A/N This is dedicated to the AWESOME MiiMyselfandTime! Cos I love her. Duh. Enjoy!

Concerning Kendall

James didn't know how anybody could stand it.

Least of all Kendall's mother.

I mean, how the heck can that be someone's biggest feature?

Eyebrows?

Seriously?

It was every fashionista's nightmare, and as everyone, especially Kendall, knew well- James loved fashion. He didn't, however, notice, James' continual winces whenever Kendall's eyebrows were pointed out. Especially at their audition.

"You! Tall blonde, and, eyebrows..."

Cringe. He just cringed. Then went back to having a mild panic attack. 'Course, he'd still jump into a group of massive bodyguards to save him, but still.

Still.

James stared at his best friend, glaring slightly. Kendall looked up from concentrating on his part of the new song to raise an eyebrow at him. James shuddered.

"What is up with you, dude?" Kendall asked.

"Nothin'." James muttered, getting off the orange couch and walking towards the bathroom. "I just... um... want some of my Cuda man spray. I haven't used it in nearly an hour!" Kendall rolled his eyes at his whiny friend and went back to the song, humming quietly. James walked into the bathroom but left the door open, his eyes glued to the door. He'd need backup.

Thankfully, he didn't have to wait long. He always took a long time in the bathroom, but there was a point that would make Kendall suspicious. Carlos came barrelling through the door.

"James?" He called, confused at the sight of his best friend standing stock still at the bathroom door. The fashionable boy put a finger to his lips as Kendall replied.

"He's in the bathroom, Carlitos." The blonde said, and James could tell he was rolling his eyes. Carlos nodded. James caught his eye and beckoned, still holding a finger to his lips. Carlos walked towards him, looking confused.

"What's up, Jamie?" He whispered. James muttered his plan to him, and Carlos started to laugh. James clamped a hand over his mouth.

"Just shhh, and watch out for Logie coming in!" Carlos mock saluted and turned back towards the door. James deliberated, going through different options. He could hear Logan come in and Carlos dragging him into the bathroom in the back of his mind. The other boys peered over his shoulder, and after a few more minutes, they were ready. As one, they exited the bathroom.

"Kendall." James said formally.

"We have to talk to you." Logan added. Kendall raised one of his monster eyebrows, setting the song aside.

"Now, Kenny... we don't want this to hurt you, but..." Logan continued. Kendall's face was a memory to be treasured.

"The eyebrows have gotta go, buddy." Carlos finished. Kendall eyed James suspiciously, then slowly raised his hands and covered his forehead.

"No." He vetoed firmly.

"Yes!" The other three exclaimed.

"No. I'm the leader. Absolutely not." Kendall rolled over onto his side, hiding his face from his determined best friends.

Carlos, James and Logan exchanged a look.

And Kendall, much to his surprise, found himself being dragged off the couch and onto the floor. His friends didn't stop there, though. He felt one sit on his arms, and another sit on his legs. Logan and Carlos, he was willing to bet. The thought was confirmed as James loomed over him, waving a lethal looking object. Tweezers.

"Noooo!" Kendall yelled, and with a rush of adrenaline, managed to squeeze out from in between and under his friends. He was out the door of 2J like a shot.

"After him!" James screeched. They set off after their friend, yelling like maniacs.

Kendall skidded into the lobby, waving his arms and yelling, generally attracting a few looks- but not that many. Most everyone at the Palmwoods was used to the boys and their antics.

"You've got to help me! My friends have gone insane!" Kendall yelled as he ran. Seconds later, Logan, Carlos and James followed, yelling and gaining steadily on the blonde.

"Aargh!" Kendall caught sight of them and sprinted towards the pool, but he could only go so fast. And when he reached the swimming pool, the battle was lost.

"WHOO!" Now, Kendall was tall, and strong, but he couldn't quite remain standing as the bodies of his three best friends collided with him. Logan and Carlos each pinned an arm and a leg while James came towards him with the scissors and Kendall yelled.

"NO!" Kendall yelled.

"Has to be done, buddy." James informed him seriously.

