Totally inspired from off Luminescence Archives! I forgot who she was again, but I'm crediting it to her and I'm stealing the idea from her. I like her stories though. Onwards!
So Lavi was having a bad day and returned from his mission. His objective was the innocence in the fountain but it broke due to the stupid Akuma. Frustrated, he clambered off to Allen's room to vent on the poor helpless moyashi.
Little did he know what he would find.
Kanda was making out with Allen in an exorcist like orgy for two. WITHOUT INVITING HIM? Lavi was probably not in the mood for jokes and started to fume. Allen was the first to have noticed Lavi standing with fumes a the doorway. His shocked apple face was enough to prove that. Well, hey, at least Lavi finally had some recognition.
"L-Lavi! What are you doing here?"
Lavi was not in a sparing mood.
"YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH YU!"
"I was not! He slipped!"
"HIS TONGUE WAS IN YOUR MOUTH."
"T-That slipped too!"
Lavi quickly shot through the parasitic exorcist's defense. Suddenly Faye waltzed down the hall and found her favorite red head.
"I FOUND YOU LAVI! WELCOME BACK BUNNY!" With that the bubble user glomped the hammer user and pulled him into a searing kiss. Both Kanda and Allen were left watching speechless. When the two were finally finished macking, Lavi pulled up and wiped his lips, adorned with a smirk. "Doesn't that make you wish YOU were STRAIGHT?"
GWUHAHAHAHA! Credits credits! (c) little duck for the idea! I really like her stories! Check them out!