Night: Hello! This is a collab between Alchemy Homework and I. Yup. Urrh… So anyway, we present to you our OCs, Singapore and Malaysia!
Homework: Yup~ They are guys, and more info on them will be below. By below I mean like way down below.
Night: -cough- There's shounen-ai, going-to-be implied yaoi, and Singlish. Yes, singlish. Try your best to understand it if you're not a Singaporean.
Chapter 1 la! Introductions~
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Um. Okay~ So of course I am Singapore! Er what to say ar? Veh paiseh leh. Ah, my hobbies? I like to — Oi hello, I never fail my oral lah. You stupid or what?
Er okay so I am the Republic of Singapore. I dun have a human name yet so just call me Singapore, Singapura or SG. Eh uhm…what else is there to say ar? Ehh…!
…Fine la Malaysia you win! Er, so I was married to Malaysia…oh you dunno who is Malaysia? DBT you leh! Malaysia also dunno who! Dun care you le~
So I was married to Malaysia but we divorced after 2 years, so sad lor. 'Cause right, for me those 2 years veh awesome. Anyway, thought we could have Common Market, but no chance! People not happy, what to do? Walao leh.
Oh yeah I dun like England, 'cause right, he left me so quickly in WW2. So lucky I no thick eyebrow like Hong Kong. Poor guy. *tsk tsk tsk* Dun friend England after that le~
Ah I like ice lemon tea and milo dinosaur. EH? You never hear of milo dinosaur before? Noob sia you! Anyway, I also like other countries' food 'cause my shopping centres got a lot of different culture de restaurants and food. Even hawker centre also got western and Japanese food! But my favourite food is durian! So fragrant~
Eh, a lot of people in SG like K-pop, I dunno why. Now in Singapore, K-pop very stylo! Yeah, you know? Like, rad hot! LOL, Ris Low. Ris Low already outdated lo! But personally I feel k-pop not veh good leh, their songs just repeat the same words over and over like broken records and stuff you know? Haiz, now the people all no standard de.
That England and China, always say my English and Chinese so lan lor! But honestly, I think Singlish much more easier to speak lor! Ya~ Malaysia you know what I mean right?
Oh and also! Just had a General Election. PAP won again, obvious la! So sad SDP and NSP lose again. Eh, PAP is People's Action Party! That one also dunno! SDP and NSP are Singapore's Durian Party and National Service Party. Hahahaha jk jk la, it's Singapore Democratic Party and National Solidarity Party. Hahahah, you know, a few days and weeks before the General Election, PAP keep apologising to public. 'cause people keep giving them pressure mah! So I vote we keep giving PAP pressure so as to not let them be so arrogant!
But you know ar, see, when I talk about this General Election nobody care de lor. Then when America got President Election everybody care de lor. Pffftt, this world so weird de.
Okay…oh shits no more time le. Germany only give me 8 minutes to speak. So need zao le~ SIAM! Oh JIA LAT I FORGET MY DURIAN!
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Hello…I am Malaysia, yes… What I like…? I like Teh Tarik…cake? No no, I don't like pastry… My hobbies ar…not a lot leh… Ah. Got that one. Must do together with Singapore de…
Speaking of Singapore, yes we got divorced…that's why I now liddat mah…sorry for being so depressed la, 'kay… I don't eat often…maybe once every two days? I miss the times when we ate chili crab together…Singapore's chili crab very nice…it's my favourite food…
As you can see or not see, I don't get along well with other countries… Anyway, I don't have anything to say now…Goodbye…
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Night: Yupsa! That's it for now. And, if any of you are confused by Singlish, just leave a review and I'll PM you back. You can give feedback too.
Homework: Yup~ So anyway, character details are below.
Singapore
Age: 19-Human
Likes: Ice Lemon Tea, Bandung, Milo Dinosaur, Durian, making fun of England
Loves: Malaysia
Dislikes: England
Hates: Not sure for now
Family: Pulau Ubin (younger sister), Jurong Island (younger brother) and Sentosa (younger brother)
Random remarks: Speaks Singlish. Rarely speaks proper English. Has a pet called Durian-san who is extremely cute.
Malaysia
Age: 21-Human
Likes: Chili Crab
Loves: Singapore
Dislikes: ?
Hates: ?
Family: ?
Random Remarks: His sentences always include at least one set of '…'. He is very depressed after the divorce with Singapore.
Special Note: Turns into Black!Malaysia randomly. Black!Malaysia is extremely extremely horny and will… do stuff to Singapore wherever they are. This Malaysia has several kinks.
Night: -cough- So anyway, I have already drawn Singapore and Malaysia and they are both smexy, okay?
Homework: -nods nods- Anyway, if this is similar to any other Hetalia!Singapore fics, we apologise, but we did not intend to copy any other authors' versions of Singapore. So no flames please. Bye!
Night: Yeah. So this is chapter 1, chapter 2 will take a long time to come out okay…bye! (Chapter 2 will most likely be about Singapore's siblings.)
And this: (***** is a failed replica of the moon and stars on our [Night's and Homework's] country's flag.
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