Christian and the Elements

(This is a test to see what kind of bender Christian is)

Book one, water:

Katara shoots water at him.

Christian yells: "Ahh! water!" and cowers away.

Katara: "Guess he's not a waterbender…"

Book two, earth:

Toph tosses a rock (pebble) at him.

Christian: "Ahh! A rock!" and jumps out of "danger".

Toph: "I suppose that means he's not an earthbender?"

Everyone else: "Duh!"

Book three, fire:

Zuko blasts fire at him.

Christian: Screams like a girl and says, "Ahhhhhh! Fire! It burns!"

Zuko: "I knew he didn't have it in him…" Grins evilly.

Book four, air:

Aang: "I guess that means you're an airbender. Congratulations!"

Christian: "Ahh! (choke) Air! (choke)

Book five…What is he?:

Katara: "If he's not a waterbender, earthbender, firebender, or an airbender, then what is he?"

Sokka: "He's a warrior. You don't have to be a bender to be able to defend yourself. Here you go. (hands Christian a spear)"

Christian: "Ooh, pointy. ( pokes point of the spear with finger…) Ahh! Pointy! It hurts!"

Everyone: sigh

The end.