Newcomer: Good morning!
Inuyasha: Who the heck are you wench.
Newcomer: I'm niya. The tiger youkai.
Kagome: Hello niya I'm kagome.
Niya: grrrrrrrrr
Kagome: Was it something I said?
Kouga; hello I'm Kouga.
Niya; I now all of you, you came to my village one time and I have been following you ever since.
Sango; stalker!
Niya; not really I just wanted to be in your group but never had the courage to ask. So?
Sango; hold on (whispers) ok Niya welcome to the group.
Niya; oh thank you thank you (hugs Kouga).
Kouga; let go of me.
Niya; Ok.
Kouga; (falls to the ground).
Miroku; so why do you want to be in your group for?
Niya: Well I saw what you did for my people and I just love to fight. I'm the best fighter in the village. So I thought it would be cool to fight and help people at the same time.
Miroku: Okayyy.
Inuyasha: I like this chick she likes to fight.
Niya: Thank you.
Kouga: (yawn) time for breakfast.
Niya: I'll make it! What will it be honey, err Kouga.
Kouga: What you call me?
Niya: Uh nothing why?
Kouga: NO reason but I want waffles.
Niya: That is easy.
Sango: (burp) that was good.
Miroku: My dearest sango what was that?
Sango: he he
Kouga: Hey that was great.
Niya: Thank you! Only the best for my Kouga!
Miroku: Uh heads up she just called you "my Kouga".
Kouga: Oh no, please tell me not another one.
Door flies open and Ayame steps in.
Ayame: What did you say about my Kouga!
Niya: He's my kouga so back off wolfy!
Miroku: Ohhh a cat fight. I wish someone would do that over me. Kouga is so lucky. I can see it now. The whole village of women fighting over me!
BAM!
Sango: Miroku we don't need your perverted thought in this story!
5 hours later
Niya: mine
Ayame: mine
Mine
Mine
Kouga: ladies please stop your stupid bickering
Both: Never! She's going down.