WARNING!!! this fic contains sexual hinting and bondage hinting, and is for a YAOI loveing audiance ONLY!!!
Sasuke takes the SemeUke test:
"Hn, SemeUke (dot) com, why not nothing better to do...sure I'll take the quiz"
1)
Q: Do you enjoy licking things?
A: Ask me again and I'll kick your ass.
2)
Q: Have you ever bought hair dye for yourself?
A: *death glare*
3)
Q: Have you ever tied someone up?
A: Can't you hear the begging from the other room?
4)
Q: Have you ever been tied up?
A: Some have tried, none have lived. *evil smirk*
5)
Q: What kind of shoes do you wear?
A: Steel-toed black boots
6)
Q: Would you feel guilty for taking advantage of someone?
A: *laughing my ass off*
7)
Q: Your weapon of choice?
A: My ability to see all possibilities and use them to my advantage.
8)
Q: Do you have any piercings?
A: *death glare*
9)
Q: Alcohol?
A: A means to get what I want.
10)
Q: What kind of vehicle do you drive?
A: Classic sports car
11)
Q: How do you eat your ice cream?
A: I. Don't. Eat. Ice cream.
12)
Q: What gift would you give your partner?
A: Their well-deserved punishment.
13)
Q: What's your ideal pet?
A: Something that obeys my every command.
14)
Q: How do you order at a restaurant?
A: Tell them what I want.
15)
Q: The server brings you the wrong food. What do you do?
A: Smile and politely explain while planning the server's bloody demise.
16)
Q: You catch someone checking out your partner. You:
A: Grin because I was waiting for the chance to kill someone today.
17)
Q: Your dream occupation
A: Hired killer.
18)
Q: What's your favorite accessory?
A: My weapon.
19)
Q: What costume would you wear to a masquerade?
A: A sexy goth vampire. So I can lead my partner out into the dark alley and seduce them.
20)
Q: What kind of music do you listen to?
A: Something refined and romantic.
21)
Q: Do you usually find yourself on top or bottom?
A: *laughing my ass off*
Results:
You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're both able to keep each other in line and satisfy each other.
Most
compatible with:
Badass Uke
Least
compatible with:
Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
A/N: this is only filler until ppl take my poll on my profile ...there will be a Naru chappy just to see if they would truely match up