Hello, lovely Fanfiction people! It is Khaos again, with yet another random story! I got the idea for this the other day and thought it would be funny for my friends Lilly Tagloft and EricaCrowe. This is just a random story and I probably won't take it very far, but I thought it was a funny idea, so I'm writing it down. You can read and review on your own whim, though if you think this is funny (or just want to tell me I'm crazy XD) then go ahead and review, I might actually post a lot of chapters if you people want to read about me and my friends insulting the Twilight characters and screaming out all of our seemingly random inside jokes...I don't care! :)

Disclaimer: I pwn Twilight.

Edward: You don't own Twilight! :(

Me: I said I PWN. POWN! Burned, dissed, served, whatever you want to call it! You're not going to know what to do when my friends and I barge in and make your life more annoying and crappy than it already is! TAKE THAT, YOU OVER-PROTECTIVE STALKER!

Edward: Wait! I thought Lilly and Erica were the ones who hated me!

Me: Yeah well, I can't decide whether I hate you or not. There's still hope for you.

Edward: Really?

Me: Eh... sorta.

Edward: *Anguish*

Lol.

Khaos POV!

"Hi Lilly," I say cheerfully, opening the door for my tall friend.

"What is up?" she asks, stepping through the doorway with her huge bag of Fanfiction notebooks slung over her shoulder.

"The sky," I reply. This is our normal exchange for whenever we see each other. You'd think she would stop asking me "What's up?" after a while.

"DAISY!" she screamed, running over to my chubby, adorable beagle. She patted Daisy's head enthusiastically.

I walk into my kitchen and grab a pack of mint Oreos, a water bottle, and a bottle of lemon juice. I bring Lilly her usual snack and plop down on the couch next to her.

I know, Lilly's weird, but she's also the most sane out of all my friends. Sad, right? I don't think so... on second thought, I actually kind of do.

"So, are we walking over to Erica's, or she coming here?" I ask Lilly, knowing full well that they'll want to stay over at my house. My pantry is loaded with amazing snacks, and both Lilly and Erica think my mom- whom we call Hobbit- is awesome. I had basically just asked a stupid question.

"She said she would be over here in, like, thirty seconds, when I texted her." Lilly replied, eating the mint cream out of an Oreo.

"Great! When did you text her?"

The doorbell rang, and I could also hear Erica's tiny fists drumming the rhythm to "Headstrong" against my front door.

"Thirty seconds ago." Lilly smirked, following me to the door.

We opened the door and Erica came bounding in, yelling in excitement about how we convinced our parents to let us have a sleepover at one of our houses. My house. Yay, they're going to eat all my food...not.

"Hey guys! Tonight is going to be the best sleep- over ever!"

"Why do you say that? Is "You-Know-Who" coming by to give Lilly some kind of gift?" I asked sarcastically, internally cursing Lilly for being able to date her ex-boyfriend's best friend and get away with it. All the good crap happens to her, I mean, what middle schooler/freshman can date two seniors in one year? It's crazy I tell you.

Lilly grinned in my direction, however, which only made me laugh. She had Oreos in her teeth, typical Lilly.

Lilly frowned then, and gave me a wide eyed, crazy look. I decided not to get on her bad side after she had just gotten back from a two hour soccer practice. Unlike a Miss Isabella Swan, I do have a sense of self preservation.

Bella. That reminded me. The reason why we were even having this sleep over was to continue a debate on the characters of Twilight. Lilly and Erica were very passionate followers of Team Jacob, while I on the other hand, am Team Cullen. That's right, I said Cullen. I have this love/ hate relationship with Edward, so I'm always sort of on his team...and then not...at the same time...I'm very odd, you know.

"So..." I said, turning to Erica, "What was it that you said about Carlisle earlier?"

Erica immediately wiped the grin off her face and backed hurriedly away from me. As the "Sometimes Goth" friend of the group, I was considered the violent one as well, which wasn't true! I was only ever violent to these guys, and normally it was only when they insulted the best character in Twilight! I mean, as a writer, I would want all my characters to be shown respect, so why can't they respect Carlisle...then again I make fun of almost every other Twilight character, besides Carlisle, Jasper, and Alice...so...I'm a hypocrite now.

Erica composed herself, "You know that if you fight me, I'll just kick your ass!"

Sadly, the person half my size took Karate, and she can kick my ass. Pathetic, right?

"That may be true." I said deviously, pausing just for a second and grabbing something from behind the couch, "BUT I AM THE ONE WITH THE WOODEN SWORD!"

I swung the four foot, wooden sword a foot over Erica's head, not really intending to hurt her with it. She screamed bloody murder and dove to the right. I continued to swing the sword around, acting like a maniac. I barely heard Lilly scoff at my Twilight obsession as she rooted through all four books, the first three DVD's, and printed copies of my fanfictions. She picked up Eclipse and began flipping through the first few chapters.

"Alright, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Erica yelled, cowering by the fireplace.

"That's what I thought!" I screamed back, laughing like the mad women I was.

"Jesus Christ!" Lilly screeched from behind us.

A bit offended by her remark, (AN/I'm not being religiously prejudice, I'm sorry for offending anyone!) I turned around to see what was wrong.

Lo and behold, when I turned around, I saw a very startled Lilly holding my Eclipse book, which was glowing.

"What the hell?" Erica and I said in unison, inching towards the book to get a better look.

"I don't know! I flipped to a random page and it started glowing!" Lilly cried out, obviously freaked.

"Maybe it's-"

Before I could finish my sentence, the book's creepy glow turned into an all out blinding light. All three of us screamed as we felt ourselves being lifted off our feet, and flying through the air.

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I opened my eyes a few seconds later.

"Holy crap, where are we?"

Instead of seeing my living room furniture, when I opened my eyes, I saw a huge, multi-leveled building in front of me. It looked like some sort of hospital, or mental institution, or something.

"Oh my god, they took us to the Funny Farm!" Erica screamed, hiding behind Lilly.

"No, look!" Lilly pointed to a sign in front of the building, it read;

Forks General Hospital

Main Entrance

"How the bloody hale did we get in Forks?" Erica asked, before it dawned on her what had just happened. "You don't think the book-?"

"Yes." I cut her off, my voice caught in sheer terror and disbelief. I pointed to one of the parking spaces a few feet away, "I think we got sucked into the book."

Lilly looked at me skeptically, before turning to look at what I was staring at.

Not ten feet away from us was a sleek black Mercedes, and parked right next to it was the famous silver Volvo.

"Oh. Crap!"

LOL I know, weird place to end, but oh well! If you want to read, then read, If you want to review, then review, if you want to "hit and run", then "hit and run". The choice is yours my friends!

~Khaos