A Story in Desperate Need of a Review
"Bark! Bark!" "Shut the heck up!"
It was 2:00 AM and Sesshomaru was tired of Inuyasha's annoying barking,
"Seriously!" he was taking Inuyasha for his daily walk,
"Bark! Bark!" "Bark again and I'll chop you in half!"
Sesshomaru grouched as Inuyasha sniffed a fire hydrant,
"Hurry up and pee on the hydrant!"
as Inuyasha peed on the hydrant the two brothers were transported to a different dimension,
"I knew I should have already had my coffee,"
Sesshomaru grumbled the two were greeted by a fat starfish, "Hi, I'm…" the starfish began,
"DIE!" Sesshomaru yelled as he drew the starfish in half,
"PATRICK!" a kitchen sponge screamed, "You killed…" The sponge began,
"YOU DIE TOO!"Sesshomaru yelled as he killed the sponge.
Inuyasha sniffed a fire hydrant,
"Why is there a fire hydrant underwater?" Sesshomaru grouched,
"You can't start a fire underwater!"
Inuyasha peed on the hydrant and the two were transported home,
"Come on let's finish our walk, Inuyasha, you know what I don't get?"
"Bark, Bark!"
"Yeah, how could we breathe if that was underwater?"
Sesshomaru pondered this on the way home where he had hi coffee.
"Oh, my god! We teleported! Either the hydrants turned magical or you pee magic, Inuyasha!"
(Sesshomaru can't think without his coffee: 3)
The next day Sesshomaru decided to test his theory,
First he rented another dog
(To test his hydrant theory)
And he was going to make Inuyasha pee on a tree.
But sadly, both tests failed,
"Hmmm, ohh! I know! Your pee has to make contact with the iron in the hydrants, what do you think?"
"Woof, woof!"
"I agree!"
So Sesshomaru bought a piece of iron,
"Pee Inuyasha!" he commanded
When Inuyasha peed, there was a chain reaction between iron and demon urine,
"I was right!"
"Woof!"
And so the adventure begins!
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Characters and characters to come
Sesshomaru: The brains of their duo
Inuyasha: their source of half-demon pee
Denise: female dog demon in love with Sesshomaru (OC)
Namanamashii: Tiger half demon (OC)