"If it'll make you feel better, I'll give you a lollipop afterwards." Logan said kindly.

"NO! Get- off- me!"

"What's going on?" A distinctly female voice asked. The boys froze and Kendall looked up to see his saviour. She came in the form of his girlfriend, Jo.

"Jo! Thank goodness. Can you get these maniacs off me?" The petite blonde raised her eyebrows.

"Um.. what are you doing?"

"Fixin' Kendall's eyebrows!" James announced. "Or at least we will be." He shot a look at the two brunettes, and they took the hint, and tightened their respective grips on Kendall.

"Save me, Jo!" Kendall whined. Jo caught sight of the tweezers in James' hand choked back a giggle.

"Sorry, Kenny, but I kind of agree with James." Jo snorted. Kendall gave her a betrayed look, as the other three snickered at her use of his nickname.

"Nooo!" Kendall said as James' hand neared his face. Everyone else in a near radius watched with looks of interest as the singer tried to fight off his friends.

"We need help." Carlos announced five minutes later, as Kendall's struggling threw James off yet again. They hadn't actually managed to get the tweezers closer than five inches away from Kendall's face yet. James frowned in annoyance. Logan shifted so that his legs were still firmly pinning his blonde friend and pulled his phone out, calling the one person that he knew would both help and make the situation twice as fun.

"I'm here." She announced. "Now, what can I do? I'm supposed to be practising to audition to be in an advert about soup. Superhero soup."

"Camille." Her boyfriend said. "Help us pin Kendall." Camille's gave a huge grin as she threw herself down onto the ground and sat on one of Kendall's arms.

"Thank you, Camille." Logan said sweetly. She smiled at him. James clicked his fingers.

"Hey! You two, stop flirting and keep Kendall down." He ordered. Logan blushed while Camille just grinned. James rolled his eyes. He pinned Kendall's free leg with one arm, then reached towards his face with the tweezers.

"Now, this might sting a little." James admitted. He could hear several people laughing at the fact that, there were four people pinning down a singer and trying to warn him of the pain that the tweezers would cause him, beside a swimming pool... in Los Angeles. Kendall glared.

"I hate you. I hate every single one of you." He muttered. "OW!" He added, as James swiftly yanked a hair out of his eyebrow. "Ow, ow- James, quit it!"

"Kendall." James said seriously. "Do you really think we spend fifteen minutes pinning you down and chasing you around just to quit it?" Kendall just groaned, and James continued happily with his work.

~B~T~R~

Kendall felt his eyebrows for the hundredth time in half an hour. He felt more than a little self conscious, especially with the way his three best friends were staring at him.

"Whoa." Logan said.

"Yeah." Carlos agreed.

"Who knew Kendall could look like... that?" James asked.

"Like what?" The blonde asked, thoroughly annoyed. They had put him through 'torture' and know they were staring at him.

"Like... a person with normal eyebrows!" Logan exclaimed. Kendall huffed and rolled over, hiding his face from his friends.

"Awh, come on, Kenny, it isn't that bad!" Carlos grinned.

"Yeah... Kenny. Do you want us to get Jo to kiss it better?" James joined in. Kendall didn't reply but they could see his face go red.

"Oh, shut up." He groaned.

"Awh... Kenny, you know we love you, man!" They cried, and sharing a look, threw themselves on him in an extreme group hug. Kendall remained stiff for a few seconds before reluctantly hugging them back.

"Now, was that so hard?" James cooed. Kendall glared at him, then at Logan and Carlos.

"Yeah, I suppose I love you guys too." He muttered. His friends grinned evilly and hugged him again.

Katie chose that moment to enter the apartment, and immediately noticed the still hugging best friends.

"Whoa, you can almost touch the bromance in the air." She snorted. The boys looked at her, and Katie choked.

"Kendall? What happened to your obnoxiously huge eyebrows?" Katie gasped. Kendall gave her a sour look while Logan, James and Carlos whistled innocently.

"I don't want to talk about it."

A/N Well, I hope you liked it! I had... um... no idea where to end this, but I hope it was fun to read! Please review, cos reviews are love! :D

Hannah xo