Normality
Chapter 1
His day had started rather well, he thought. It was actually normal, though Reborn probably would put him through even more horrors if he had heard that.
Reborn had woken him up with a defibrillator, had him run all over town, and when he came back he had found the rest of his Family (or family, it didn't really make a difference anymore) already there, for one reason or the other. In the meanwhile, his mother had disappeared, which had come as a surprise because it hadn't been such a surprise. Off to buy more groceries, he supposed. Tsuna couldn't help but wonder where his family got the money to support everybody, even if his father was in the mafia.
Gokudera, after greeting him loudly and fussing over him had gone back to his argument with Yamamoto, who was laughing as cheerfully as ever. Onii-san EXTREMEly talking to Hibari-san, with many variations of EXTREME included. Hibari-san, however, looked as if he would rather be anywhere but there and was ready to murder onii-san. Chrome was seated at the table as well, flanked on both sides by Ken and Chikusa. She ducked her head when Ken said something he couldn't hear and Chikusa merely sighed in annoyance. Kyoko and Haru sat to the side, talking of girly things he probably wouldn't want to know about.
Lambo was completely left out. He sat next to Reborn, his face contorted in a way that screamed his intentions to burst into tears any moment.
When Lambo actually started to cry, well, that was when everything started.
Tsuna, the designated comforter, rushed to do his job. Whatever it was that was making Lambo cry turned into pure stubbornness to continue crying and while he flailed his arms around he knocked over Reborn's cup of coffee.
All movements immediately ceased and everyone was completely silent. Reborn's eyes were hidden in the shadows of his fedora and Tsuna had a very, very bad feeling everything was going to hell in a handbasket.
Lambo had finally developed a sense of danger and quickly took out the Ten Year Bazooka. The dark aura suddenly grew stronger and Lambo trembled as he dropped the weapon.
It fell to the ground with an ominous clatter and a bullet shot out towards Tsuna. As he watched it come closer, he wondered if he could ever have a normal day.
The bullet hit him and smoke filled the area. When it dissipated, everyone's eyes were met with an older Tsuna.
He was positioned in a way as if he had just put something down. He blinked slowly in surprise and his eyes took everyone in before looking at his empty hand.
"Ah," he sighs, and everyone held their breaths, waiting for what he would say next, something along the lines of space time continuum has been disrupted now let's embark on an epic adventure to save the world again?
"My tea," he finished lamely, and everyone face-faulted.
I have up to five chapters of crack, that's about where I stopped. This is pure, unedited!crack, any mistakes pointed out will be appreciated. Especially tenses. This author knows tenses are her weak point.