Sakima: WELCOME TO THE FORST OFFICIAL CHAPTER OF.....*drum roll* ASK AND TORTURE THE NARUTO CAST!

Mei: -randomly walks in-...Seriously? Hailey-sama started her 'Ask and Dare Fic'?

Sakima: Yeah, unfortunately she couldn't some up with a very good name so hopefully a reviewer can help us with that.

Mei: Ya know..where is the Naruto cast? We're the only ones here?

Sakima:-smirks evilly- Oh, they'll be here

-Portals of different colors suddenly pop up and drop the sound, akatsuki and all the other naruto characters in to my studio-

Hidan: WTF? Where the hell are we now....

Pein: No...we couldn't be......we can't be......IN ANOTHER STUDIO!?

Mei:-evil grin- Oh, yes. YOU ARE IN MY STUDIO!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sakima/Mei: YES!

Sasuke: So we are here...for ANOTHER ask and dare fic....

Sakima: oh yes my dear cousin, you are ALL here for yet ANOTHER ask and dare fic in MY STUDIO!

Naruto: where exactly is you studio?

Mei: It's OURS and it's right next to Yumi-chans and Sapphire-chans! DUH!

Itachi: Wait...which one of you is the host?

Sakima/Mei: Me

Sakima/Mei:-glare at each other-

Mei: Hailey-sama will choose me!

Sakima: No ME!

Everyone: Hailey-sama?

Mei: No duh, shes the one actually writing this. She is our creator, me and Sakima are ALIVE because of her. And since I'M a OC (an exact image if you will...) of her I SHOULD BE HOST!

Sakima: No!

Kakuzu: Can you two stop fighting long enough to continue?

Mei: What's it to ya, you old fart.....

Kakuzu:-fumes- Wait.....isn't Sakima Hidan's wife?

Sakima: No duh old timer

Hidan: -glomps sakima-

Mei: but......technically I'm his wife to!

Everyone: WTF? OxO

Mei: well, I'm a character who is exact personality and looks wise to our creator Hailey-sama and Sakima is her first character she ever made so we are both here and if Sakima's married to Hidan then so is Hailey-sama which means so am I....

Everyone: O 0 O

Mei:-sweatdrops-

Sakima: anyways....I'm glad Hailey-sama got this idea off her chest, she's been thinking about this for a while.

Mei: Yeah, anyways. I hope to see some reviewers soon. Maybe some faces from Yumi-chan or Sapphire-chans fic or maybe they'll show up!

Orochi-fugly: Does this mean I might get respected more! A NEW FIC A NEW LEAF!

Mei: WTF? WHY DID WE BRING HIM! I THOUGHT I PUT HIM IN THE PORTAL TO TAKE HIM TO THE BOTTOM OF MY CLIFF!?!

Sakima: I dunno! It was your jutsu that brought everyone here!

Tobi: Tobi think it's because-

Deidara: SHUT UP TOBI! UN!

Mei: ugghhhh, geeze. IN THE NAME OF JASHIN WILL YOU PEOPLE STFU!?

Hidan: woah.....

Mei:-smiles sweetly- I hope to see some reviewers soon! Bye bye!

A/N By Hailey-sama: FINALLY! I GOT IT IN WRITING! I STARTED IT! :D

Mei: excited much Hailey-sama?

Hailey: NO DUH! I FINALLY GOT MY IDEA DOWN AND POSTED! So I hope to see some great people come and review!