO US! Okay follow me.
Christine/Raoul/Erik:…..
Me: MOVE MOVE MOVE!
Everyone:*Heads to my house*
Me: Okay. Sleeping arrangements: Erik with me, Christine an Rao-Fop in the guest bedroom and there is a separate bathroom there. Erik, we'll share mine.
Erik: I will not sleep in your room.
Me: Either that or on a park bench.
Erik:*Grumbles* Fine.
Me:*Holds up a paper* By the way, I have trademarked Sarcasm. So if you use it, give me a dollar.
Everyone: Okay.
Me: Rules: No touching the fridge, pantry, dishwasher, washing & drying machine, and microwave.
Raoul:*Goes to touch the oven/stove*
Me: AND NO TOUCHY THE STOVE!
Raoul:*Runs to the bedroom*
Me: Goodnight everyone.
Everyone except Raoul: Night.
Captain Jack S.: *Appears outa no where* CUTTLEFISH
Me:*whips around and hits him with a frying pan*
Jack:*Disappears*
Me: Review and We respond every 5 chapters!
Erik: Whoop-dee-do.
Me: Erik.
Erik: Fine!*hands me a dollar.*
Me: Two chapters a day! YAY! Have fun and READ ON!
