Jan Kirschneigh is t he hottest horse to ever grace the plant call earth, he is the mystical god of humanity and can win the reward for hotti hot mc hot hot and marco bdot is so totally in love with his manly horsiness. One day John galloped into the trainee camp and Marco blushued like bright fucking firetruck red and sheepishly said "H-h-h-h-h-h-hi J-jean." and Jean snorted and whinnied in his direction. "Hey bae, wanna ride?" Mario's face went bright supER RED LIKE ITS THE SUN HIS FACE IS A SUN red and whimperef "sure!" and Jean impaled marco with his massive horse cock and they ride into the sunset while Marco screeched his name sexily and when tehy were done fucli ng a lot marco jizzed onto Jans man chest and jeans eyes rolled back into his sockets and he cried "nEIIIIGH" as he came into marcos tight almost-not-almost shota freckle butt. The two fell asleep in each others arms and Eren screamed "GAAAY" that was so loud a titan came and gobbled them up.